No, no, don't, please.

Look, I've been waiting for like forever to go out with Lorraine.

Just calm down. - Calm down? Calm down?

You set me up with a woman I've dumped twice in the last five months. - Hey!

Can you stop yelling? You're making me nervous and--

I can't go when I'm nervous.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you're right.

Come on! Do it, do it, do it, come on!

Hey, this is a little extra something for, you know, always being there for me.

Wow, I don't know what to say.

Wow, I don't know what to say.

What do you say? - I don't know.

It's a bracelet. - Isn't it?

And it's a graved too, check it out.

"To my best bud."

Thanks, best bud!

Put it on.

Oh, now?

No, no, I think something this nice should be saved for a special occasion.

Oh, no, no, that's the beauty part, it goes with everything.

You put this on, you're good to go.

Oh, man!

You are so wearing that bracelet.

I so am.

Oh, you have any idea what this will do for your sex life?

Well, it'll probably slow it down at first, but once I get used to the extra weight, I'll be back on track.

So you want me to help you unpack your stuff?

Nah, nah, I'm okay.

Oh, and just so you know, I'm not moving back in because I have to.

I mean, I do have to but--

It's just that that place, it wasn't really--

I mean, this is--

Welcome home, man.

A little foos? - Absolutely!

What happened to the foosball?

Ah, that's a cantelope.

Okay, buddy boy, here it is.

You hide my clothes, I'm wearing everything you own.

Oh, my God!

That is so not the opposite of taking somebody's underwear!

Look at me, I'm Chandler!

Could I be wearing any more clothes?

Anyway, I gotta go change.

I'm a meeting some of the cast for drinks.

Excuse me?

What?

I stayed home from work today while you were at rehearsal so somebody could be here with our chick.

Hey, who was up from two o'clock this morning until five o'clock this morning trying to get her back to sleep?

You don't think I get up when you get up?

Oh, here it comes. - Yes, here it comes!

I'm stuck here all day.

And then you come in and spend two seconds with us, and then expect to go off gallivanting with your friends?

Well, I don't think so, mister!

Hey, Rach, can I borrow your eyelash curler? I think I lost mine. - Yeah, it's in the back.

Oh!

Oh!

Joey, can I talk to you for a second?

Ooh!

Joey, I need to talk to you.

Oh, oh, oh, oh!

Oh, oh, oh, oh!

Yes.

Yes.

You and you?

Yes, but you cannot tell anyone, no one knows.

How?

When?

It happened in London. - In London?

The reason we didn't tell anyone was because we didn't wanna make a big deal out of it.

But it is a big deal!

I have to tell someone. - No, no, no, no, no!

You can't. - Please, please!

We just don't wanna deal with telling everyone, okay?

Please, just promise you won't tell.

All right!

Man, this is unbelievable!

I mean, it's great, but--

I know, it's great.

Aw, I don't wanna see that!

You're upset because you think I chose Ross over you!

No!

I knew you could take care of yourself, you know?

I mean, Ross, he needs help.

He's not street like us.

When it comes down to it, you would risk your life for Ross before you would for me.

That's the bottom line.

No, not exactly.

All right, look, I wasn't trying to save Ross. Okay?

My sandwich was next to Ross. All right?

I was trying to save my sandwich.

From a bullet?

I know it doesn't make much sense.

Much sense?

Look, Chandler, it was instinct, okay?

I just went for it!

So you risked your life for a sandwich?

I know it sounds crazy, but Chandler, this is the greatest sandwich in the world!

So you didn't choose Ross before me.

No!

I would never do that!

You're like my brother!

Really?

Yeah!

- Please tell me you got the message.

What message?

The actor playing Mac couldn't do it.

They needed to see you at two o'clock.

What?

It's six o'clock!

I wrote it on the board!

I wrote it on the board then I went all over New York City looking for you.

I went to Ross's, I went to the coffee house, I went to any place that they made sandwiches.

I can't believe this, Chandler!

Sorry, I don't know what to say.

Well, you might say, "Congratulations."

I saw the board, I went to the audition, I got the part!

Is that supposed to be funny?

I was really worried over here.

Oh, well--

You know, sometimes that fake out thing is just mean.

Oh, wow. Okay, man, I'm sorry.

I did not mean to make you feel bad.

Well, that's good, because you didn't, and I'm incredibly happy for ya!

That's mean!

You really had me going there!

Oh, we could do this all day.

Yeah, you're right.

Okay, look, listen.

Let's talk about what a huge star I'm gonna be.

You are gonna be a huge star.

I'm gonna hug ya! - You hug me.

All right!

We are gathered here today to join this man and this woman in the bonds of holy matrimony.

I've known Monica and Chandler for a long time and I cannot imagine two people more perfect for each other.

And now, as I've left my notes in my dressing room, we shall proceed to the vows.

I miss this.

I don't think we've actually done this before.

No, no, I miss hanging out with you.

We still hang out. - Not like we used to.

Remember you and me used to be inseparable.

And now, it's like, things are different.

Well, you know, things are different.

I'm married now. - Yeah, sure.

And hey, don't get me wrong, I am so happy for you guys.

But I just, I miss hanging out just us, you know?

Yeah, I miss that, too.

I'll tell you what. From now on, we'll make time to hang out with each other.

You got it!

Come here.

Yeah, I'm gonna be a junior copywriter.

Oh, my God! - Congratulations!

Oh, sweetie, I'm so proud of you!

Does that mean I get the good loving tonight?

You bet!

No TV or anything!

Hey, that is so great about the job!

Thanks, man. - And I'd like to think I had a little something to do with it.

Really? Why?

Well, before with the wishbone, I didn't wish we would win the lottery.

I wished you'd get the job.

Oh, yeah?

Listen, don't tell Monica, she'll rip your heart right out.

Oh, yeah.

Now that you're okay with the house, do you wanna go see your room?

What?

I get my own room?

You don't think we'd buy a house and not have a Joey room, do ya?

Oh, my God!

Oh!

Can I have an aquarium, and a sex swing?

- No. - No.

Why not? I'll keep the tank clean.

I'm gonna miss these little guys.

It was nice having birds around again.

Hey, you know what?

Maybe we should keep 'em here with you.

What?

Yeah, I mean, we've got a lot going on right now.

And plus, here they'd have their own room.

I could get a goose!

You know, I think you're set with the poultry.

Thanks, man.

Ya hear that you guys? You're gonna get to stay here!

And it's good, you know, 'cause now you have a reason to come visit.

I think there may be another reason.

So--

Awkward hug or lame cool guy handshake?

Lame cool guy handshake.

Ooh, ooh! - Ooh, ooh!