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  • DUDE. CLOSE YOUR MOUTH.

  • YOUR TONGUE IS GOING TO DRY OUT.

  • OUCH.

  • [INDISTINCT]

  • LISTEN, MAN. WHY DON'T YOU JUST ASK HER OUT?

  • KARI LANGSDORF?

  • I CAN'T ASK OUT KARI LANGSDORF.

  • SHE'S GOT NO IDEA WHO I AM.

  • SHE'S NEVER EVEN TALKED TO ME.

  • I'M TOTALLY INVISIBLE TO HER.

  • SORRY, MAN. I DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE.

  • WHY WOULD YOU?

  • TOTALLY INVISIBLE TO EVERYBODY.

  • HEY, KARI, YOU WANT TO

  • CHECK OUT A MOVIE THIS WEEKEND?

  • DO YOU PLAY BASEBALL?

  • NO, BUT I'M QUARTERBACK OF THE FOOTBALL TEAM,

  • PRESIDENT OF STUDENT COUNCIL,

  • AND I'M A SWIMSUIT MODEL.

  • OH...

  • I ONLY DATE BASEBALL PLAYERS.

  • OH, SORRY.

  • [GASPS]

  • DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE.

  • [STAMMERS]

  • SO, JUSTIN. DO YOU PLAY BASEBALL?

  • YES.

  • YOU GOING TO TRY OUT FOR THE TEAM THIS YEAR?

  • I MIGHT.

  • YOU THINK YOU GOT A SHOT AT MAKING IT?

  • ABSOLUTELY NOT.

  • WELL, YOU KNOW EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE A BREEZE

  • THAT THE END WILL NO DOUBT JUSTIFY THE MEANS

  • YOU CAN FIX ANY PROBLEM WITH THE SLIGHTEST OF EASE

  • YES, PLEASE

  • BUT YOU MIGHT FIND OUT IT'LL GO TO YOUR HEAD

  • WHEN YOU WRITE A REPORT ON A BOOK YOU NEVER READ

  • WITH A SNAP OF YOUR FINGERS, YOU CAN MAKE YOUR BED

  • THAT'S WHAT I SAID

  • AHH

  • EVERYTHING IS NOT WHAT IT SEEMS

  • WHEN YOU CAN GET ALL YOU WANTED

  • IN YOUR WILDEST DREAMS

  • YOU MIGHT RUN INTO TROUBLE IF YOU GO TO EXTREMES

  • BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS NOT WHAT IT SEEMS

  • AHH

  • EVERYTHING IS NOT WHAT IT SEEMS

  • WHEN YOU CAN HAVE WHAT YOU WANT BY THE SIMPLEST OF MEANS

  • ♪ 1, 2 ♪

  • BE CAREFUL NOT TO MESS WITH THE BALANCE OF THINGS

  • BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS NOT

  • WHAT IT SEEMS

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  • HEY, ALEX. CAN I GET A TURKEY SANDWICH?

  • I'M OFF THE CLOCK. YOU KNOW WHERE EVERYTHING IS.

  • WELL, IF YOU'RE OFF THE CLOCK,

  • THEN WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE?

  • I'VE GOT A JEAN JACKET AT HOME

  • THAT'S NOT GOING TO SEQUIN ITSELF.

  • RELAX, HARPER. WE'RE JUST WAITING

  • FOR MY DAD TO COME BACK WITH THE TEAM HE'S COACHING

  • SO WE CAN SEE THE CUTE GUYS.

  • ALL RIGHT, GUYS,

  • ROOT BEER FLOATS ARE ON THE HOUSE!

  • [BOYS WHOOP]

  • JUSTIN TRIED OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME,

  • AND HE EVEN MADE THE TEAM. WHO KNEW?

  • WELL, I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LOVE BASEBALL,

  • SO I FIGURED I'D GIVE IT A SHOT.

  • AWESOME. THEN IT'S SETTLED--

  • I'M THE AZTEC'S NUMBER ONE FAN.

  • LET THE TRASH-TALKING BEGIN. [CHUCKLES]

  • DAD, HE'S DOING IT AGAIN.

