Everything You Can Do at Goo Lagoon ?️ | 30 Minute Compilation | SpongeBob

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[gurgling]
[laughing]
Whoo! Yeah!
[laughing]
I thought you left your swimsuit at home.
No, I just didn't want to get it all wrinkled up.
Last one in is a rotten egg. [laughing]
Rotten eggs? [laughing]
[sizzling]
- Honey. - Huh?
You're not using that tan accelerator again, are you?
Oh, don't pretend you don't love it.
[sighing]
Whoa! [grunting]
[laughing]
Whoa! [grunting]
[grunting]
[grunting]
[grunting]
[laughing]
Uh-oh.
[gasping]
I'm serving it up, SpongeBob, ready or not!
Patrick, do you remember how to play this game?
Mm-mm.
Is this the one where the lowest score wins?
Nice job, SpongeBob. Your serve.
Here it comes.
[grunting]
Hey, I'm getting pretty good at this game.
[gasping]
He's about to beat the undefeated
Sandy Cheeks at her own game.
SpongeBob! SpongeBob! SpongeBob! SpongeBob!
SpongeBob! SpongeBob! SpongeBob! SpongeBob!
SpongeBob! SpongeBob!
SpongeBob!
[grunting]
Yay!
Everyone having a good time?
Yeah!
Well, you can all thank my dad for making this possible.
Thank you, Daddy.
Thank you, Daddy!
You're welcome, sweetie!
Oh, this is so expensive.
You're not allowed any closer, sir.
Mr. Krabs, I think I know what'll cheer you up.
[grunting]
A mug of ice cold root beer.
No, SpongeBob. That doesn't cheer me up at all.
[chuckles] Excuse me, man.
[whistling]
What a great day.
Hey, Sandy, look. I'm sandy.
[laughing]
Hey, Sandy, who am I?
[laughing]
[ringing]
Hello, SpongeBob, could you keep it down?
I'm trying to be boring.
[laughing]
SpongeBob. [laughing]
[doorbell ringing]
Did anyone order 20 pepperoni and sand pizzas?
[laughing]
[grunting]
Let's kick it up a notch. [grunting]
[grunting]
[screaming]
[panting]
[groaning]
Free ice cream!
[cheering]
Plenty for everybody. One for you. One for you.
Okay, everybody got one?
Mm. Yeah.
Aha! Now I gotcha.
Now, y'all have to wait one hour before you go swimming.
[ticking]
But just so you're not tempted.
[panting]
[indistinct chatter]
Ladies and gentlemen, the lagoon is closed.
We like Larry better.
Does Larry ever give you free ice cream?
Ice cream! Did someone say "ice cream"?
Where is it? Is it here?
Huh? Ice cream! Yay!
[laughing]
Cramp! [groaning]
[gasping, gurgling]
Holy cow, somebody's drowning!
Oh, no, that's not possible. The lagoon is closed.
Dude, get your butt in the water.
If there was anyone in there, we'd hear them.
Help! Help! [gurgling]
I can't swim! [gurgling]
Somebody would be screaming that they're drowning.
I'm drowning! I'm drowning! [gurgling]
He would've had to cross the line.
I'm drowning because I crossed the line!
Okay, I'll take a look, but just to prove to you that-
Patrick isn't drowning!
Can't swim. [gurgling]
Butt hurts! [gurgling]
Ice cream!
Hold on, Patrick! I'm coming!
Help! Help!
Don't move! Catch this!
[grunting]
Quit fooling around, man, get in the water.
Help! Help!
Oh, what am I gonna do?
Gotta think. Gotta think. Gotta run around and think.
Gotta run around and think at the same time.
Gotta think, gotta have a plan. Gotta think, think, think.
I've got it.
Patrick can't drown if there isn't any water!
Well, you're safe now, Patrick.
Help, I'm drowning! I've got butt cramps!
I want ice cream and now it's dark!
Help, help! Help me, I'm drowning! Help!
To us.
Whoa!
Sorry! Here's your hot dog.
Okay, Patrick, here I come! Come, come round, Pat.
Here I am. Pat! Pat, no!
Hold on. Pat! Pat! Stop! No, Pat! Stop! Stop!
[screaming]
Oh, sorry.
[gurgling]
Oh! Help! Save me! Can't swim!
Patrick, no!
[screaming] Help!
Help! Help, somebody!
Help! Help us! We're drowning!
[whistling] I wonder what's showing at the move theater
right about now.
Goodbye, Patrick!
Goodbye, ice cream!
Help! Can't swim!
Oh, no!
SpongeBob.
Yes, Larry?
You're not a life guard, are you?
No, Larry.
Let's go, guys.
[laughing]
[laughing]
Sorry!
[laughing]
[gasping]
[laughing]
[laughing]
Chum! Get your red hot chum here!
What's the deal? According to my algorithm,
beachgoers should be famished and looking for a treat.
A treat like chum. Hello?
It's perfectly edible, people.
Oh, come on, man. This is my livelihood.
[sighing] A beautiful day, beach side.
I couldn't think of a thing that could ruin this.
I could think of a few.
Hey, you're blocking my light.
