Uh now on your feet, but I don't have any feet.

You better grow some fast or else or else what?

You'll sock me?

No, actually I'll put a foot so far up your booty, you'll be able to taste it.

Oh look, I have no idea why you're here.

Read it and weep son, You sign on the dotted line for boot camp.

Oh so I'm guessing it's not a summer camp where we design and create fashionable footwear.

No.

Ah well I guess I have no choice but to step up and hell with it.

No laughing in boot camp.

Oh my God, I don't know what I've been told.

I don't know.

But I've been told Gazpacho is best served cold.

This would be easier if we rolled back in formation recruit.

Sorry sir.

I thought you'd get a kick out of it.

I don't know.

But it's been said, I don't know.

But it's been said Orange will run until he turns red.

Not if I use this segue instead.

Orange, that's it.

20 pushups now.

Yes, drill sergeant sir.

Hmm, wow, you're, you're, you're actually doing it.

Most recruits fail that test because they have no arms.

20 uh my peng is tired.

Oh yeah, is it tired?

Well the rest of your body is about to be even more tired because we've just arrived at the obstacle course obstacle course where I don't see any obstacle.

Wait, what's happening?

Is he actually enjoying the obstacle course?

Hey, Hey drill sergeant.

Thanks for showing me the ropes.

Well this can't be, no one's ever had fun while doing the obstacle course.

My God.

Mm this is incredible slow motion.

He's gonna do it.

Bullseye Orange.

You, you set a course record.

Well, yeah, of course I did.

Oh really get it course because it was an obstacle course.

Yes, I get it.

My bad.

Of course you do.

Orange.

Listen to me.

You have real talent.

You can make one heck of a soldier.

We just need to work on that attitude.

Why is it not positive enough?

Yeah.

What is this?

You're doing prop comedy all of a sudden you're an orange, not a carrot top.

Come on.

Who me?

Of course not.

This isn't funny.

I beg to swiffer.

That is the worst joke I've ever heard in my entire life and I once sat through a Yakov Smirnoff concert.

Really worse than dish one.

Listen to me.

Well, how about this No enough with the props.

Orange.

I've been doing this a long time.

I've molded many young foods into warriors, but your skills are truly special.

I've been told I'm special many times.

Yeah, I believe it.

Here's my point.

Whichever path you'd like to take in the armed services, you can do it.

So what will it be?

Army, Navy, Marines, Coast Guard.

I'm probably more of an Air Force guy.

Orange.

Look, if you're serious about the Air Force.

Here's what your path is gonna look like we'll start you at any one but you'll make N.

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At five after three years.

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Huh?

The Af S.

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It's C.

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Affiliated.

Oh now once you're out of the A.

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Your options really open up.

Oh could I go into the A.

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I am not familiar with that acronym.

Maybe the L.

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Could they teach me how to fly a raffle copter?

I think I see what's happening here.

Oh I got it.

Seriously.

I'll go into the PCD PCD.

I'm pretty sure that's native.

No way.

It's the prop comedy division and it's definitely Air Force.

Yeah that's it.

I tried taking it easy on you Orange.

I really did.

But you've left me no choice but to deliver on my promises from earlier to put a foot so far up your booty you'll be able to taste it.

Oh goody.

You remembered?

Huh remembered what?

Oh come on leave the poor guy alone.

Go on shoo shoo get it.

Oh too tight.

Too tight.

Hey hey question for you drill sergeant?

I'm busy right now.

Would you?

Shut up.

But back to my question, what does it taste like?

I swear the minute they untie me, I'm gonna what I honestly want to know with all my soul.

Well, I'm not telling you.

Well, I don't know, but I've been told the dirty socks probably taste like mold.

Oh, hey, what the heck was that for?

Oh, oh my God, this guy's insane kicking ball.

Why is he doing this?

My guess is he's doing it just because he can, Oh, prop comedy again.

Yeah, I'd rather go back to getting slammed repeatedly into a wall, okay, as you dish.