Bring-it-around-town.

Then you do this, then this, and this,

and that, and-this-and-that- and-this-and-that, and then...

[blowing]

[blowing]

[blowing]

[quacking]

Mrs. Puff, wait. It's us, SpongeBob and Patrick.

[screaming]

We're going to bust you out of here.

Come on, Mrs. Puff.

It's you. W-What are you doing here?

Why did you follow me in here? Why?

Ah, all right, Mrs. Puff, it looks

like this heat's gone to your head.

If you're going to talk to rocks,

I guess it's time for you to go on kitchen duty.

Yes, it must be the heat. Yes.

Darn it. Okay, Patrick, let's get out of here.

No, wait!

What is fun? I- Let me spell it for you.

♪ F is for friends Who do stuff together ♪

♪ U is for you and me ♪

♪ N is for anywhere And anytime at all ♪

♪ Down here In the deep blue sea ♪

Hey, Squid, how about this for the show?

The amazing Mister Absorbency!

Whoa. Ta-da.

Ta-da.

No one is going to want to see you engorge yourself.

[dolphin clicking]

Huh.

Are we having fun yet, Squidward Tentacles?

[laughing]

Oh, that's it. I can't stand

that perfect impression of me anymore!

Welcome.

Distract with the abstract.

Beep beep bow bow beep.

Hey, shapes and noises. I love it.

[laughing]

[laughing]

Beep.

♪ The stars at night are Dull and dim ♪

♪ Whenever they have to be Over dumb ol' stupid Texas ♪

Hey, Patrick, what am I now?

Uh, stupid?

No, I'm Texas.

What's the difference?

[laughing]

[clamoring]

[grumbling]

Mr. Squidward, it's not time for your break.

I'm taking a permanent break! From you!

I quit!

[grumbling]

No!

[clamoring]

Uh-oh. I need more employees.

Ooh. Just a second, everybody.

[clamoring]

How can I help you?

Opposite day? Hey, I've heard of that.

- You have? - No, what is it?

Let me show you how to do it the wrong way.

[music playing]

Meow.

Meow.

[music playing]

[blowing]

[music playing]

[clearing throat]

♪ Who lives in a pineapple Under the sea? ♪

- You do. - Ah!

[screaming]

Thanks for the pants, Hans.

But could you help me with another problem?

I'm always here to help you, SpongeBob. High five.

High five.

Ouch!

I get it. To catch a huge glove, you need a huge hand.

Ooh, yeah.

Oh, okay, now, everybody settle down.

Time to eat your patties.

Uh?

[laughing]

Wow, that's just like me.

[laughing]

I said, "Eat your patties!"

We're saved! We're saved! We're saved! We're saved!

Would you cut that out?!

♪ Saved! Saved! Saved! Saved! ♪

♪ Save, save, save, save ♪

♪ Save, save, save Save, save, save ♪

♪ Save, save, save Save, save, save ♪

♪ Save, save, save Save, save, save ♪

We need a bullhorn, stat!

I am bullhorn stat.

Hey, figure face. Your grandma was a combat boot.

[laughing]

Hmm?

[growling]

I got him now. How do I look?

I'm shipping these COD, crash on delivery.

And here comes some air mail.

[screaming]

[gasping]

Gary, the papers here!

You can have this, buddy.

[humming]

I am a happy sponge.

[laughing]

Meow.

[laughing]

I see you got the paper.

Oh, hey, Patrick.

[meowing]

[screaming]

[meowing]

[gasping]

[meowing]

[screaming]

None of this would be happening if I'd only fed that snail.

[meowing]

[screaming]

[meowing]

[screaming]

[meowing]

[screaming]

[meowing]

[screaming]

[meowing]

[laughing]

I say, no more rough-horsing.

And no more you know who killing the casual vibe.

Hey, guys.

[babbling]

Hurry up, SpongeBob, I need two double orders

of Krabby Krust stat.

No problem, Squidward,

I'll get ya those orders as soon as possible.

Or never, whichever comes first.

[laughing]

Oh, swoon. That imitation stuff really works.

Look out, world,

I'm gonna flatter your socks off.

♪ La da dee la da dum ♪

[gasping]

Hi, Squidward. Want to play?

No, and leave me alone.

Okay, Squidward. See you later.

[gobbling]

Oh, Thanksgiving.

[laughing]

[banjo playing]

Huh?

