Christmas who?

What! I can't believe ya'll haven't heard about... Christmas.

Tell me more about this... Christmas.

And so Sandy wove a magical tale of gumdrops and penny-whistles.

But best of all… Santa Claus.

And everyone pretends to like the fruitcake.

Yawn.

But the best part is you can write a letter to this guy and tell him what and when he comes, he brings it to you.

Dear, Santa...

What do I want for Christmas, you may ask?

All I want is for you to visit the gentle folk here in Bikini Bottom.

That is my wish.

Patrick, I designed this mechanism specifically to shoot bottles to the surface.

Fire in the hole!

Santa!

And what did you wish for, little girl?

Front teeth.

I need a new hairstyle.

Well, that's the last letter.

Wait! Squidward hasn't written his letter yet.

Squidward, hurry!

I'm not writing a letter to a figment of your imagination!

I don't believe in Santa Claus!

Come on Squidward, don't be a party-pooper!

♪ Oh, Santa's coming tonight, tonight Santa's coming tonight ♪

♪ Santa's coming tonight, tonight Santa's coming tonight ♪

Santa's coming tonight, tonight...

Santa's coming tonight...

Hey! Where's Santa?

Uh, he should be here any minute.

Hey guys! Where's your Christmas spirit?

He's just running late.

Wait! Oh, I see a great Christmas photo-op.

Aww!

Our first Christmas!

This is a stupid holiday!

I still want you to have this.

What? What's this?

I made it for you so you wouldn't feel left out when…

Santa came.

Oh gee, you know I... - You're welcome.

It's probably a jellyfish net or an old Krabby Patty.

Or his favorite underpants.

Present, ha!

What?

It's even got my name on it.

What's this?

I feel like a…

Big jerk! What have I done to poor SpongeBob?

Uh, hey SpongeBob, uh…

I better get this stuff off of Squid's place.

Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!

Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!

Ah! Santa!

Thank you for bringing Christmas to Bikini Bottom.

I didn't bring Christmas to Bikini Bottom, SpongeBob.

You did.

I did?

Do you have a present for me, Santa?

- Uh, well. - He made my Christmas wish come true.

He won't let you down.

Uh, right. Just a second.

There's got to be something around here. Think, think, think!

Ah, perfect! Here you go little girl.

Ho, ho, ho!

Think fast, Santa.

A bowl of mashed potatoes for you.

Thank you, Santa! This is just what I wanted…

A new hairstyle.

Thank you, Santa!

What was I thinking?

I gave away all of my stuff just so SpongeBob wouldn't be sad.

You might as well take the door.

Eh? What's this?

Dear Squidward, thanks for all your help.

You've been a real good boy this year.

Warm regards, Santa Claus.

Ho, ho, ho, ho!

Ho, ho, ho!

Ho, ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas!

Yep, I'm insane.

Merry Christmas! Ho, ho, ho!