  • UH, MAXY, WE REALLY APPRECIATE THE ENTHUSIASM,

  • BUT LET'S NOT REVISIT WHAT HAPPENED ON THE SOCCER FIELD.

  • WHAT SOCCER FIELD?

  • THE ONE THE PARK POLICE SAID YOU CAN'T GO TO ANYMORE.

  • EXCUSE ME FOR CHEERING FOR MY BROTHER.

  • IS THAT A CRIME?

  • ACCORDING TO THE PARK POLICE, YES.

  • THE KID IN THE DIAPER STARTED IT.

  • HEY, ALEX, DO YOU HAVE AN EXTRA-LONG SPOON?

  • SURE.

  • [SILVERWARE JANGLES]

  • HERE YOU GO, RILEY.

  • UH...

  • THANKS! [CHUCKLES]

  • WHAT WAS THAT? I THOUGHT YOU WERE OFF THE CLOCK.

  • I'M ALWAYS ON THE CLOCK FOR RILEY.

  • ISN'T HE SO CUTE?

  • YOU MEAN JUSTIN.

  • NO, RILEY.

  • JUSTIN'S CUTE.

  • I CAN'T BELIEVE JUSTIN'S ON RILEY'S TEAM.

  • FINALLY,

  • AFTER YEARS OF JUSTIN BEING A BORE,

  • I CAN USE HIM FOR MY OWN PERSONAL GAIN.

  • HOW ARE YOU GOING TO DO THAT?

  • I HAVE NO IDEA. BUT IT'S A NICE FEELING.

  • THE KIND THAT MAKES YOU STOP

  • AND GIVE THANKS YOU HAVE A BROTHER.

  • HERE HE COMES. HOW DO I LOOK?

  • FINE.

  • JUST FINE? FINE ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH!

  • SHOOT, SHOOT, SHOOT!

  • HEY.

  • HEY, JUSTIN. CONGRATS ON MAKING THE TEAM RILEY'S ON.

  • BASEBALL, RIGHT?

  • YEP. I MADE THE TEAM ALL RIGHT.

  • WELL, YOU DON'T SOUND ALL RIGHT. WHAT'S THE MATTER?

  • I'VE DONE A BAD, BAD THING, ALEX.

  • WHAT?

  • [EXHALES]

  • I CHARMED THE BASEBALL SO DAD WOULD THING I WAS A GOOD PITCHER.

  • I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE INTO BASEBALL.

  • I'M NOT. I'M INTO KARI LANGSDORF.

  • OK. SO WHAT'S THE BAD, BAD THING YOU DID?

  • I CHEATED. I USED MAGIC TO MAKE THE BASEBALL TEAM.

  • IF DAD KNEW, HE WOULD FLIP OUT.

  • MMM. YEAH, BUT THE IMPORTANT THING IS

  • IS NOW YOU'RE ON THE BASEBALL TEAM

  • WITH RILEY.

  • WHAT?

  • WELL, RILEY'S THE CATCHER,

  • SO HE CAN TEACH YOU SOME STUFF.

  • BUT UNTIL THEN, YOU SHOULD PROBABLY USE MAGIC

  • TO STAY ON THE TEAM.

  • ALEX, I'M NOT LIKE YOU. I DON'T BREAK THE RULES.

  • I'M RIDDEN WITH GUILT. IT'S EATING UP MY INSIDES.

  • PRETTY SOON, I'LL BE JUST A SHELL.

  • UGH. YOU'LL GET OVER IT.

  • AND JUSTIN, MAGIC IS YOUR TALENT.

  • I MEAN, DO THEY MAKE A TALL BASKETBALL PLAYER PLAY ON HIS KNEES?

  • NO.

  • DO THEY MAKE A FAST SWIMMER ONLY DO THE DOG PADDLE?

  • NO.

  • THEN WHY SHOULD A WIZARD NOT USE MAGIC?

  • HEY.

  • CONGRATULATIONS ON MAKING THE TEAM.

  • I'M KARI.

  • HI, KARI. I'M JUST-- JUST...

  • I'M JUST--

  • JUST SO HAPPY TO MEET YOU.

