What the you know I got fat beats.

Hey get your paws off me mister.

Oh hey what's up?

Whoa.

What's with all the screaming?

Yeah not a monster hamburger.

Get away from me monster.

Are you seriously spitting seeds at me right now?

I'll never let you destroy the kitchen, destroy the what?

You'll never take me.

How does an orange have a gun?

Okay, are we calm now?

Can we just talk like normal?

Sorry, itchy trigger finger jeez.

What is with you?

What you look like a monster?

I'm not a monster.

I told you I'm a hamburger or like monster burger.

I'm not a monster christ.

Is this how you treat all of your guests scream, call them names and then shoot at them.

Um Yo what's up bro?

It's a fun fruit.

This place looks nice.

It's a midget.

Green alien.

Hello friend.

It's an ugly fruit.

You're right.

I am an ugly fruit.

Oh yeah right I would never do that.

Yeah I'm sure.

So then you're not gonna eat me?

Monster burger bro.

I'm a hamburger.

How many times do I have to tell you hamburger?

Do you park in the porking lot puns?

Really?

I bet you do things really full bore puns.

Don't even make sense.

I made a beef not ham.

Wait, monster burgers are made of beef.

Sounds like bovine intervention?

Shut up.

Listen if I have to tell you one more time that I'm not a monster.

I'm gonna hit you so hard chuck.

Norris would be impressed violence won't solve anything.

You're the one shooting me with a gun.

Self defense.

Self good Lord.

You're annoying.

I'm not annoying.

Let me guess.

Orange Hot freaking hilarious.

Yeah.

Okay.

Okay.

If you're not a monster then what are you?

I told you hamburger meat then I got a bunch of lettuce cheese, tomatoes and other stuff in here.

What?

You ain't lettuce cheese and tomato.

No, I didn't actually.

You are a monster.

Stop.

Stop well, stop eating my friends.

I didn't need your friends just because I'm made of these things.

Doesn't mean that I hate them.

I'm not a monster.

Just a hamburger.

Um Hey, what?

What is it?

Monster burger?

Are you kidding me?

I'm gonna rip your peel off and shut it down, killing me.

Whoa.

That monster burger is really deranged.

What?

I don't get it.

Oh, see you're a hamburger and hamburgers are made of beef beef come from cows and cows hang out at a range.

Get it deranged.

I get it.

This is a song that doesn't end.

Yes, it goes on.

Why I is something wrong.

What are you screaming about?

What is your weakness?

Monster?

A silver bullet?

I wouldn't say I'm not a monster.

I'm just a burger.

Oh, I've had this explained to me before.

I remember but I remember hearing about you.

Your infamous and burger circles, you know the orange who thinks burgers are monsters.

I know you're not a monster.

It just took a second for my brain to catch up, get it.

Yeah.

This is the other thing that they warned us about you.

Well, seeing as how you're not a monster, it's really nice to meet you.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Nice to meet you too.

But actually I'm not a burger.

Do you work out because you're looking pretty beefy?

But I'm not made of a burger.

Do you have any siblings?

Any sister tears or burr utters No, I do not have any siblings.

But but you sure are having a cow.

But you let me finish a sentence.

Already.

Read my lips.

Okay.

I have not made of meat.

Whoa.

Really?

Sorry.

My mistake.

I'm serious.

Why aren't you believing me?

I'm a beyond burger.

You're not beyond burger.

He is.

Hey?

What?

I can't hear you.

Stop.

Okay, just stop.

A beyond burger is a type of veggie burger.

I am 100% meat free.

Oh yeah, I don't get it.

I'm genetically modified.

Like in a laboratory.

Are you a mutant?

I guess you could say that you're a mutant burger from another dimension.

Uh Is that why you're a beyond burger?

Because you're from beyond?

No, I am not from beyond.

If anybody's from beyond its fat guy.

What?

Speak up?

I do it?

You're a mutant alien burger and you're here to take over the earth.

Help.

Help.

Would you stop mutant burger?

Stop screaming.

