Ooh, wah.

[sizzling]

[snoring]

Dah.

[sizzling]

Who's that?

[snoring]

Cha!

Wah.

[cracking]

Hmm. Something's missing.

[humming] Aha, June 15th.

Fine month for pickles.

Normally, I like working, but today is moving so slowly.

Oh. At this rate, I'm never going to see

Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy.

We'll help you get through the day, SpongeBob.

And tonight we'll conquer evil.

Ah, you guys always make me feel better.

[laughing]

Hey, get your grilling gear! The crowds getting restless!

Yes, ma'am.

Oh, yeah.

They're going to love this.

[groaning]

Here, try a sample from the daytime menu.

Whoa!

[whistling Row Row Row Your Boat]

Phew.

[laughing] Dropped my spatula.

Uh, me too.

[popping]

[sizzling]

Ow!

Aha!

Sure is a nice day for a picnic.

Oh, Herb, it's like a second honeymoon.

Just look at Timmy and Sally throwing the old disk around.

Come on and throw it, sis.

I just want to say I'm going to be real sad

when you go off to college.

Oh, Sally, don't be such a goof.

You know I'll- I'll always be your big brother.

Is it starting to rain?

Nothing can spoil this perfect day.

What's the matter, big brother? Got something in your eye?

Yeah, that's it. That must be it.

Ha ha. Now who's the goof?

Just watch out, because here it comes.

Yay!

Oh, what now? Too much whee-ing. What is-

Pickle juice! My eye!

[screaming]

I smell something burning.

Yeah, probably my eye.

Oh, stop your drama, Squidward.

You missed a spot.

What in the name of Neptune's tail fin

is going on in here, boy?

I'm playing picnic with my wonderful little

food friends, Herb and Loretta.

These are their kids Timmy and Sally.

Mm-hmm.

Sounds to me like you're just wasting

me precious ingredients!

Sorry Squidward, it's just so funny.

You know what we say.

The only people who don't like a Krabby Patty

have never tasted one.

That's me. Never had one, never will.

- What? - What?

What? What did you say?

I've never had a Krabby Patty and never will.

I'm sorry, I don't--

I've never had a Krabby Patty.

Those words.

Is it possible to use them in a sentence

together like that?

I've never had a Krabby Patty! I've never had a Krabby Patty!

I've never had a Krabby Patty!

Never had a Krabby Patty?!

Well, you've got to have one right now!

No wonder you're always so miserable!

Here, try this.

One Monster Krabby Patty, please.

Hmph, no one's ordered the Monster Patty in ages.

SpongeBob, one Monster Krabby Patty.

[gasping]

Did you say a Monster Krabby Patty?!

Uh, One Monster Krabby Patty.

Huh?! Monster Krabby Patty?

Monster Krabby Patty?

Monster Krabby Patty?

Oh, dear Neptune.

Oh, boy.

We can do this.

At the count of three, we flip. Ready?

One, two, three.

Spat? [screaming]

[sobbing]

[sobbing]

[sobbing]

[sobbing]

[sobbing]

One Krabby Patty, extra onions.

One cryin' Johnny coming up!

First bun, then patty, followed by ketchup,

mustard, pickles, extra onions, lettuce, cheese, tomatoes,

and bun, in that order. One cryin' Johnny! Up!

[bell ringing] Whatever.

12 Krabby Patties on wheat buns!

Bun, patty, ketchup, tomato, bun...

One dozen cryin' cows on the farm! Up!

Thanks, Farmer Brown.

It's been a thrill serving you.

Can I get some extra salt?

We're all out.

Could you check?

No.

[toilet flushing]

Pickle slices were too thick.

Hold it. Hold it. Hold it.

[grunting]

Okay.

Yep, too much mustard. See?

[toilet flushing]

[panting]

[toilet flushing]

[toilet flushing]

[toilet flushing]

[toilet flushing]

[sobbing]

Ah, man.

Drum solo!

[drumming]

[drumming]

Hey, looks like you guys and gals are done.

In all my years of fried cookery,

I have never seen such a lovely group of patties.

Especially... you.

Such perfection from your little lettuce hair

to your rosy ketchup cheeks,

right down to your mustard smile.

May I call you... Patty?

SpongeBob! I need that order of six!

Here ya go, Squidward.

One and two and three and four.

Uh, five and six.

That's it, that's the whole order, Squidward.

There isn't a Krabby Patty behind my back or anything.

[laughing]

Uh, yeah.

Oh, Patty, a patty like you comes around

once in a lifetime. I can't let them eat you.

