I see a lot of people out here in the streets they want to come up to me, but they're not really sure.

There's a lot of debate amongst their friends, they're like, "Hey, man, are you sure that's him?

If we go up there we got to be sure, because if we go up there and it's not him, we're going to look super racist.

Are you sure that's not Ken Jeong?

I don't know, he looks kind of like Ali Wong, I don't know."

And they come up to me is always like the first thing they say like, "Hey, hey, man, aren't you that dude Jian Yang from that show Silicon Valley?

And I was like, "Yeah, thanks." I'm like, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, thank you, thank you, I appreciate that. Yeah, I am."

And they're like, "Oh, shit, I didn't even know you speak english in real life."

I'm like, "It's called acting, motherfucker.

Like did you really think Matt Damon was Chinese? Like, what's wrong with you?"

I don't know what the disconnect is.

Like if a white actor does a british accent, he's a thespian; he wins an Oscar.

If I do a Chinese accent, I'm automatically from the old country.

Representation matters, man.

A lot of Asian people coming up to me very proud, very nice.

They're like, "Jimmy, thank you for representing the Asians, man."

I'm like, "Hey, you're welcome. But you do understand it's not really a choice, right?"

Like when you wake up Asian, you can only represent Asians.

I couldn't just wake up one day like, "Fck it, I'm representing Nigerians today."

I'm very proud to represent the Asians, but the same time there's so much pressure.

Like nobody ever went up to Matt Damon and be like, "Hey, Matt, thanks for representing the whites."   

Sounds weird, that's like a different conversation for some reason, you know.

If somebody came up to me like, "Hey, Jimmy, I'm representing for the whites."

I would leave that town immediately and never come back.

So much pressure to represent. I got to be a good Asian everywhere now. I got a tip everywhere I go.

That was one of the major advantages of being Asian, is I can just pretend I don't know how to tip.

Y'all know what a Chinese tip is?

Chinese tip, it doesn't matter how big your bill is, you tip two dollars. That's a Chinese tip.

That's Chinese tip, man.

Now I gotta tip 20% everywhere.

I got to give every Uber driver a five-star rating just so I can be a good representative.

Everywhere I go, I gotta represent, even day-to-day shit, even the bedroom, I gotta represent.

After I hooked up with this one girl this is what she said to me,

She was like, "Jimmy, I don't know how to tell you this, but you're the first Asian guy I've ever been with."

I'm like, "Okay, what do you want? A fortune cookie?"

Like what do you want? She acts like she just unlocked a new character on Street Fighter or some shit.

Why do you feel the need to say that?