I can't wait to see the new iphone you guys made.

我迫不及待地想看看你們製作的新 iPhone。

All right.

好的

See you there also.

到時見。

I got it, dude.

我知道了，夥計。

I can't wait to see what you did this year.

我迫不及待地想看看你今年都做了些什麼。

You must have knocked out the park.

你一定是把公園給毀了。

W what do you mean?

W 什麼意思？

Are, aren't you doing this one?

你不做這個嗎？

What?

什麼？

Wait this year, I thought it was.

等今年，我以為是

You.

你

Do you have a new iphone?

你有新的蘋果手機嗎？

Neither of us made the new iphone.

我們都沒有製造新的蘋果手機。

We don't have a new iphone.

我們沒有新的蘋果手機。

Do we, we can figure it out.

我們能解決嗎？

We got 12 hours.

我們有 12 個小時。

We're fine.

我們很好

What we forget.

我們忘記了什麼？

But then I was like a year ago.

不過，我好像是在一年前。

You had one job.

你只有一份工作

I told you to set a reminder, reminder, make new iphone today.

我告訴過你要設置一個提醒，提醒，今天做一部新的蘋果手機。

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, we'll be fine.

不，不，不，不，不，不，不，不，我們會沒事的。

We'll make something up.

我們會想出辦法的。

Don't never know.

不知道。

I'm so dead battery.

我的電池沒電了

Make it last a bit longer.

讓它持續得久一點。

You used that same excuse, seven years ago.

七年前，你也用過同樣的藉口。

Add one more camera then step.

然後再增加一個攝像頭。

So you did that.

你做到了

The screen say it's, it's liquid red at this place.

螢幕上說，這裡是紅色液體。

It has been for years.

多年來一直如此。

And uh how does that make you feel good.

這讓你感覺如何？

Oh, yeah, totally.

哦，是的，完全正確。

We'll get, we'll get you.

我們會抓住你的。

Uh it's gonna be great.

會很棒的

It's gonna be absolutely fantastic.

一定會非常棒的

What about your notes?

你的筆記呢？

Check your notes out.

檢查你的筆記。

Do you use the notes app on?

您使用筆記應用程序嗎？

What are you people love that stuff?

你們這些人怎麼會喜歡這種東西？

Can we add something to Siri?

我們能為 Siri 添加一些功能嗎？

Yeah.

是啊

Yeah.

是啊

Our new chip does improve the processing speed.

我們的新芯片確實提高了處理速度。

It doesn't make Siri good.

這並不能讓 Siri 變得優秀。

It's just bad faster.

只是速度更快了。

I don't understand what you mean.

我不明白你的意思。

Yeah.

是啊

What about Android?

安卓系統呢？

Can we just copy what they're doing?

我們能不能照搬他們的做法？

Making better phone?

製作更好的手機？

What the hell is even that?

這到底是什麼東西？

People love that?

人們喜歡嗎？

They get graphic here.

它們在這裡變得生動起來。

What so people can play Candy Crush.

這樣人們就可以玩 Candy Crush 了。

Four K people won't play console games on mobile man.

四千人不會在手機上玩主機遊戲

The generate me 10 ideas to make the iphone 15 better.

產生我的 10 個想法，讓 iPhone 15 變得更好。

I'm not chat GPT.

我不聊 GPT。

Also here are some links I found about.

以下是我找到的一些相關鏈接。

And what did we do last year?

我們去年做了什麼？

You just copy last year's homework about 10 years ago.

你只是抄襲了 10 年前去年的作業。

They could take photos.

他們可以拍照。

It's 2023.

現在是 2023 年。

My poster can take photos.

我的海報可以拍照。

Uh The guy said whoever is at the guest parking spot do it.

那人說，誰在客人停車位，誰就去做。

We'll get you.

我們會抓到你的

Absolutely.

當然可以。

That's gonna be great.

那一定很棒

They're gonna love it.

他們會喜歡的

They're gonna every everyone's gonna love it.

每個人都會喜歡的

Oh, I got it.

哦，我知道了。

Make it out of Titanium.

用鈦製造

Why?

為什麼？

No idea.

不知道。

Makes a cool poster.

海報很酷

The tech team had you, you know that switch thing on the, on the side of iphones for silence.

技術團隊讓你，你知道蘋果手機邊上的那個開關嗎？

Yep.

是的。

Make it a button, a button that can do anything like it's customizable.

讓它成為一個按鈕，一個可以做任何事情的按鈕，就像它是可定製的一樣。

Anything one button press and you can play the 10 hour version of death.

只需按下一個按鈕，您就可以玩 10 小時版的死亡遊戲。

But yes, with this button, you can now butt dial a delivery 10 piece Chicken mcnugget every time you sit down.

是的，有了這個按鈕，你現在每次坐下來都可以撥通外賣電話，吃上 10 塊炸雞塊。

That's the best idea we've had in years you can do whatever you want.

這是我們多年來最好的主意，你可以做任何你想做的事。

Right.

對

What have the testers been using it for?

測試人員用它來做什麼？

They mapped it to the silence button.

他們將其映射到了靜音按鈕上。

What if we take last year and just write 15 on the box?

如果我們以去年為例，只在盒子上寫 15 會怎麼樣？

We can just say it's recycled and it's from last year that didn't sell.

我們可以說這是回收的，是去年沒賣出去的。

That is the dumbest introducing Apple 15.

這是對蘋果 15 的最愚蠢的介紹。

You'll buy it anyway.

你還是會買的。

Disclaimer Apple.

免責聲明 蘋果公司。

This is a joke.

這簡直是個笑話。

Please answer me.

請回答我。

Actually shot on an iphone and go.

其實是用 iphone 拍的，然後就走了。

I'm so dead.

我死定了

Right.

對

Was what we didn't roll camera?

我們沒有拍攝的東西是攝影機嗎？

Oh my God.

我的天啊