- [man 2] Hit it. - [man 3] Mark.

[man 4] Do it now!

- [giggling] - [Depp] You're mad!

[chuckling]

- What are you laughing at? [laughs] - [man] Cut.

- [mumbles] - [bell rings]

- [man] Really good. - [chuckling]

- [indistinct shouting] - Oh! Wait.

- [man giggling] - How dare you. How dare you.

Jack Sparrow.

- There's the Jack I know. - I'm Peter Pan.

I'm sorry, should I start again? I've got no idea where I drink.

[man on megaphone] All right, that's working. Keep paddling.

[grunting]

Steep! I fell off the edge.

Good shot, sir. [chuckling]

[clattering]

- [muffled] Here, take this one instead. - [laughs]

[Depp] I'm touched at this most sincerest f...

I'm touched at this most... [laughing]

- [chuckles] - [Depp cackling]

I'm touched... I'm... [laughing]

I think this take's going very well, don't you?

- [man laughing] - [Depp laughing]

- What of Blackbeard's men? - Sorry.

My sword nearly went up Johnny's nose, which wouldn't be good.

- I wouldn't mind it. - Sorry, I beg your pard...

Really, I'm up for anything.

[Depp] At this most sincerest... [laughing]

- At this most sincerest form... - [both chuckling]

[Depp] Don't stop. Keep rolling. It's gonna be great.

I can feel it. There's magic in the air.

- I've dropped my sword. - [man] Me too!

- [all chuckling] - [man] Cut!

- [chortling] - [playing indistinctly]

It's to you now, Sparrow.

- Hmm. - No, no, no. [laughing]

- [Depp] We're attached. - [man] Cut.

Here's your chance to improvise.

- [helicopter whirring overhead] - What I want first...

- ...is Ponce de León's helicopter. - [man] Yeah.

[laughter]

[man] Cut.

- When a helicopter flies over... - [helicopter whirring]

...your head, and you're supposed to be in the middle of the sea, it's not real.

- It screws everything. - It's not real.

- [man] Cut it. - I love that.

Nor tavern yarns that give hope for a healed limb.

Get in there.

No. It's broken.

Can't help you, mate. I don't want to touch it.

- [Cruz mumbles] - You're not... Hmm?

- What? [chuckling] - [man] Let's go back to the beginning.

Sorry, Johnny. [giggling]

Not for me. For my father.

- [both laughing] - [crew laughing]

[Cruz] He laughed first, eh. I didn't. [giggling]

- [man 1] Rolling! - [man 2] Still rolling.

[man 2] Action.

[muffled chuckle]

- [both giggling] - [man 2] OK, cut it.

God, stop it, please!

Sorry, start again.

[chuckling]

- Go to the right and spin. - [man] Cut it.

- [chalice clattering] - [laughing]

[cackling]

- [man] Let's go back and do it again. - [both laughing]

[man] Can't look at him.

[Cruz laughing] ...what are we gonna do with this?

It's gonna be OK.

No, it's gonna be OK. I'm gonna keep going.

[man] Cut it.