Don't you think that killing three people because we dated for two weeks and broke up is kind of overdoing it?

You wouldn't think that way if you knew how I felt!

The bitter sting of loneliness, the feeling that my blood is pouring out of my heart!

Every day, I am reminded of how you wronged me!

TWO WEEKS, ASHFUR. We dated for TWO WEEKS...THREE years ago.

Why must you remind me so of how you've hurt me?? It will all be over soon..

Have you considered that maybe things like this whole murder-revenge situation are why you CAN'T keep a girlfriend?

That's not true! You left me for...for BRAMBLECLAW!

Have you even seen Brambleclaw? He's huge! He's like the size of a badger, like four hundred pounds of muscle, Ashfur!

He could throw me across a football field

Are you calling me...

A MANLET? Your kits die today.

Hold on, hold on, before you do anything crazy....

I WAS CRAZY ONCE, SQUIRRELFLIGHT. Crazy for you! BUT NOW IT'S ALL OVER.

These aren't even my kits, really, they're just the kids that Leafpool and Yellowfang guilt-tripped me into adopting.

Oh, man, and according to the Warrior Cats Book of Family Relationships, you can't possibly love cats that are unrelated to you.

Dang.

Yeah, these cats that I raised from birth are just completely meaningless to me, haha!!

Ashfur: We're sending some great messages here, aren't we?

Squirrelflight: Weren't you just threatening to kill children?

Well, you're all free to go. Sorry about that! I guess we'll have to get revenge some other time!

Oh, by the way, Hollyleaf, are you doing anything later?

(Chainsaw revving)