Taiwanese people are not Chinese.

Originally, we were from China 200 years ago, but we left because they're super loud.

And it's also a communist country and we left because we felt constricted under communism.

But some people know that about Taiwan and after the show people come jab me, they'll be like, "Oh, isn't Taiwan just part of China still though?"

I didn't know how to answer him.

So I was just like, "Well, aren't you just part of your dad's ballsack still though?"

I was like, "Your answer's made same as mine."

He's like, "Yeah, kinda."

"But you left because you felt constricted."

Communism, communism.

Taiwanese people are not Chinese, but that's the thing.

But you guys can't tell us apart.

You guys will go to the mall, look at the Chinese loud and then look at me over here and go, "Oh, look at these Asians."

I'm just like, "Oh, no, no, no. Those are those, these are these."

Don't clump us together. We're different.

I'm kidding. I don't ever think any ethnicity is better or worse.

I believe that we're all human and we're all equal. Right?

Yeah, but we also all know and remember that made in Taiwan stuff was always better than made in China stuff.

We can all agree on that.

But sometimes we judge and when we judge it backfires because we don't wanna get hurt.

But then we try to judge it backfires.

I was in San Diego at a buffet.

I was in a line, super long line.

I was almost to the front.

I'm getting hangry and, it's America, so it was mostly white people.

But this Asian lady, I don't know her.

She came next to me for like two seconds and then she cuts right in front of me.

I was like, "This old snake is trying to play the family card."

I was like, "Did you just use my face for your advantage?"

But then I was like, "Jason, she's Asian, she's our own, just let her do it."

But then my other half was like, "But dude, she cuts and she's probably Chinese."

I was like don't be prejudiced.

And then I was like, "Where are you from?"

She said, "Taiwan."

I was like, "Damn, it. We are Chinese."

One thing I hate though about visiting in big cities in Asia is that there's absolutely no personal space.

There's so much more personal space here.

Yeah, people here complaining.

When you wait in line any big cities in it, this is how close some random guy will get behind you right there.

Just breathing in your neck like on one piggyback ride from a grown man.

And this is what pisses me off sometimes.

There'll be nobody behind this guy. It's just him.

And they get curious, "What are you getting?"

"Uh, uncomfortable, sir."

I feel your car keys in my ignition. I don't, I don't like that.

If I'm standing right in front of you and I smell your lunch from behind me, you're too close, sir.

Like your breath can't travel forward and make a U-turn. I don't like that.

Why are you spooning me at a grocery store?