  • YES, HE IS. AND HIS NAME IS JUSTIN.

  • WELL, IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU, JUSTIN.

  • I LOVE GOING TO THE BASEBALL GAMES,

  • SO I'M SURE WE'LL BE SEEING A LOT OF EACH OTHER

  • AT THE BASEBALL GAMES,

  • BECAUSE YOU PLAY IN THE BASEBALL GAMES.

  • I LOVE BASEBALL.

  • UH-HUH.

  • SHE CAN SEE ME.

  • SHE CAN TOTALLY SEE ME. I'M NOT INVISIBLE ANYMORE.

  • NO WAY. YOU KNOW THE INVISIBILITY SPELL?

  • I'LL TRADE YOU FOR THE POPULARITY SPELL.

  • YOU KNOW WHAT? I AM TOTALLY GOING TO USE MAGIC.

  • THANKS, ALEX.

  • YOU ALWAYS KNOW THE RIGHT WRONG THING TO DO.

  • NO, GO SIT BY RILEY AND TELL HIM HOW COOL I AM.

  • [INDISTINCT CHATTER]

  • HERE WE GO. COME ON, NOW.

  • BALL 4! TAKE YOUR BASE.

  • [MURMURING AND APPLAUSE]

  • TIME, UMP! Umpire: TIME!

  • YAY, JUSTIN! [GIGGLES]

  • HE AND I ARE GOING TO BE GOING OUT SOON.

  • NICE JOB TODAY. NICE JOB.

  • [APPLAUSE]

  • ALL RIGHT, JUSTIN.

  • LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN FINISH THIS THING.

  • JUSTIN LOOKS GREAT IN HIS UNIFORM.

  • HE SLEPT IN IT LAST NIGHT.

  • I FIND THAT TOTALLY ATTRACTIVE.

  • ALEX, HERE COMES RILEY.

  • DO YOU WANT TO TALK TO HIM ALONE?

  • THAT'D BE NICE.

  • GOT IT.

  • IF YOU NEED ME, I'LL BE OVER HERE.

  • HI, JUSTIN!

  • HEY, RILEY. CUTE UNIFORM.

  • THANK YOU.

  • IT WAS MY IDEA TO GO WITH THE SLEEVELESS JERSEYS.

  • I'M GOING TO BE YOUR GOOD LUCK CHARM.

  • WHAT?

  • WHENEVER I'M HERE, YOU'LL WIN.

  • IF THIS GUY STRIKES OUT AND WE WIN,

  • I'LL BELIEVE YOU.

  • YOU'LL SEE.

  • [INDISTINCT CHATTER CONTINUES]

  • GET THIS GUY OUT AND WE WIN.

  • IF YOU DON'T, WE LOSE.

  • NO PRESSURE.

  • COME ON, JUSTIN!

  • GOOD LUCK, JUSTIN!

  • THROW A K-NUCKLE BALL!

  • YAY!

  • COME ON, JUSTIN!

  • MOW THIS GUY DOWN. HE AIN'T NO HITTER!

  • HE COULDN'T HIT IT IF YOU THREW A BASKETBALL!

  • HEY, KID. DO YOU MIND? THAT'S MY SON.

  • OH, I'M SORRY...

  • FOR YOU!

  • TOMNUNAN KINESIS.

  • [EXHALES]

  • [CHEERING] STRIKE ONE!

  • [EXHALES]

  • THAT'S MY BROTHER. I'M HIS BROTHER.

  • TOGETHER, WE'LL SEND YOU LOSERS HOME.

  • NICE WORK, SON. BRINGING THE HEAT!

  • STRIKE TWO!

  • [APPLAUSE]

  • AMAZING! HUH?

  • YOU FEEL THAT HEAT?

  • LOSERS!

  • STRIKE 3! [CHEERING]

  • YOU'RE OUT! GAME OVER!

  • [LAUGHING] NICE!

  • WHOO!

  • [CHEERING CONTINUES]

  • [INDISTINCT CHATTER]

  • WAY TO GO, LOSER.

  • YOU SHOULD CHANGE YOUR FIRST NAME TO "LOU"

  • AND YOUR LAST NAME TO "SIR."

