Too many crazy people, too many weirdos.

One time I went to this dive bar in a military town, San Diego, big military town.

I love my military.

Ok?

But I think sometimes, yeah, yeah, but I think sometimes military people get a little too passionate, you know.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Exactly my point right there.

Thank you.

I love military but they're just too passionate.

Like I was at a dive bar.

This one military brother came up to me.

He was just like, "Hey man, I want to buy you a drink."

I'm like, "No, no, thank you. I can, I can buy my own drink. Thank you."

He was like, "No, I wanna buy you a drink."

So at this point, I thought either he wanted to take a selfie or he wanted to fuck me.

So I'm like, "No, sir, I think I can buy my own drink."

And then he started telling me his whole life story.

He's like, "You don't understand.

I want to buy you a drink because I was stationed in Okinawa for four years and you guys have been nothing but nice to me."

I'm like, "You guys? You guys? Okinawa's in Japan. I'm Chinese, sir."

And he's like, "It doesn't matter, man. It doesn't even matter."

I'm like, "Sir, I think it does matter, alright?

I'm pretty sure the only reason you were stationed in Japan was to keep an eye out on Chinese people like me. It does matter."

He was like, "It doesn't even matter, man.

I still love Pat Thai. Ok?"

Maybe that guy run into BTS on his next door. Who knows?

My point of saying all of this is Asian people we don't all look alike.

We don't all sound alike, you know, we don't even we don't do anything alike.

We're just people, you know, right?

Like everybody's different.

Thank you white lady.

Thank you.

Thank you, one white lady.

Appreciate it.

Thank you.

She teaches (at) Magnet school down the street, a lot of Asian students.

So tonight I want to offer you guys an advanced lesson on how to tell Asian people apart.

OK?

Yeah, that's right.

I'm so good at telling Asian people apart.

I don't even need to look at you.

I can tell you what kind of Asian somebody is by the sound they make when they're disappointed.

'Cause disappointment is our strongest emotion.

Whenever you get disappointed, our ancestor just comes out and you can't hide that, you know?

Like for example, I'm Chinese, I know Chinese people very well. Ok?

When Chinese people get disappointed, we're just disgusted.

We don't even want to look at you.

When you disappoint a Chinese person, they just like.

Like they just walked into a smoky room and they gotta clear it just like.

See that's Chinese people.

Japanese people. When Japanese people get disappointed, they just want to know why; they ask you a question.

When a Japanese person gets disappointed, they just like.

And that's it.

You then go to disappoint a Korean person; I wouldn't recommend that.

'Cause Korean brother might fuck you up. Ok?

Korean people are intense.

They're ready to fight, but they're my favorite type of people because they're very emotionally honest.

A Korean person will let you know when they're disappointed, they're real guttural with it.

You know what I mean?

When you disappoint a Korean person, they're like.

But they're still very Asian, so they still real polite.

They'll thank you and they're like.