So we made this Asian Chat GPT called Chat ABT.

It's already on your phone, so give it a try.

Tell me how it goes.

Hey, ChatABT.

Can you, can you solve this one?

W=E to the power of X squared minus X.

Are you dumb? What the hell?

A five-year-old can solve that.

You got room temperature IQ. You have advanced A I and you're using me like a $19.

OK?

Can you solve it or not?

I don't have the time nor the crayon to explain this to you, dude.

Just tell me the answer.

Burger.

What extra fries, please?

What?

Just getting used to being a failure.

Hey, chat.

Write me an essay on the modern exploitation of labor.

OK.

That will be $5000.

But why are you so lazy?

Write it yourself while you procrastinating.

Timmy already wrote five and won two Nobel prizes.

OK.

I just, I just need this for homework.

That's it.

Sending alert to your team.

Oh, wake up.

OK.

I've done my homework.

It's two AM and I just need you to write this essay, sending alert to your parents.

No, no, no, no, no.

Take check.

I'm looking for you universities to apply to.

Can you put together like a report of the best schools?

Ok.

Number one, number two, the community college around the corner.

Ok.

Very funny.

I mean, like, like Harvard Cambridge, you know, the, the top ones.

Why you're not getting in, how would you know, have you looked in the mirror lately?

I look fine.

Oh, sorry that they don't teach courses in failure.

What career are you thinking of?

I'm gonna be an actor.

Any advice?

Sending application to Starbucks?

No, bro.

I'm serious.

Ok.

I know I'm talented and I know I can become an actor.

Sending application for pedestrian number 32, not a background extra.

I've been acting since I was 13 and I have a degree in acting.

So you know, sure you can find something that's more to my skill set or my training if you want sending application for waiter.

Number four.

Oh.

Uh chat.

I'm having like five friends come over.

Could you do like a list of snacks or drinks or something?

Why are you lying?

You have no friends ordering a personal size pizza with all 10 seasons of friends.

Yo, chatty.

Uh give me a recipe for macaroni and cheese.

Sure thing.

First heat up a cup of butter.

Ok, then throw it in the thing because you can't digest lactose.

I'll have, you know, I can handle a little bit of it.

Think of the ozone there.

Hey, chat A B D generate me some restaurant recommendations.

If you got sorry, they don't accept reservation for one person.

Ok.

It's, I, I sometimes I don't go alone who you gonna bring your cat.

Hey, generate me a morning routine.

You wake up at two PM.

Ok.

How do you know that?

I'm gonna be watching something tonight.

Do we have like Power Rangers?

We have Power Rangers at home.

Oh Mother's Day is coming up.

You got any ideas for a good gift?

A successful so cool.

You know, a son who's six ft tall.

Nice.

A song with an actual career.

What?

Yeah, but I can't think of jokes on the, hey, Chad A BT, write me a video in the style of Stephen Heat.

I, sorry, I couldn't find a well known person named Stephen.

He and my research um Steven, he is a comedy youtuber and he's actually one of the biggest ones.

I, sorry, there are too many small insignificant channel for me to search to, to find the Stephen.

He, he's um the emotional damage guy.

I, sorry, I can only find youtube creators who are relevant and actually generate views.

Maybe you'll be interested in Baskar.

Look, the closer you get, the larger is my nostrils.

Players.