  • GET IT? LOU SIR? [LAUGHS]

  • [LAUGHS] OH, BOY!

  • YOU EVER SEEN A KID PITCH LIKE THAT, HUH?

  • COME TO THINK OF IT, I'VE NEVER SEEN A KID PITCH LIKE THAT, EITHER.

  • SOMETHING'S NOT RIGHT.

  • [BELL DINGS]

  • YOU WERE AWESOME OUT THERE TODAY, JUSTIN.

  • THOSE GUYS HAD NO CLUE WHAT YOU WERE THROWING AT THEM.

  • IT'S LIKE THEY HAD NEVER SEEN PITCHES BEFORE.

  • THAT'S WHAT I DO-- THROW 'EM THE DARK STUFF,

  • TURN UP THE HEAT, GIVE THEM A LITTLE POP GOES THE WEASEL.

  • POP GOES THE WEASEL?

  • IS THAT, LIKE, A BASEBALL TERM?

  • YEAH...

  • IN TAIWAN...

  • WHERE I LEARNED THE PITCH.

  • OH, I'M GLAD WE FINALLY MET. [CHUCKLES]

  • SEE YOU AROUND.

  • JUSTIN. I NEED TO TALK TO YOU.

  • AS MY DAD OR AS MY COACH?

  • AS YOUR MAGIC TEACHER.

  • YOU BROKE THE RULES. YOU NEVER BREAK THE RULES.

  • DO THEY MAKE A TALL BASKETBALL PLAYER DO THE DOG PADDLE?

  • DO THEY MAKE A FAST SWIMMER SWIM ON HIS KNEES?

  • WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

  • ALEX TOLD ME TO USE MAGIC.

  • HERE'S SOME ADVICE. STOP LISTENING TO YOUR SISTER.

  • GOT IT. EMAIL TO SELF--

  • "STOP LISTENING TO EVIL SISTER."

  • JUSTIN.

  • I'M VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU.

  • YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN A STICKLER FOR THE RULES.

  • ALL RIGHT. FINE. I'LL QUIT THE TEAM.

  • NO. YOU'RE NOT QUITTING THE TEAM.

  • YOU'RE GOING TO LEARN YOUR LESSON BY PITCHING WITHOUT MAGIC.

  • I'LL GET CREAMED.

  • EXACTLY. THAT'S THE "LEARNING YOUR LESSON" PART.

  • I'M READY FOR JUSTIN'S SECOND GAME.

  • UH, MAX, DON'T YOU THINK

  • THAT FOAM FINGER'S A LITTLE BIG?

  • NO. BUT THIS ONE MIGHT BE.

  • HEY, IF IT RAINS, YOU CAN MOP UP THE INFIELD FOR US.

  • [GIGGLES] THAT'S A GOOD ONE, DAD.

  • HEY, ALEX. YOU READY TO GO TO THE GAME? COME ON.

  • NOPE. I'M NOT GOING TODAY.

  • BUT YOU'RE RILEY'S GOOD LUCK CHARM!

  • WELL, MY DAD'S MAKING JUSTIN PITCH,

  • EVEN THOUGH HE CAN'T USE A SPELL.

  • SPELL?

  • YEAH. JUSTIN HAD A SPELLING TEST

  • AND COULDN'T PRACTICE PITCHING.

  • YEAH, THAT WORKS. NICE.

  • SO, HE'S GOING TO GET CLOBBERED,

  • AND THE TEAM'S GOING TO LOSE.

  • BUT DON'T YOU WANT TO SEE RILEY?

  • YES, BUT NOT IF THEY'RE GOING TO LOSE.

  • THAT'S JUST GOING TO SHOW RILEY THAT I'M NOT HIS GOOD LUCK CHARM.

  • BUT HE MIGHT WISH YOU WERE THERE.

  • I KNOW. THAT'S THE GOOD PART.

  • I WON'T BE THERE, WHICH WILL REINFORCE THE IDEA

  • THAT I AM HIS GOOD LUCK CHARM.

  • OK...

  • BUT I THINK IT WOULD BE FUN TO SEE RILEY.

