What's up, Mr. Delmar?

Hey, Mr. Parker.

Number five, right?

Yeah, and with pickles, and can you smush it down real flat? Thanks.

You got it, boss.

How's your aunt?

Yeah, she's all right.

She's a very hot Italian woman.

How's your daughter?

Ten dollars. - It's 5 dollars.

For that comment, 10 dollars. - Hey, come on. I'm joking. I'm joking.

Here's 5 dollars.

What's up, Murph?

How you doing, buddy?

So how's school?

You know, it's boring. Got better things to do.

Stay in school, kid. Stay in school.

Otherwise, you're gonna end up like me.

This is great. - Best sandwiches in Queens.

Finally.

What's the matter with you? - Could you hold this for a second?

Thanks.

Hey, is this anybody's bike? No?

Hey, buddy, is this your bike? - I have no change.

Does anyone have a pen? Do you have a pen?

Everybody good?

Hey!

You're that spider guy on YouTube, right?

Call me Spider-Man.

Okay, Spider-Man. Do a flip.

Yeah! - Not bad.

Hey, buddy.

Shouldn't steal cars, it's bad. - It's my car, dumbass!

Hey! Shut that off!

Can you tell him it's my car? - I was--

I work at nights. Come on, dude. - That's not your car!

That's his car. - How was I supposed to know?

He was putting that in the window! - Every day with these damn alarms!

Turn it off! - Don't make me come down there, punk.

Hey, Gary. How you doing?

Marjorie, how are you? How's your mother?

I'm good, I'm good.

You have reached the voicemail box of:

Happy Hogan.

Hey, Happy. Here's my report for tonight.

I stopped a grand theft bicycle. Couldn't find the owner, so I just left a note.

I helped this lost, old Dominican lady.

She was really nice and bought me a churro.

I feel like I could be doing more.

You know? Just curious when the next real mission's gonna be.

So, yeah, just call me back.

It's Peter. Parker.

Why would I tell him about the churro?

Hey, hey.

Okay.