Uh now on your feet, but I don't have any feet.

呃現在在你的腳上，但我沒有任何腳。

You better grow some fast or else or else what?

你最好快點長出一些來，不然的話，不然怎麼辦？

You'll sock me?

你會給我戴上襪子嗎？

No, actually I'll put a foot so far up your booty, you'll be able to taste it.

不，實際上我會把一隻腳伸到你的屁股裡，你會嚐到它。

Oh look, I have no idea why you're here.

哦，看，我不知道你為什麼在這裡。

Read it and weep son, You sign on the dotted line for boot camp.

讀完後，兒子哭了，你在新兵營的虛線上簽了字。

Oh so I'm guessing it's not a summer camp where we design and create fashionable footwear.

哦，所以我猜想這不是一個我們設計和創造時尚鞋類的夏令營。

No.

沒有。

Ah well I guess I have no choice but to step up and hell with it.

啊，我想我別無選擇，只能站起來，讓它見鬼去吧。

No laughing in boot camp.

在新兵營裡沒有笑聲。

Oh my God, I don't know what I've been told.

哦，我的上帝，我不知道我被告知了什麼。

I don't know.

我不知道。

But I've been told Gazpacho is best served cold.

但有人告訴我，涼拌菜是最好的。

This would be easier if we rolled back in formation recruit.

如果我們在隊列中滾動招募，這就更容易了。

Sorry sir.

對不起，先生。

I thought you'd get a kick out of it.

我想你會從中得到啟發。

I don't know.

我不知道。

But it's been said, I don't know.

但有人說，我不知道。

But it's been said Orange will run until he turns red.

但有人說，奧蘭治會一直跑到他變紅為止。

Not if I use this segue instead.

如果我用這個轉折來代替就不會。

Orange, that's it.

橙色，就是這樣。

20 pushups now.

現在做20個俯臥撐。

Yes, drill sergeant sir.

是的，教官先生。

Hmm, wow, you're, you're, you're actually doing it.

嗯，哇，你是，你是，你真的在做。

Most recruits fail that test because they have no arms.

大多數新兵沒有通過這一測試，因為他們沒有武器。

20 uh my peng is tired.

20 呃，我的鵬哥很累。

Oh yeah, is it tired?

哦，對了，是不是很累？

Well the rest of your body is about to be even more tired because we've just arrived at the obstacle course obstacle course where I don't see any obstacle.

好吧，你身體的其他部分就要更累了，因為我們剛到了障礙賽的障礙區，我沒有看到任何障礙物。

Wait, what's happening?

等等，發生了什麼？

Is he actually enjoying the obstacle course?

他真的很喜歡這個障礙賽嗎？

Hey, Hey drill sergeant.

嘿，嘿，教官。

Thanks for showing me the ropes.

謝謝你為我指點迷津。

Well this can't be, no one's ever had fun while doing the obstacle course.

嗯，這不可能，沒有人在做障礙賽時有過樂趣。

My God.

我的天。

Mm this is incredible slow motion.

嗯，這是難以置信的慢動作。

He's gonna do it.

他要去做。

Bullseye Orange.

牛眼橙。

You, you set a course record.

你，你創造了一個課程記錄。

Well, yeah, of course I did.

嗯，是的，當然是這樣。

Oh really get it course because it was an obstacle course.

哦，真的得到它的課程，因為它是一個障礙課程。

Yes, I get it.

是的，我明白了。

My bad.

我的錯。

Of course you do.

你當然會這樣做。

Orange.

橙色。

Listen to me.

聽我說。

You have real talent.

你有真正的天賦。

You can make one heck of a soldier.

你可以做一個可怕的阿兵哥。

We just need to work on that attitude.

我們只是需要在這種態度上下功夫。

Why is it not positive enough?

為什麼它不夠積極？

Yeah.

是的。

What is this?

這是什麼？

You're doing prop comedy all of a sudden you're an orange, not a carrot top.

你在做道具喜劇的時候，突然就變成了一個橙色，而不是一個胡蘿蔔頭。

Come on.

來吧。

Who me?

我是誰？

Of course not.

當然不是。

This isn't funny.

這並不好笑。

I beg to swiffer.

我請求掃除。

That is the worst joke I've ever heard in my entire life and I once sat through a Yakov Smirnoff concert.

這是我一生中聽到的最糟糕的笑話，我曾經坐過一場雅科夫-斯米爾諾夫音樂會。

Really worse than dish one.

真的比菜一更糟。

Listen to me.

聽我說。

Well, how about this No enough with the props.

好吧，這個怎麼樣？"沒有足夠的道具。

Orange.

橙色。

I've been doing this a long time.

我已經做了很久了。

I've molded many young foods into warriors, but your skills are truly special.