  • [SIGHS]

  • LET ME EXPLAIN THIS TO YOU SLOWLY.

  • [INDISTINCT CHATTER]

  • Crowd: AWW!

  • [APPLAUSE]

  • [CHUCKLING]

  • [SCATTERED APPLAUSE]

  • Crowd: AWW!

  • [LAUGHING]

  • [ALUMINUM BATS CLINKING]

  • [CHEERING]

  • LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING.

  • I KNOW. I KNOW. I'M GETTING CREAMED OUT HERE.

  • RIGHT. RIGHT.

  • HEY, DOES YOUR SISTER EVER ASK ABOUT ME?

  • I KNOW IT WAS TOUGH GOING TODAY, JUSTIN?

  • TOUGH GOING?

  • I GAVE UP 26 RUNS.

  • THEIR GUYS KEPT RUNNING AROUND AND AROUND AND AROUND

  • AND AROUND AND AROUND--

  • JUSTIN--

  • AND AROUND AND AROUND--

  • JUSTIN!

  • LISTEN.

  • ONLY ONE OF MY KIDS IS GOING TO BE ABLE TO KEEP HIS POWERS.

  • I DON'T WANT YOU RELYING ON MAGIC

  • BECAUSE YOU MIGHT NOT HAVE IT ONE DAY.

  • ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. I GET IT.

  • I NEVER LIKED BASEBALL ANYWAY.

  • THEN WHY DID YOU TRY OUT FOR THE TEAM?

  • TO IMPRESS KARI LANGSDORF.

  • OH. I GET IT.

  • YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE,

  • I TRIED USING MAGIC TO IMPRESS A GIRL.

  • TURNED INTO A TOTAL DISASTER.

  • WHAT HAPPENED?

  • I MARRIED HER.

  • [CHUCKLES] JUST KIDDING.

  • SERIOUSLY, I'M JUST KIDDING.

  • DON'T EVEN SAY I SAID THAT, EVEN AS A JOKE.

  • THE POINT IS,

  • USING MAGIC IS CHEATING,

  • AND CHEATING TO IMPRESS PEOPLE ULTIMATELY FAILS.

  • SO, I SUGGEST YOU PRACTICE HARD,

  • BECAUSE I'VE DECIDED TO PITCH YOU AGAIN NEXT GAME.

  • DAD, WITHOUT MAGIC, I'LL GET CREAMED AGAIN.

  • NOT NECESSARILY.

  • YOU HAVE SOME OF MY NATURAL ABILITY.

  • WE JUST HAVE TO FIND IT.

  • DO I HAVE A CHOICE?

  • NO. LOOK, SON, YOU MADE A COMMITMENT,

  • AND YOU HAVE TO STICK TO IT.

  • YOU THINK I CAN DO BETTER THAN I DID TODAY?

  • IT WOULD BE HARD TO DO WORSE.

  • ALL RIGHT.

  • ALL RIGHT, FINE. I'LL GIVE IT A SHOT.

  • AND NO MAGIC, RIGHT?

  • NO MAGIC. GOT IT.

  • YOU SEE? THEY LOST.

  • SO IF I'D GONE TO THE GAME,

  • I COULDN'T POSSIBLY BE RILEY'S GOOD LUCK CHARM.

  • AND THEN, HE WOULDN'T BE INTERESTED IN ME.

  • DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?

  • OHH, I GET IT! GOOD PLAN.

  • NOW, LET'S TALK ABOUT SOMETHING THAT'S REALLY IMPORTANT:

  • YOUR BROTHER'S BASEBALL UNIFORM.

  • HOW CUTE IS HE IN THAT?

  • ALEX, WHERE WERE YOU TODAY?

  • WE GOT SMEARED!

  • OH. I'VE BEEN STUDYING.

  • SHE WASN'T THERE, AND YOU LOST.

  • SOUNDS LIKE SHE'S YOUR GOOD LUCK CHARM.

  • [WHISPERS] You're welcome.

  • I'M SORRY, RILEY. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WANTED ME TO COME TO EVERY GAME.

