It's very nice, very cute.

It's like a little ASMR, you know, it's just really nice.

This Japanese woman wakes up at 6 a.m. every day to make her working husband a bento box.

But I can't ask my venture capitalist girlfriend to make me a bento box.

I'm not an idiot.

I'm a sugar baby.

I know my role.

So instead of asking it directly, I just drop little hints.

Like we'll be sitting on the couch together.

I just pull out my phone and pretend I accidentally stumbled onto this video.

I'm like, "Oh, what is this? Bento boxes? Oh my God. It's so cute. What is that?

Like a rice ball shaped like a panda? Look. Look, look, look.

Wow. So she makes this every day for him?

Wow. She must love him so much."

I thought I was being slick until she came out to one of my shows, and she heard this joke.

And she was really upset man and rightfully so, I was just up here talking shit, right?

We went home, we got into a big fight.

She was like, "Babe, that's bullshit. OK? If you want me to do something, why don't you just ask me directly?

If you really want somebody to make you bento boxes, why don't you just go find a Japanese woman?"

I'm like, "Babe, I'm sorry you feel that way. OK?

But I think you're missing the point.

You don't have to be Japanese to make bento boxes."

That's right.

That's right.

So now I'm making her bento boxes every day. That's how I show my love.