[laughing]
[gasping]
[laughing]
SpongeBob.
[screaming]
Ah, sweet karma.
It can come from the most boneheaded of places.
[laughing]
Wait a second.
What are those bouncing blobs of goo?
[growling] I don't know, and I don't care.
[grunting]
[grunting]
[gasping]
[thudding]
Ow.
Hi, guys.
SpongeBob, is that you?
Who are you expecting, Tiny Tim? Wait. Wait.
Big aren't they?
Dude, you're ripped.
Thank you.
I've been working out.
Uh, excuse me a second. Yeah.
Anyone for the... juice bar?
Dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble.
Dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble,
dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble,
dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble.
It's been ten minutes! Ain't ya gonna shoot?
Dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble,
dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble,
dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble.
[grunting]
Sorry, but you boys were slower than a Sunday afternoon.
On your mark, get set, eat!
Wow. You two are off like a herd of turtles.
Watch this.
[grunting]
[munching]
[grunting]
[belching] I win.
Hot dang!
I'm faster than green grass through a goose.
Hmm. These jumbo dogs are much too big
for your baby heads.
[grunting]
These dinky dogs should do ya.
[muffled] Thank you.
You're welcome.
[honking]
[grunting]
[grunting]
I win again! That's right!
[groaning]
I own all of y'all. Yee-haw.
Sandy, don't you think you're playing
a teensy weensy bit rough? Just a smidge, hmm?
Aw, I'm actually going a little easier on you guys,
seeing as how you're all so delicate.
[groaning]
Hey, who wants to play Dodge the Chum?
Nah, I don't think I'm-
Sandy is really stressing me out today.
You wanna go jellyfishing?
Nah, I'd rather go jellyfishing.
You sure you don't wanna go jellyfishing?
I said no. I wanna go jellyfishing.
Okay, we'll do what you want.
[laughing]
The name is Sandy Cheeks,
and I can lick any critter on any beach.
Here we are, Bubble Buddy, Goo Lagoon.
There are lots of ways to have fun here.
Dudes, bury me. [laughing]
See what I mean?
All done.
All right.
Bubble Buddy, you dig him out while I get some cotton candy.
Don't just stand there, dude. The tide's coming in.
[laughing]
Dude?
My friend's in there.
Congratulations.
Whoo! Shake it! Whoo-whoo! Shake it! Yeah!
Shake that bubble butt! Yeah!
Not only does it hurt on the outside.
Is my butt big?
[indistinct chatter]
[birds squawking]
[giggling] Oh, oh!
It's the world-famous surf punk, Grubby Grouper!
Later groupies.
Grubby's got to go catch some gnarly pounders.
[howling]
Oh. I'll never watch this flipper again.
Hey, Pearl, shake hands with Bubble Buddy.
Wha?
[crying]
It's his first time on his own.
Once again, congratulations.
Popcorn! Peanuts!
Ice cold drinks!
[whistling]
Two hours is long enough! That's it!
Hey, Bubble Buddy, you're finished.
Ah. Smell that fresh seawater.
[tinging]
Oh. [chuckles]
Right. Sorry.
[grunting]
[sighing]
[yawning] See, Sandy, nothing to worry about,
babysitting is easy.
[snoring]
Hey, Uncle SpongeBob.
Huh?
Open your eyes.
You're just gonna love... our sandy surprise.
It's our gift to you.
Well, isn't that sweet.
And it won't wash away.
Cause it's made of concrete.
Concrete, what?
Good structural integrity, girls, but a little tight.
So sorry, Uncle.
We made it too small.
But we'll get you out.
With this wrecking ball!
Wrecking what?
[squawking]
[grunting]
Let's all go to my house and take a little break.
I will just use this changing tent here
to change into my bathing suit.
And I won't do anything else.
SpongeBob's acting jumpier than a rattlesnake
in a pickle barrel. Wait. What?
[laughing] Oh, I'll be changing, all right,
but not into a bathing suit.
Wait until Sandy sees that I brought my karate gear.
Hi-yah! Hi-yah! Sandy won't beat me this time,
because I've got the elements on my side.
The elements of surprise. Hi-yah!
SpongeBob, are you ready?
Yes, Sandy, I most certainly am ready.
Ready to get it on.
- Hi-- - Hi-yah!
Look, SpongeBob, we both brought our karate gear.
[chuckles]
Great minds think alike I suppose.
Hi-yah!
[thudding]
I may be down, but I'm not out.
Way to go, buddy.
It took us three days to make that potato salad.
Three days!
Hi-yah!
Sandy?
Oh, I'm Sandy, all right. I'm very sandy. Hi-yah!
Oh, I get it. She's Sandy, that's her name,
and she's also covered in- Yes.
Back in Texas, we call ice cream frozen cow juice.
Excuse me for a sec. Hi-yah! Thank you.
No, no, thank you.
Hi-yah!
[growling]
Who threw that piece of paper at me?
[laughing, indistinct chatter]
Here we are, kid, last stop.
Oh-oh, there they are. Hello, ladies.
Oh, so now he gets here.
We've been waiting 30 years for ya, Tony.
Your lucky turtles live so long.