[laughing]

[screaming]

[music playing]

[buzzing]

[music playing]

[buzzing]

SpongeBob! SpongeBob!

Wake up, boy! You're burning me money!

[screaming]

Mr. Krabs, what do we do?

Here, use this.

Oh!

[blowing]

[imitating siren]

[blowing]

Hooray!

Aah aah aah!

Ah ah!

Ah ah.

[laughing]

Caw caw!

[laughing]

[cawing]

[panting]

Hmm?

[screaming]

[cawing]

[growling]

[screaming]

[squawking]

Hmm. Nope. Ah.

[laughing]

Hey, there, Patrick, old buddy.

What? Oh, hi, Patrick. What's shaking?

I could eat ice cream and go jelly fishing

with my good buddy SpongeBob.

Sounds good to me, me.

It's just me, Patrick. Fooled ya.

[laughing]

You can't fool me, me.

That's the worst SpongeBob impression I've ever seen.

[laughing]

- Hey, Patrick. - Hi, SpongeBob.

You know, Patrick, this is a dream.

You can do anything you want.

- Yep. - I mean anything.

Watch. I can turn into a skyscraper.

Going up. Huh?

I can make... a million of me. Huh? Huh?

Yep.

Ah, tarter sauce. I'm going to a different dream.

Okay. Bye, SpongeBob.

No.

The master has invited you both for dinner.

I wouldn't mind some fine Transylvanian cuisine

for a change.

Change? I can make change. [laughing]

Get away from me.

Oh. Oh.

[laughing]

Hmm. Aha.

[snoring[

Okay, Mrs. Puff, good to go.

Thanks again, SpongeBob.

Oh, no problem, Mrs. Puff.

I still have time to get home before my show,

if I pick up the pace.

♪ You're taking the plunge ♪

♪ I said the sponge, sponge A-do the sponge ♪

♪ Bet your buns You're doing the sponge ♪

♪ Yeah, bet your buns You're doing the sponge ♪

♪ Oh yeah, well You're doing the sponge ♪

♪ Oh, I said the sponge, sponge Yeah, do the sponge ♪

♪ Yeah, do the sponge, sponge Well, do the sponge ♪

♪ A-do the sponge ♪

They love us!

[grunting]

Cattywampus, Plankton.

You're just about the teeniest gal-dang critter I ever did see.

Yee-haw!

And you are the fuzziest nut-eating scientist

I've ever seen.

[laughing]

I like to use science for good.

Really? I always use science for evil!

[laughing]

That is me to a Texas "T", SpongeBob!

He nailed you too, Plankton!

It was okay.

He got my face right, but that voice is terrible.

Oh, those impressions are making everyone so happy!

I can't stop doing them! I can't. I won't.

Meow.

[banging]

I made my house a mess which was making it clean,

which made Squidward clean my yard,

but that really means he's messing it up.

But the opposite of clean is filth,

which means filth is clean,

that means Squidward is really making my yard a wreck,

but I normally wreck my own yard which means,

Squidward's being the opposite of Squidward

which means he's SpongeBob!

A-ha! I understand everything now!

I must be the opposite of SpongeBob!

By being... Squidward!

Yeah! Finally!

I'm Squidward, Squidward, Squidward.

After you, Mr. Squidward.

Why, thank you, Mr. Squidward.

You're quite welcome, Mr. Squidward.

Oh, Opposite Day.

Next time, it's going to be "Go Jump Off A Cliff Day!

Aw, who's a cute cumulus?

I always wanted to have a pet cloud formation.

I gonna name you... [gasping]

Drizzle.

[giggles]

Hey, good visibility!

[laughing]

[chuckles]

And gusty winds from the southeast.

[laughing].

SpongeBob SquarePants?

Hi, Santa.

Did you know that I'm your biggest fan?

Oh, that's very sweet of you Santa

but actually Patchy the Pirate is my biggest fan.

Ho, ho, ho! Ahoy, SpongeBob and Patrick!

[gasping]

♪ C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song♪ Patrick.

♪ Song C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E ♪

Squidward. Good.

♪ It'll help ♪

♪ It'll help If you just sing along ♪

Oh, yeah!

To train a puppy, one must think like a puppy.

[barking]

Woof, woof, woof!

[squeaking]

Voilà! Eh?

[barking]

Woof!

Woof, woof, woof!

Uh, can I have some extra napkins, please?