No, don't tell me.

I don't want to know.

It's just a little larger than usual.

Don't worry, the swelling will go down.

It must be nice to have your best feature be so prominent.

My best feature's my hands.

That's why I play the UKulele.

It gets your hands right out there, you know.

Are you a professional UKulele player?

Oh no, I'm a writer.

What do you write T shirts?

Really?

I wrote Save the dolphins.

Excuse me.

What do you mean you wrote it?

I wasn't the first person to say that.

I was the first person to put it on a T shirt.

Did you do life as a beach?

Oh, I wish I met the guy who wrote that at a party.

He kind of snubbed me.

You know, we haven't been properly introduced.

My name is louis chris.

Oh yes.

I wonder whether you starts with a C.

Or a K.

I wonder if you have a skinny uncle Harry or a fat aunt faith.

I wonder if you know how good you look in those pantyhose.

I wonder if you're happy that I didn't mention anything about the things coming out of your nose.