我已經把許多年輕的食物塑造成戰士，但你的技能確實很特別。

I've been told I'm special many times.

有人多次告訴我，我很特別。

Yeah, I believe it.

是的，我相信它。

Here's my point.

我的觀點是這樣的。

Whichever path you'd like to take in the armed services, you can do it.

無論你想在武裝部門走哪條路，你都可以做到。

So what will it be?

那麼會是什麼呢？

Army, Navy, Marines, Coast Guard.

陸軍、海軍、海軍陸戰隊、海岸警衛隊。

I'm probably more of an Air Force guy.

我可能更像一個空軍的人。

Orange.

橙色。

Look, if you're serious about the Air Force.

聽著，如果你對空軍是認真的。

Here's what your path is gonna look like we'll start you at any one but you'll make N.

這是你的道路，我們會從任何一個開始，但你會做N個。

C.

C.

O.

O.

At five after three years.

在三年後的五歲。

T.

T.

I.

I.

S in six months.

S在六個月內。

T.

T.

I G assuming you've got the W.

我G假設你已經得到了W。

A.

A.

P.

P.

S.

S.

Points within the A.

A內的點。

F.

F.

S.

S.

C.

C.

You'll eventually make S.

你最終會做出S。

N.

N.

C.

C.

O.

O.

At E.

在E.

Seven and head to the A.

七，前往A區。

F.

F.

S.

S.

N.

N.

C.

C.

O.

O.

A.

A.

Huh?

嗯？

The Af S.

阿夫-斯。

N.

N.

C.

C.

O.

O.

A.

A.

It's C.

是C。

C A.

C A．

F.

F.

Affiliated.

隸屬。

Oh now once you're out of the A.

哦，現在一旦你出了A。

F.

F.

S.

S.

N.

N.

C.

C.

O.

O.

A.

A.

Your options really open up.

你的選擇真的打開了。

Oh could I go into the A.

哦，我可以進入A。

B.

B.

C.

C.

D.

D.

E.

E.

F.

F.

G.

G.

I am not familiar with that acronym.

我不熟悉這個首字母縮寫。

Maybe the L.

也許是L。

F.

F.

M.

M.

A.

A.

O.

O.

Could they teach me how to fly a raffle copter?

他們可以教我如何駕駛抽獎機嗎？

I think I see what's happening here.

我想我知道這裡發生了什麼。

Oh I got it.

哦，我知道了。

Seriously.

認真地說。

I'll go into the PCD PCD.

我將進入PCD PCD。

I'm pretty sure that's native.

我很確定那是本地人。

No way.

不可能。

It's the prop comedy division and it's definitely Air Force.

這是道具喜劇部門，絕對是空軍。

Yeah that's it.

是的，就是這樣。

I tried taking it easy on you Orange.

我試著對你放鬆，橙子。

I really did.

我真的做到了。

But you've left me no choice but to deliver on my promises from earlier to put a foot so far up your booty you'll be able to taste it.

但你讓我別無選擇，只能兌現我先前的承諾，把一隻腳伸進你的屁股裡，讓你嚐嚐。

Oh goody.

哦，太好了。

You remembered?

你記住了嗎？

Huh remembered what?

咦，想起了什麼？

Oh come on leave the poor guy alone.

哦，來吧，不要管這個可憐的傢伙。

Go on shoo shoo get it.

去吧，咻咻咻地去拿。

Oh too tight.

哦，太緊了。

Too tight.

太緊了。

Hey hey question for you drill sergeant?

嘿嘿，問你個問題，教官？

I'm busy right now.

我現在很忙。

Would you?

你會嗎？

Shut up.

閉嘴吧。

But back to my question, what does it taste like?

但回到我的問題上，它的味道是什麼？

I swear the minute they untie me, I'm gonna what I honestly want to know with all my soul.

我發誓，他們一給我鬆綁，我就會用我所有的靈魂去做我真正想知道的事情。

Well, I'm not telling you.

好吧，我不告訴你。

Well, I don't know, but I've been told the dirty socks probably taste like mold.

嗯，我不知道，但有人告訴我，髒襪子的味道可能是黴味。

Oh, hey, what the heck was that for?

哦，嘿，這到底是為了什麼？

Oh, oh my God, this guy's insane kicking ball.

哦，哦，我的上帝，這傢伙瘋狂地踢球。

Why is he doing this?

他為什麼要這樣做？

My guess is he's doing it just because he can, Oh, prop comedy again.

我的猜測是，他這樣做只是因為他可以，哦，又是道具喜劇。

Yeah, I'd rather go back to getting slammed repeatedly into a wall, okay, as you dish.

是的，我寧願回到被反覆撞牆的狀態，好吧，就像你的菜。