  • YEAH. YOU'RE OUR GOOD LUCK CHARM,

  • AND WE NEED GOOD LUCK EVERY GAME.

  • EVERY GAME? I DON'T KNOW.

  • I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. IF YOU COME TO OUR NEXT GAME,

  • AND WE WIN,

  • I'LL TAKE YOU TO THE FALL DANCE.

  • AND WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'D WANT TO GO

  • TO THE FALL DANCE WITH YOU?

  • EVERY GIRL DOES. DON'T THEY?

  • YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. OK. YOU GOT A DEAL.

  • GREAT, BECAUSE I'M VERY SUPERSTITIOUS.

  • BUT WITH YOU, I GOT A FEELING

  • WE'LL GO ALL THE WAY TO THE STATE CHAMPIONSHIP.

  • AND ALL THE WAY TO THE FALL DANCE.

  • [LAUGHS]

  • SEE YOU.

  • [GIGGLES]

  • OH. WAIT. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO

  • IF JUSTIN PITCHES BADLY NEXT GAME?

  • THEY LOSE, AND RILEY REALIZES

  • YOU'RE NOT HIS GOOD LUCK CHARM.

  • AS LONG AS I HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT,

  • I'M PRETTY SURE JUSTIN'S TEAM WILL WIN THE NEXT GAME.

  • OH, COME ON, JUSTIN!

  • I DIDN'T PAINT MY FACE FOR A TIED-UP GAME!

  • THIS STUFF IS STARTING TO BURN. IS THAT BAD?

  • I SURE HOPE JUSTIN GETS OUT OF THIS JAM.

  • OTHERWISE, YOU'RE NOT RILEY'S GOOD LUCK CHARM,

  • AND I WAS UP HALF THE NIGHT WITH MY MOM

  • TRYING TO FIGURE THIS OUT.

  • SO, YOU'RE THERE, HE WINS,

  • AND WHEN YOU'RE NOT, HE DOESN'T.

  • DON'T WORRY.

  • I KNOW JUSTIN WILL GET OUT OF THIS.

  • Crowd: AWW!

  • TOMNOMAN KINESIS.

  • [CHEERING]

  • BATTER'S OUT OF THERE!

  • GOOD JOB. GOOD JOB.

  • THANKS, COACH.

  • NICE.

  • UH, JUSTIN?

  • IS THERE SOMETHING YOU WANT TO TELL ME?

  • NO. IS THERE SOMETHING YOU WANT TO TELL ME?

  • NO.

  • ALL RIGHT.

  • GOOD TALK. GOOD TALK.

  • LET'S PLAY SOME BALL!

  • TOMNUNAN KINESIS.

  • [CHEERING]

  • TIME, UMP!

  • TIME!

  • JUSTIN.

  • YOU'RE CALLING TIME OUT TO TALK TO A GUY SITTING ON THE BENCH?

  • THERE'S NO RULE AGAINST IT.

  • I TOLD YOU, I DIDN'T DO IT.

  • YEAH, I KNOW, I KNOW. I WAS WATCHING YOU.

  • THERE'S SOMETHING GOING ON, THOUGH.

  • SO I WANT YOU TO USE YOUR POWERS TO COUNTERACT IT.

  • KEEP THE GAME FAIR.

  • OK.

  • UN-TIME.

  • PLAY BALL!

  • TOMNUNAN KINESIS.

  • TOMNUNAN KINESIS.

  • TOMNUNAN KINESIS.

  • Crowd: OHH!

  • [SIZZLING]

  • TOMNUNAN KINESIS.

  • TOMNUNAN KINESIS.

  • Alex: TOMNUNAN KINESIS!

  • SAFE!

  • [LAUGHS]

  • [CHEERING]

  • UH, TIME OUT, UMP. TIME OUT.

  • TIME.

  • ALEX, GET OVER HERE!

  • YOU'RE CALLING TIME OUT TO TALK TO A FAN?

  • SHOW ME THE RULE, UMP. SHOW ME THE RULE.

  • I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING, YOUNG LADY,

  • AND I WANT IT TO STOP.

  • I WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP.

  • [SCOFFS]

  • HERE. JUSTIN. RECITE THIS SPELL.

