Let's find out in a friendly battle

of SpongeBob Versus Who Eats More?

Round one: Patrick versus Plankton

Here's a fresh batch of cookies.

All right.

Rewards, huh?

Well, yeah. There's...

Let's see, we, uh, we went over the jazz.

[chewing loudly]

So, Grandma, I'm full.

More cookies.

I bid you good day, sir.

You gotta swallow it here... on the premises.

Ah, come on.

I'll allow it.

Fine.

[panting]

Can I go now?

[screaming]

[groaning]

Karen, quick, you've got to cut

this Krabby Patty out of me, stat!

But what about anesthetic?

There's no time. I can feel it digesting.

Whatever you say, dear. Hold still.

This may pinch a little. [Plankton screaming]

Patrick easily advances. Next up,

Squidward versus his boss, Mr. Krabs.

[chewing loudly]

Squidward, how many are you eating?

Squidward!

[laughing]

Squidward, you can eat all those patties at one time!

Squidward!

What's going to happen? Am I gonna blow up?

No worse! It'll go right to your thighs!

My thighs?

And then you blow up!

I can do this.

Oh!

Go, Mr. Krabs, go! Whoo!

No, don't fill up on bread!

The chum! Eat the chum!

Right.

[sighing]

[rumbling]

[belching]

Even though he exploded,

we're giving that round to Squidward.

Next up is SpongeBob versus his pet, Gary.

This should be a good one.

SpongeBob.

SpongeBob.

- SpongeBob! - Yeah?

I gotta make sure you get your nutrition,

so I'm not leaving until you eat every single bite.

[belching]

Gary, are- are ya sure

you don't want some creme brulee?

This one is too close to call. Let's go to the instant replay.

[chuckles] What a performance.

SpongeBob wins and advances to round two.

And for our last match of round one,

we have Sandy Cheeks versus SpongeGar, Patar, and Squog.

[gargling]

Got it. You okay?

[sniffing] Do you smell soup?

[belching]

Barba.

[fire crackling]

Since this is an individual match,

the team of SpongeGar, Patar, and Squog are disqualified.

Time for round two: Patrick versus Squidward.

[beeping]

[beeping, snoring]

[beeping]

[yawning]

Good morning.

[babbling]

Didn't think I was gonna be able to eat all that.

But then I did. [chuckles]

[SpongeBob] Well, you're a bigger one.

[Patrick] Well, you're still yellow.

You know what else is yellow?

[SpongeBob] What?

[Patrick] You are! [Squidward laughing]

Yeah? Well, it doesn't matter what you call me

cause I never want to see you again anyway!

Ah, tartar sauce.

[slamming door]

[thudding]

[accordion playing]

[laughing]

[laughing]

[choking]

[choking]

[dinging]

Ooh, Squidward absolutely chokes.

Patrick is our first competitor to advance to the finals.

SpongeBob versus Sandy, not in karate,

but who eats the most.

Oh, hey, Larry. How you liking your new job?

Larry likes it just fine,

but do the customer's always eat like this?

Oh, no. They normally like this.

Those poor people.

Someone needs to whip them into shape.

I hope this is the pick me up you needed, old girl.

[groaning]

Well, kiss my grits.

This here's the biggest acorn I ever did see.

And so are those.

I'd better start storing these for winter.

I might need an alternate storage [mumbling].

Impressive performance by Cheeks,

but we have to give that one to SquarePants.

Final round.

It all comes down to this, folks.

Two best friends against each other

for the prize of who eats the most.

Patrick versus SpongeBob.

[grunting]

Hmm. Bananas, cherries, boring.

Ah, here we go, onions. Ready, Gary.

Meow.

[violin playing]

[violin playing] [crying]

Just one more thing. pea... nuts.

Gary, our peanuts jar is totally empty.

[belching]

Hmm. Wait.

I know one other place we can find peanuts.

Good thing I still have these peanut plants growing

in the windowsill.

[buzzing]

A little texture never hurt. There we go.

This sundae's gonna taste great.

Aren't you going to help me, Gary?

Gary? Oh, well, more for me.

[sighing]

But wait, Patrick Star is on the move,

and patties are starting to disappear.

Look at that little sea star eat.

He's inching closer to McNulty,

and it looks like McNulty can feel the heat.

Never has there been a more prodigious display

of competitive eating! [toilet flushing]

The amount of patties being consumed is astounding.

[dinging]

And now, yes, yes.

Patrick Star has matched Oswald McNulty,

and they are tied as they come into the homestretch.

Both eaters are now so full they can barely eat,

but eat they do. Moving so slowly now.

One can't help but wonder if they are going to hit

the patty wall at some point.

And- and both eaters have stopped!

With only seconds left, we are tied in patties eaten,

and neither one seems to have the room to go on.

Oh! What's this?

And down goes McNulty! Down goes McNulty!

It looks like we have a tie!

It's over, SpongeBob. I can't go on.

The taste, Patrick, remember the taste.

The taste.

What's this?

Patrick Star has risen from his seat,

and is pointing to centerfield. No, wait.

He's pointing to a wittle boy with a hurt foot.

Ladies and gentlemen, he's pointing to his mouth

as if to indicate something.

Here you go, champ. You can have mine.

[cheering]

And he's eating. He's eating!

The great Starfino is eating! Patrick Star wins!

The belt is back at Bikini Bottom!

The belt is back at Bikini Bottom.

We have our winner, Patrick Star.

Congratulations, Starfino.

So, are you going to defend the belt next year?

No. This thing doesn't even fit.

Ow! My other foot.