Every culture, every race, every ethnicity is in here.

每種文化、每個種族、每個民族都在這裡。

Hanging out laughing.

掛在外面大笑。

Good time.

美好時光

They don't care.

他們不在乎。

Good time, bro.

好時光，兄弟。

They don't give a shit.

他們根本不在乎。

And we look, I look out into the crowd.

我們望著，我望著人群。

You can't tell us apart.

你無法區分我們。

You can, you know how many Mexicans my mom walks up to and goes Filipino, Mexican.

你可以，你知道有多少墨西哥人，我媽走過去就說菲律賓人，墨西哥人。

Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

對不起，對不起，對不起，對不起。

There's a way you can tell agents apart from other agents.

有一種方法可以讓您將代理商與其他代理商區分開來。

It's by their accent and only if they have accents out of all the Asians.

這要看他們的口音，而且要在所有亞洲人中有口音才行。

Koreans are the easiest because when a Korean person talks, they sound like they've been smoking weed all day.

韓國人是最簡單的，因為韓國人說話時，聽起來就像整天都在抽大麻。

Like right before they talk, you, I broke your heart.

就在他們說話之前，你，我傷了你的心。

Hope, hope will be Arthur Korean.

希望，希望將是亞瑟-高麗。

Sound like Asian ghosts.

聽起來像亞洲鬼魂。

My best friend growing up was Korean.

我成長過程中最好的朋友是韓國人。

I remember the first time I went to his house, his dad yelled from upstairs.

我記得第一次去他家時，他爸爸在樓上大喊大叫。

I thought the fucking house was haunted.

我還以為這該死的房子鬧鬼呢

Swear to God, right?

對天發誓，對嗎？

When I walked in.

當我走進去的時候

Oh God.

哦，上帝啊

Oh God, I was like, what the fuck was that?

天啊，我當時就想，那是什麼鬼東西？

It's my dad just wants to know if you're hungry.

我爸爸只是想知道你餓不餓。

You can do that with any Asian Vietnamese.

任何亞洲越南人都能做到這一點。

What?

什麼？

I haven't even done anything yet Vietnamese.

我還什麼都沒做呢，越南人。

I love Vietnamese people.

我喜歡越南人。

You're my, I love you.

你是我的，我愛你

You're the smallest of the Asians.

你是亞洲人中最小的。

You're smaller.

你變小了。

But I will tell you this, don't fuck with Vietnamese people.

但我要告訴你，別惹越南人。

They will fight anybody.

他們會與任何人戰鬥。

Those little fuckers will fight and they don't give a shit.

那些小混蛋會打架，他們根本不在乎。

I don't care how strong you are, they will fight you.

我不管你有多強，他們都會和你戰鬥。

They will run up to you and say shit.

他們會跑過來跟你說廢話。

That's their little feet.

那是他們的小腳丫。

I had one run up to me at the end of the show.

演出結束時，有一個人跑到我面前。

Hey, dude, what you say to me like that dude, big stuff.

嘿，老兄，你對我說的那些話，可是大事。

This, they talk real bad, you know, they talk that fast, they talk like that real bad like that.

他們說話很難聽，你知道，他們說得那麼快，那麼難聽。

What you say to me like that dude, they talk real bad like that dude, Koreans sound like they've been smoking weed all day.

你對我說的話就像那個傢伙一樣，他們說話就像那個傢伙一樣難聽，韓國人聽起來就像整天抽大麻一樣。

Vietnamese people sound like they've been doing cocaine their whole life.

越南人聽起來就像一輩子都在吸可卡因。

Hey, why you say to me like that though?

嘿，你為什麼這麼說我？

Don't you talk to me like that dude?

別用這種口氣跟我說話，老兄？

What you say to me like that?

你這樣對我說什麼？

We put a period after every word that comes out, hey, do what you don't mean?

我們在每一個詞後面都加上句號，嘿，你不是故意的吧？

Like that Vietnamese people go real high, they go real high like they got Vietnamese people sound like they're in a car far away and they drive by you real fast when they're talking to you like, hey, I don't mean like that.

就像越南人很嗨，他們很嗨，就像越南人聽起來就像在一輛很遠的車裡，當他們和你說話的時候，他們會從你身邊快速駛過，就像，嘿，我不是那個意思。

Don't say that.

別這麼說

They say that shit again, man.

他們又在說胡話了

Get out of the car and for this Japanese, what oh, Japanese.

下車，為了這個日本人，什麼哦，日本人。

Only if they have accents.

除非他們有口音。

You can tell us apart.

你可以把我們區分開來。

Japanese very distinct when a Japanese man talks, it come from the era this way.

日本人說話的方式非常獨特，來自於這個時代。

Japanese man fuck quite Japanese Japanese woman.

日本男人操日本女人

Doesn't matter if she's 12 years old or 75 years old, they always sound 12 years old.

不管她是 12 歲還是 75 歲，聽起來總是 12 歲。

That's why no one watches Japanese porn.

這就是為什麼沒人看日本色情片的原因。

No one watches Japanese porn.

沒人看日本色情片。

You know how annoying that shit is to watch.

你知道那玩意兒看了有多煩人。

Ha ha ha ha ha.

哈哈哈哈

All right.

好的

Let's go to, uh, oh, ok.

讓我們去，呃，哦，好吧。

What?

什麼？

To her, to her, uh, uh, in my.

給她，給她，呃，呃，在我的。