Cheater is bad, dad

作弊是不好的喔，爸爸

-Don't be a cheater -No it's good

-不可以當騙子 -這沒關係

Don't cheat on Mommy Kiwawa

不可以欺騙媽咪kiwawa喔

Wut!? Wut!?

什麼!? 什麼!?

No, It's not that kind of thing...

不，不是這回事

You are… It's a half

Kobo…妳是半個

You're a Half-Child

嗯…妳是半個孩子

I'm a Half-Child!? What do you mean...?

半個孩子!?什麼意思…?

Yeah so Kiara is married to Amelia

對…因為Kiara跟Amelia結了婚…

But I'm married to Myself

可是我…跟自己結婚…

So you're half…

所以妳是半個…

We're not related

我們沒有血緣關係

I mean me and Kiara are not…

我的意思是我跟Kiara沒有…

This is getting complicated

這很難說明…

I'm…

我…

You're adopted

妳是養子

*gasp*

我很抱歉是以這種方式告訴妳

I'm sorry you had to find out this way

可是妳是養子

But you're adopted

我是養子!?

I'M ADOPTED!?

對，可是我們都很愛妳

Yes, but we both love you very much

我是養子!?

I'M ADOPTED!?

是的

Yes

-啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊 -不、不要感到難過！

-AAAAAAAAAAA -No, Don't be sad!

-不要哭...我和Kiara… -我是養子!!!

-Please don't cry, we chose you… we chose you separately- -I'M ADOPTED!!!

-這不是壞事!拜託… -啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊

-It's not a bad thing! please… -AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

-不Kobo…我騙了妳! Kobo妳不是養… -媽咪KIWAWA!!!

-No Kobo... I lied! You're not adopt- -MOMMY KIWAWA!!

妳不是養子 我不是妳的…

You're not adopted. I'm just not you're…

我不是妳真正的父親可是Kiara是妳的母親

I'm not your real father but Kiara is your real

這怎麼樣?

There you go. How about that?

我是妳的叔叔

I'm your uncle

好的

Okey