No, the job must come first.

I can't let emotions cloud my commitment

to the sacred fry cook oath:

"That which is fried, must be eaten."

[laughing]

Oh. Uh-huh.

Did someone order a spatula?

[babbling]

That's right. One hydrodynamic spatula

with port-and-starboard attachments,

and let's not forget the turbo drive!

Would you believe they only had one in stock?

To the kitchen!

Who's hungry?

♪ Things that bother you Never bother me ♪

♪ I feel happy as pie, a-ha! ♪

♪ Living in the sunlight Loving in the moonlight ♪

♪ Having a wonderful time ♪

♪ Haven't got a lot I don't need a lot ♪

♪ Coffee's only a dime ♪

♪ Living in the sunlight Loving in the moonlight ♪

♪ Having a wonderful time ♪

♪ Just take it from me ♪

♪ I'm just as free As any daughter ♪

♪ I do what I like Just when I like ♪

♪ And how I love it ♪

♪ I'm right here to stay When I'm old and gray ♪

♪ I'll be right in my prime ♪

♪ Living in the sunlight Loving in the moonlight ♪

♪ Having a wonderful time ♪

[vocalizing]

[vocalizing]

[whistling]

[hiccuping]

[whistling]

[hiccuping]

[hiccuping]

[hiccuping]

[laughing]

[hiccuping]

Oh, yeah.

[hiccuping]

That's it.

[hiccuping]

[hiccuping]

Oh, no.

[hiccuping]

SpongeBob, hurry up, with the... order.

Mr. Krabs! SpongeBob is up to more nonsense again!

[sighing]

Two whole days without nonsense.

It were a good run, Mr. Squidward.

But we both knew it couldn't last.

[hiccuping]

SpongeBob, what shenanigans are you up to now?

[hiccuping]

[hiccuping]

I think I'm coming down with something, Mr. Krabs.

[laughing]

You just got a case of the hiccups, son.

Are they dangerous?

Of course not.

I have a foolproof hiccup cure, using an old Navy trick.

Old Navy trick?

[grunting]

Orders up!

Mm.

[sighing] Another pair of perfect patties.

- Hand 'em over, Squid-- - Wait! Tink.

Okay, now they're perfect.

[laughing]

[humming]

♪ La la la la la ♪

♪ Do do do do do do do do ♪

[humming]

Okay, everybody, order up.

Guess I'm used to cooking Krabby Patties

in mass quantities.

Oh, the toppings haven't been prepped.

I wish this lettuce and tomato would just cut

themselves up.

Let's do this.

Yeah, cut me up good, girlfriend.

[grunting]

I guess I did cut up the toppings after all.

37 Krabby Patties! Fast!

37 patties?

How am I gonna flip 37 patties?

Has my spatula always had three heads?

No. And it is not a spatula.

Get them patties out here fast, SpongeBob!

[screaming]

Well, I wish these Krabby Patties

had just served themselves so I could keep cooking.

[cheering]

Woo! Woo! Woo!

Whoa, my spatula never did that before.

Krabby Patty! Krabby Patty! Krabby Patty!

Huh?

[laughing]

[laughing]

I don't know how you're doing this, boy-o,

but keep it up!

Folks will pay every cent they have

to watch Krabby Patties dance. Look at how cute they are.

♪ How I love ya Oh, my secret lovin' hideaway ♪

♪ My Mauna Loa bay-a bay ♪

SpongeBob... SpongeBob... SpongeBob! What are you doing?!

I've been saying I need a Krabby Patty

about a bajillion times!

And you w━ What the...? Ha ha ha!

Nice patty, Michelangelo! Ha!

I hope you're not expecting an award anytime soon.

[laughing]

Oh, that's just my secret-

[chuckles]

Here you go.

Porous freak.

Whew, that was close.

Keep the grill goin' nonstop

to crank out as much grease as possible!

Okay, Mr. Krabs. I never turn the grill off,

but I can turn it off even less than that if you want.

Uhh... I already see... Whoa!

Mermaid's Mollusk! Eeeagh!

What in the name of Neptune is this?

Sorry, Mr. Krabs.

I accidentally dropped some buns into our vat of extra grease.

They've been soakin' there for about an hour.

Phew. Huh. Huh?

Oh, the fries! If only I could reach them.

Wow. Thanks, Nobby.

Now, if only the condiments were closer.

[grunting]

Here ya go. [babbling]

[laughing]

Too bad the bun rack is on the other side of the room!

Oh, yeah! This is what I call fast food!