I know, I know, my apologies, but never fear Tony's-
Say, who's this?
Ah, you didn't say you were bringing
your pet parasite.
Oh, now, this is a cutie.
Uh, hello? I didn't get all dolled up
just to be treated like snail litter.
[growling]
That's it!
[grunting]
All right, I've had it up to here with you!
[laughing]
Excuse me a second, ladies.
Hey, SpongeBob.
Hey, Larry.
You guys wanna go lift some weights?
Sure. Oh, come on, SpongeBob.
Coming.
[grunting]
[grunting]
Give it a try, Sandy.
[grunting]
[cheering, applauding]
Good job, Sandy.
Well, that's about enough for today. Don't you think?
How about a little more weight? Observe.
[grunting]
[cheering, applauding]
All right! Stand back, everyone!
Y'all watch this.
Yah!
[cheering, applauding]
[creaking, gasping]
[grunting]
[cheering, applauding]
Way to go, Larry.
[cheering]
Could I borrow a couple of these?
Mm-hmm.
And now, with the addition of two,
count em two, marshmallows.
[cracking]
[squeaking]
[squeaking]
[grunting]
[snoring]
[grunting]
[grunting]
[ripping]
[gasping]
[laughing]
Help, help, call the cops, call Mr. Krabs, call my mommy!
I think, for dessert, I'll eat more dirt!
[laughing evilly]
Not Goo Lagoon!
And to my beloved pet Gary, I bequeath my pineapple,
and my tool shed, and my mailbox and Patrick!
[sobbing]
What? Wow. Sometimes I forget how absorbent I am.
Wait, what? Ow, just... stop spinning, you sponge!
You're stealing my grunge!
[stammering] Stuff that rhymes!
[screaming]
[burping]
I may be a squirt, but I'm still full of dirt!
[laughing evilly]
Aww, little mini DB is so cute!
Ah!
We got him!
Every time I wash dishes, I'll think of you.
Hmph. Every time I have nightmares,
I'll think of you, too!
Thank you, citizen. We'll take it from here.
It was a dirty job, but somebody had to do it.
[laughing evilly]
[gasping]
Just kidding.
[laughing]
[sneezing]
Gesundheit!
Thank you! You got some schmutz under there.
[neighing]
[neighing]
Patrick, I'm trying to be the nice guy here, okay?
Let's call this silly business off.
No way. You started it.
Fine! Have it your way.
[laughing]
Whatever. [gasping]
Oh, no. No, no, no. Uh-uh.
[shrieking]
[laughing]
[trumpeting]
[rumbling, screaming]
Whoa!
[banging]
[grunting]
[banging]
Oh, hello, and goodbye.
[screaming]
Aha!
[screaming]
Come on!
How you like them apples?
[screaming, thudding]
[Patrick laughing]
You'll never win! Do you hear me?!
Uh-huh. Mm-hmm. Well put, General.
We'll create a surprise military diversion
and break through enemy lines. What say you?
Yes, we shall ready ourselves immediately.
[thudding]
How ya like me now?
I like you this much.
Whoa!
Feel me.
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Patrick?
Patrick! Are you okay?!
The questions is... will you be?
[screaming]
[laughing]
No fair!
All fair in love and war, my friend slash enemy.
Or should I say, my friend-enemy?
Let's have some real fun.
[screaming]
What was that?
Come on, we gotta get outta here.
Grab the children!
[screaming]
[gasping] Oh, yeah?
Two can play at this game.
[rumbling]
Jumpin' jellyfish! Whoa!
[laughing]
I wasn't gonna do this, but you've left me no choice.
[groaning]
[gasping] Let's beat it, dude!
[laughing] Huh?
[groaning]
[cracking]
[groaning] What happened?
I'll tell you what happened, Patrick.
I got carried away.
Me, too. Was it worth it?
No. No, it wasn't.
What started out as a fun dream turned
into a horrible, brutal, nightmare.
As the winds of time changed the silvery sands
of these dunes to a new landscape,
so let us hope that our own winds
of change will change our spiritual dunes
to a landscape of peace.
Oh buddy, let's never forget this lesson.
What are you doing?!
Hot dogs, yay!
[panting]
[cheering]
Wait! SpongeBob, stop!
[crying]
Butterfly kisses. I can take it.
It's too cute. It's- It's disgusting!
[crying]
What happened?
I hit a reef with my new board, dude.
No problem.
Whoa. Killer!
SpongeBob, stop before it's too late!
Your kindness is bringing everybody back!
[cheering]
Get back! Wait!
Ouch! Ow! Ah! No! Ow!
Cowabunga!
[cheering]
Thanks, dude. That was awesome.
[groaning] Ow.
Gee, Plankton, I'm sorry about the Chum Bucket.
Forget about that.
I just can't take so much kindness in one sitting.
Need... hatred.
Welcome home!
[cheering]
Hey, Twitch.
Grab a guitar, dude. Let's party.
[coughing]
[music playing]
I love this song.
[laughing]
Whee!
[splashing]
Look!
JKL!
[cheering]
Just keep breathing.
Cashy!
[music playing]
Turn it up, Chip!
[music playing]
[music playing]