And every new idea that comes out of there, they adopt it immediately and I'm a little more conservative.

Like the new one is any man that says they're a woman, immediately, you must address them as a woman.

And I'm progressive.

I'm like, all right, but they should have to pass a test first.

Because women have skills men don't have.

You can't just say I'm a woman.

Do something a woman can do, then I'll believe you. Right?

Can you break into my iphone and the time I go to the bathroom and come back to the dinner table?

Just something basic.

Can you be totally starving but have no idea what you want to eat?

Some of you know what I'm talking about.

Can you turn a compliment into an argument?

That's what I want to know.

It's like, "Babe, you look beautiful tonight."

"So I didn't look beautiful last night."

You're good.

You are good.

"You look so photogenic."

"So I don't look beautiful in real life?"

Actually, I believe there's so many things women can do better than guys.

Women can do things like here's one example that I was at the mall with my nephew, babysitting him.

I'm just walking to the mall and a woman I didn't know pulled up a knee.

She goes, "Is that your son?"

I go, "No, it's my nephew."

And she, she without any hesitation, she says, "He is adorable."

"What's your name? You are so cute."

"Marcus. When you turn 18, I'm coming back for you. You're a little heartbreaker."

"Save him for me. He's so cute."

And she walked away, went back to shopping.

I challenge any man in this room.

Any guy, go to the mall, just approach a woman you don't know.

"Is that your niece? Can I have a word with her, please?"

"Wow. When you turn 18, I'm coming back for you."

"Save her for me. That's a good one."

You don't get to walk out of the mall.

They escort you out of the mall.

"I was just talking to kids."

"That's right. R. Kelly. Tell it to the judge. Tell it to the judge."

There's things women could do.

How about it's Valentine's Day or maybe your girl misses you and she sends you a romantic picture.

You're like, whoa, you're excited.

Maybe it's been a long day at work.

Oh, can't wait to get home. She misses me.

Women can send those romantic pictures.

But men, if you send a picture of you laying in the beach, rolling around in the sand, bending over in a speedo.

"When are you coming home, babe?"

You're not gonna get a positive reaction.

A lot of guys are getting busted for taking those romantic pictures.

Here's what I do.

I turn this show into a TED talk.

I teach men how to take the best, most seductive picture for the women in this room.

Here's what you do, guys.

Go home, get in the closet and put all your clothes on. Your best clothes, don't take anything off.

Put on your dress shoes, dress socks, dress pants, belt, shirt, tie, suit coat, briefcase.

Make it look like you're going to work.

If you really want to turn her on, let your 401k dangle out of the front of the briefcase.

Just a little tip, just a little tip.