I couldn't keep it in for try it out loud.

Would you get a grip.

How can I don't have any hands.

That's why you have to keep the emergency alien invasion button here on the counter.

Emergency alien what now?

Give this alien mutant everything.

We've got what the light.

The TNT fire my lasers, squashes, throw some more garlic in there.

Okay, cease fire.

That Patti's whacked.

Who?

Actually no the flames and lasers did cook me pretty nicely though.

Those squashes Tenderized my patty to perfection and the garlic added some nice seasoning.

Honestly, I've never been more delicious.

I can't believe you survive that, believe it.

Orange meatless burgers are here to stay after all.

I'm food just like you.

I'm not some kind of monster burger.

See you're getting it already.

No monster burger.

Whoa.

You're telling me that wasn't actually meet.

Well that's impossible.

Well actually he's impossible.

Hello?

I don't get it.

That's what I'm called.

C0 I get it now.

You're an impossible burger.

Exactly.

Yeah.

Oh man that was really funny.

We do have a good time, don't we, yep.

We sure do this push pop sure tastes a lot like Clell.

Oh well I guess that explains why I can't put it down board board, board board, board by board.

Hey cardboard.

Hey is anybody out there, wow.

What's in the box?

Well if I told you you wouldn't believe me so I'm not gonna tell you?

I'm gonna show you just try to control yourself when you see me.

Um Okay, are you ready?

Yeah, you calm, yep.

You sure?

Because when you see who I am, you're gonna lose your mind.

I already lost it long ago.

Okay, I'm coming out.

Do it.

I will then do it.

Stay calm already said I would.

Okay.

Here goes nothing to die.

What the Hey, stop.

Yes!

Right in the sesame seed bun.

Did I do it?

Did I finally kill the monster burger?

No, Stop it.

Stop it.

Monster.

Do you seriously not recognize me?

Frankenstein?

My name is not Frankenstein.

You're one of those people, huh?

Fine Frankenstein's monster.

What are you talking about?

I'm big Mac Dude, I'm the most famous burger on the planet.

Yeah.

Okay.

I am, I'm rich.

I'm famous.

Oh yeah.

Then why do you live in a cardboard box?

Because okay, that's a valid point.

Sorry, things aren't going well for you here.

A dollar.

What am I supposed to do with this?

Okay, Okay, fine.

Here it's everything.

I got $3 a dime and some pocket lint.

Wait, actually it was navel lint.

That's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.

Oh really?

So I guess you've never looked in a mirror.

You must stop shooting me.

Okay, I'm out of lasers.

Me too, but I'm not out of guns.

Okay, look at yourself Dude, shooting wildly at a big map.

There's american and then there's two american.

You know what I'm saying?

Wait a second.

I think I have seen you before.

Yes.

Thank you?

This is what I've been saying.

I'm no known and loved by billions.

I'm in countless commercials and I'm on the cover of magazines because I'm dating the bacon ator from Wendy's.

Who La la, nah, that's not how I know you you're that homeless berger who lives in a box?

What?

Yeah.

The one from earlier.

Do do you have the brain retention of a gnat or something?

We met three minutes ago.

That's who you are.

You're that guy I met three minutes ago.

What is happening?

Nice to see you again.

I never left.

What you been up to?

You?

Still living in that box?

You need some cash.

You already gave me your cash right before you shot me with multiple laser guns.

I gave you all my cash and you're still living in a box.

He's probably could have spent it on something more responsible.

Huh?

I did not spend it.

I haven't had time.

Gosh.

I just remembered where I know you from.

We've already established this your that monster burger from earlier.

Right in the pickle bro.

I'm not a monster burger.

What even is a monster burger.

Monster burgers aren't the thing.

They're not.

No.

You sure?

Yes.

Monster burgers aren't a thing.

Monster burgers aren't a thing.

Oh okay.

What?

Why are you backing away.

What is it according to you?

It's nothing.

Nothing at all.

Uh that tasted way too rich, but that might have just been the cash.

You know, I have something that'll get that taste out of your mouth.