Oh! Did you not need us here for this?

No.

We'll be in the kitchen.

Pretending not to listen.

The truth is, well, Matt and I just started dating.

And Steve, I was gonna tell you, but then you kissed me...

And then I was gonna tell Matt that I kissed Steve, but then Matt, you kissed me.

And well, Steve, you saw.

So as you can see, I am completely innocent in all of this.

Okay, thanks for stopping by.

Wait, DJ

I have like real feelings for you.

Ohh, and I have realer feelings for you.

The past 6 weeks have been great.

Oh 6 weeks? We go back 25 years...

Ha, checkmate... your move.

Man, there is no move after checkmate.

That was my point exactly...

Guys, you are both great.

But it was just a week ago that I decided I was ready to go on a first date.

My first date in 15 years.

And now I have 2 amazing men that wanna date me, and I like them both...

And I am so confused.

How can you be confused, after the kiss that we had?

Oh please.. That crowd-induced JumboTron pity kiss? Come on.

No. I am talking about our first kiss.

I'll see you monday.

Okay.

Monday it is...

DJ, wait!

That's a kiss.

DJ, how could you do this to me?

Well, I wasn't doing it to you.

Oh that was nothing, alright, you wanna see some real romance?

Watch this.

I love you.

I love you too.

Aw, we were in love.

You were in high school.

Wow, Steve you hair was great.

Our kids would have that hair.

Not for long...

What are you two doing here?

Sorry, we'll go back in the kitchen.

DJ, what do you wanna do?

Please don't put any pressure on me, I am not ready to make any big decisions.

Well, look, I am not interested in being in some kind of competition.

I agree.

I'm out.

Okay, if he is out, I am totally back in.

Then I'm back in too!

Can we have dinner next week?

Yeah, sure.

Can we go out too?

Yeah, I guess so.

Okay, great.. Great so.. I'll see you soon.

And I'll see you sooner.

Do you see my problem? You are both great kissers.

I was not impressed.

Not impressed at all.

I wasn't even trying!

DJ Fuller... Dating two guys at once.

How did this happen?

Simple!

You're a floozy.