I don't expect everyone to know everything, alright?

But definitely, Americans are ignorant.

'Cause like a couple of times after the show, after a comedy show, I had, you know, people come up to me,

"Hey, I gotta tell you something. Are you a North Korean or South Korean?"

Am I a North Korean comedian, bro?

I'm like, OK, honestly, there's millions of people starving to death in North Korea.

They don't allow anybody to escape.

If you do escape into China and they capture you, they take you back and torture you and sometimes your entire family.

I was thinking,

what would it take for someone to escape North Korea to China, somehow learn English through Google, come here, and become a stand-up comedian?

He'd be the most ambitious comedian on earth, man.

He should get his own HBO Special, man.

I don't care about food.

I don't care about clothing.

I must tell a joke.

I must tell a joke.

What the hell is a North Korean comedian gonna be like, man.

Hello, everybody.

I am American.

I am American.

Anybody have food today?

I tried food two days in a row.

It's amazing.

It's a serious situation, man.

That's why I want to get a tattoo that raises awareness.

Like a lot of women, they get tattoos of butterflies above their ass.

They're raising aware...

No, they're raising awareness for butterflies.

Butterflies are becoming extinct and every year the wings get bigger and bigger and bigger.

I wanted to get a meaningful tattoo.

So I got a tattoo of North and South Korea on my ass about it by my crack.

And, why are you guys laughing?

Why you guys laughing?

Every time I use the restroom, I feel the pain in my divided country.

And you guys are laughing.

That's messed up, man.

I asked my boy, you know, Walter, I'm like,

"Yo, what if the North Korean leader he said that he would release North Korean refugees into America if you took it up the ass from him."

And he was like, "Oh man, dude, why you ask me these questions, man?"

He's like, "I'll do it for a million, a million refugees," you would have to do it for a million, right?

You would have to do it.

You would have to take it up the ass.

If a million starving women and children were going to be released into freedom, you'd be a hero, man.

But you'd be a different kind of hero.

For the rest of your life, everyone is like, "Dude, that's the person you know, that released the refugees," and they're like,

"But you know what a statue looks like, right?"

The statue is like this.

"Go, go, go."