Land of beauty and home to countless vanishing wonders, affordable housing, the green belt, the news, honest prices, honesty in general and of course trees that aren't on fucking fire.

It's also home to an array of dangerous parasites.

A message from the government of Canada.

Hello.

You probably know us as the peaceful, polite nature, loving country with the woke babe PM.

And the friendly horsey police said actually, as Bay said, Canada is a major oil and gas producing company at country.

And if you get between us and the oil and gas, we'll politely kick your fucking door in breaking down the door.

Any questions good.

Now please rise for our national anthem to as you know, we're experiencing the worst fires in our history, but rest assured we're searching for the arsonists and when we find them, we'll give them billions in subsidies.

We know who they are.

Some of us even work for them.

What's that?

You thought our job was to keep Canadians safe?

Oh, sweetie.

Our job is to keep them safe from Canadian.

Our prime marketer doesn't even try to hide it like that time he declared a climate emergency.

And then approved an oil pipeline the very next day.

Cool and normal.

A message from the government of British Columbia.

Visit BC home to Y another pipeline.

Introducing the coastal gas line if completed, it'll carry fracked gas from the moy play to the coast so that a bunch of foreign companies can export it and make a lot of the Chin.

Don't worry BC will earn billions in revenue too which once you subtract the billions of subsidies, we gave those guys to build, it comes to approximately, is it safe?

Of course not.

Here's a destroyed wetland because going around it would have cost a bit more.

Here's a salmon stream nuked by a landslide and here's our regulator giving zero fucks because it's been captured by the gas industry.

Will it cause emissions?

Put it this way?

This is the tar sands and this is the mon play.

Canada's largest carbon bomb.

Are we insane?

That's why we've already approved three more pipelines here.

Once coastal gas link is completed, the only thing standing in the way of this massive fuck you to every living thing on the planet is a sovereign first nation that has the temerity to still exist.

The wet Sowetan, they've told coastal gas link to piss off because this is their yin, their land, which is completely and utterly a true according to our own Supreme court.

But don't worry Bay is committed to reconciliation unless it clashes with his holidays.

Of course, and nothing says reconciliation, like raids, constant surveillance, harassment and threats, relax.

It's not like we're waging a war on the wet Sowetan.

We've outsourced that role to a message from the US Army.

Did you know that before serving as CIA director and getting his ass fired for boning as biographer, this four star army general wrote our field manual for how to wage war on local populations.

We used it in Iraq and Afghanistan.

So when this Wall Street firm which owns coastal gas link, hired Dave to run their internal CIA, he said, hey, I'm a massive piece of shit.

Let's use those same tactics against this peaceful sovereign nation, defending its lands, tactics like buying off band councils to get their consent.

Said money is ammunition, delegitimizing those who can't be bought off props to be's court for helping with that.

And most importantly, get local forces to do the fighting to put a friendly face on a foreign campaign and who better than Canada's friendly horsey police except now they look like this, meet their commander whose previous job was running similar ops in Afghanistan under General Petraeus and lastly kicking in their door and dragging people off their land.

By the way, no conflict of interest for the motes pension fund, having millions invested in this pipeline.

And that's how you make Canadians subsidize a pipeline through unseated indigenous territory in the midst of a climate emergency.

All for the profit of foreign corporations and a wall street warlord Canada.

Enjoy your visit and remember you too can support this shit fuckery by continuing to do business with these banks who are funding it, whatever you do don't support the wet.

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