A lot of things are like starting to tick me off.

Do you guys shop at Whole Foods?

Anybody? Shopping... Ok.

Rich white people in here. I see it.

I'm on HBO.

I still can't afford chicken at Whole Foods.

That's messed up.

Chickens (are) $8 a pound of Whole Foods.

$8, 'cause all they got is the fancy organic free-range chicken. Ok?

Chicken should not be more than the federal minimum wage.

You shouldn't like be frying an hour worth of nuggets at Mcdonald's and only afford half a chicken thigh at Whole Foods. That's messed up.

And don't get me wrong, I'm all about like animal rights; I'm all about like free-range animal.

But I still live in a one-bedroom apartment with two roommates.

I'm not even a free-range human being. Ok?

I don't need to eat a chicken that lived better than I did.

The chickens are on 20 acres of Napa; I'm in 200 square foot in Pacoima.

It's messed up, bullshit.

'Cause this is how they try to sell you on the chicken like Foster Pharmacy, this corporate company.

They're like the happier the chicken, the better it tastes right.

It's bullshit.

Don't listen to that.

I want to eat the most miserable chicken possible.

So I don't feel bad killing a happy chicken.

I want to eat the chicken that's borderline suicidal, you know?

Just lost his custody battle, getting divorced and shit.

It's gonna kill itself anyways, I'm just doing it a favor.

Like the Dr. Kevorkian of chickens.

And just to rob you further. right?

Just to rob you further, these grocery stores, they force you to donate money, you know what I'm talking about?

It's a public shaming is what it is.

As you checking out your groceries, the cashier lady, she's like, "Sir, today with you purchases, do you like to also donate a dollar to the Save the Children Foundation?"

I'm like, "Look bitch, all I got is four packs of ramen noodles, man."

"What the fuck do you want from me? Somebody should give me a dollar, OK?"

I just use coupons and my EBT card.

It's messed up.

Somebody behind me in line was like, "Oh my God, that Asian chick is really mad. Wow, better be careful."