  • WHAT IS IT?

  • IT WILL ERASE EVERYONE'S MEMORY

  • SO THEY WON'T REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED THE PAST FEW MINUTES.

  • EVEN OURS?

  • I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T REMEMBER.

  • I'VE NEVER USED IT.

  • ALL RIGHT. UH...

  • CEREBELLUM ERASUS.

  • WHAT JUST HAPPENED?

  • WE WON! WE WON! [LAUGHS]

  • IN YOUR FACE, LOSERS!

  • GO HOME AND CRY, YOU LITTLE BABIES!

  • I SMELL SMOKE.

  • 'CAUSE YOU WERE BURNED!

  • WHOO!

  • THERE HE IS. GET HIM. GET HIM!

  • DAD...

  • I DON'T REMEMBER HOW THE GAME ENDED.

  • NEITHER DO I.

  • I THINK ALEX HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT.

  • WHAT'S THAT PIECE OF PAPER?

  • HEY.

  • THIS COULD COME IN HANDY SOMEDAY.

  • SO, ALEX, LOOKS LIKE I'VE GOT A DATE FOR THE FALL DANCE.

  • YES, YOU DO. AND FRIDAY NIGHT, TOO.

  • WE'RE GOING OUT FRIDAY NIGHT?

  • YEAH. YOU ASKED ME RIGHT AFTER YOU SCORED THE WINNING RUN.

  • DON'T YOU REMEMBER?

  • UH, YEAH. SURE.

  • GREAT. LOOKING FORWARD TO FRIDAY NIGHT.

  • YES, YOU ARE.

  • I KNOW WHAT YOU DID, ALEX.

  • YOU BROKE THE RULES AND USED MAGIC

  • BECAUSE YOU WANTED RILEY TO ASK YOU OUT.

  • I DID NO SUCH THING.

  • AND IT TOTALLY WORKED.

  • I DON'T THINK IT DID.

  • WHAT--WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

  • WHAT, YOUR PUNISHMENT?

  • YOU'RE NOT GOING TO THE FALL DANCE.

  • WHAT? JUSTIN USED MAGIC. WHERE'S HIS PUNISHMENT?

  • JUSTIN WAS ALREADY PUNISHED ON THE BASEBALL FIELD

  • WHEN THE OTHER TEAM RAN AROUND AND THEN AROUND

  • AND AROUND AND AROUND.

  • HI, KARI.

  • OH, HEY, JUSTIN.

  • MIND IF I JOIN YOU?

  • PLEASE DO.

  • SO, I WAS WONDERING,

  • SINCE YOU LIKE BASEBALL PLAYERS AND EVERYTHING,

  • IF MAYBE YOU'D NOT WANT TO NOT GO TO A MOVIE OR SOMETHING.

  • DID YOU JUST ASK ME OUT?

  • I THINK SO. I WAS TRYING TO.

  • OH.

  • OK, SURE! I'D LOVE TO GO TO A MOVIE WITH YOU!

  • EXCELLENT! SO, WE'RE ON THIS WEEKEND?

  • WHAT MOVIE DO YOU WANT TO SEE?

  • OH, I ONLY DATE BASEBALL PLAYERS,

  • AND I ONLY SEE MOVIES ABOUT--

  • BASEBALL.

  • NO. CATS.

  • OK. UH...

  • ARE THERE ANY MOVIES OUT RIGHT NOW ABOUT CATS?

  • NO.

  • MM-HMM.

  • UH, WOULD YOU SEE A MOVIE ABOUT DOGS?

  • NOT UNLESS THEY'RE CATS DISGUISED AS DOGS.

  • FARM ANIMALS?

  • ARE THE CATS, LIKE, DISGUISED AS FARM ANIMALS--

  • LIKE, COWS AND STUFF?

  • YEAH.

  • I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.

  • WHY DON'T WE WAIT TILL A CAT MOVIE COMES OUT?

  • I'LL KEEP AN EYE ON THE PAPER REAL CLOSE.

  • GOOD TALKING TO YOU, KARI.

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DUDE. CLOSE YOUR MOUTH.

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