contract what you used to believed is extremely cool

和你以前認知的事物聯結是很酷的一件事

Naps are wonderful, beautiful, incredible things that nobody can keep away from

小憩一會兒是一件完美的、美麗的、驚奇的事物且沒有人能抵抗它

almost every book or movie you loved as a child had extremely questionable moral lessons

任何你在小時候喜歡的書和電影都有值得質疑的道德議題

In order to see your friends, you actually have to make effort to see your friends

為了要見朋友，你真的得下苦功去約他們

getting ask for an ID at bars is not fun and exciting, it's tedious

在酒吧裡面被要求要看身分証不再是好玩的事情，而是嚴肅的

hangovers are real

宿醉是真實的

networking is the most necessary and most evil of all necessary evils

社交是最需要的卻也最討厭的事物

all the qualities you used to find attractive another people were done

所有你覺得有品質、好玩的事物其他人都先做過了

your parents are actually pretty cool

你爸媽真的很酷

At some point, you have to be gradually admit that keeping track of your finances is probably a good idea

你必須要漸漸承認記賬是一件重要的事情

bars with ample seating and mid-level music are far superior to bars with PC and loud music

有充足座位和中量級音樂的酒吧比PC和大聲音樂的酒吧好多了

I don't know I just really related to the funniest video

我不知道為什麼對於最好笑的影片總是感同身受

What I am doing with my life is the daily question

我每天在做些什麼是日常生活的問題

not burning down your house every time you enter the kitchen is the necessary life skill

在你進廚房時不要把你的房子給燒了是最重要的

every way you ever worry your hair was wrong and embarrasing

你每次擔心你的頭髮是錯誤且難堪的

you'd rather have a few really good friends than a bunch of kinda sort of friends

你寧願有一些少卻知心的朋友，而不是一大群酒肉朋友

Oh my God! Time flies isn't just a keep saying

我的天啊！ 時光飛逝這句話並非只是老生常談.