Eminem pieces of advice for the kids knows a lot about life, had a great deal of success. Who would know more about pieces of advice for kids in Eminem?

And now to present tonight's top 10 list.

Please welcome rapper, producer and actor, Eminem.

Thank you very much.

Thank you for being here.

Thanks for having me.

Here we go, Eminem pieces of advice for the kids.

Number 10.

Keep it real.

That's right. Keep it real.

Number nine.

No one's ever regretted a tattoo.

That's right.

Number eight.

With foreign markets volatile, now's a good time to invest in bonds.

I think he's right.

I think he's right.

Number seven.

Go see Toy Story 3 -- The toys are back in town.

Number six.

Always purchase music through authorized retailers that pay royalties to the artist.

Number five.

Don't get mixed up with drugs, gangs or oil executives.

Good advice.

Number four.

Remember the magic words: 'please,' 'thank you,' and 'step off bitch.'

Number three.

Money doesn't buy happines -- It buys crazy-ass happiness.

Number two.

If I sign something for you and I see it on eBay, when you go home, I'm gonna be under your bed.

And the number one Eminem piece of advice for the kids.

Don't waste your time watching this show.