Well, you see, young grasshopper. Lionheart can't assign patrols.

Why?

Because Lionheart is just... like that.

[plunk]

Then why didn't Bluestar make you deputy instead?

[awkward silence]

[♪♪♪]

[sound of rain]

Ecuh, my mossbed is all wet.

[moss squishing]

The roof isn't even leaking, how'd it get so wet?

Whatever. Just give me some dry bedding.

[squish]

[blink sound]

Oh, hi, Bluestar.

I think it's time for you to resume your normal apprentice training.

Dustpaw can get her new bedding. [bedding squishes]

DUSTPAW: Aw, man.

TIGERCLAW: You three are going to be assessed in your hunting ability today-

-to see how far you've come in your training.

Graypaw, you'll hunt at the Owl Tree.

[clicks tongue]

TIGERCLAW: Firepaw, you're at the Tallpines.

[blink sound]

TIGERCLAW: And Ravenpaw, you'll hunt at the Snakerocks.

[squeals in fear]

Wait, isn't that the place where the deadly, poisonous snakes live?

[nervously] Yes...

TIGERCLAW: Bluestar, Lionheart, and I will be watching you secretly.

Go!!

Well, see ya later guys!

Good luck, Ravenpaw.

[Ravenpaw groans in fear]

[♪♪♪]

[bushes rustling quietly]

[stops]

[♪♪♪]

[bushes rustling louder]

[squirrel squeaks in alarm]

[growls in annoyance]

Darnit, Graypaw, why are you always--

Wait, Smudge?

Wusty! I found you!

...And you're naked!

Uh, it's Firepaw now.

What are you doing here, Smudge?

I-uh--

-I missed you so much, Wusty!

I saw those wildcats take you away-

-and make you weave me..

SMUDGE: But I want to be together again!

SMUDGE: Like the old days!

I'm not leaving, Smudge. Sorry.

Oh, I know.

That's why I'm weaving my housefolk and becoming a wildcat, just like you!

[collar jingles]

So we can be together.

No, Smudge. You can't.

Why not?

You like being a housecat, Smudge.

Being a warrior takes a lot of hard work-

FIREPAW: -hard work I know you're not up for. But you're a housecat too, Wusty!

But you're a housecat too, Wusty!

And I'll have you know, I'm WAY pointier than you are.

SMUDGE: I could handle it! Please, Wusty!

FIREPAW: No, Smudge...

[♪♪♪]

Smudge, you have to leave. Now! Get out of our territory!

But-

Leave, now!

FINE!!

[Smudge sobbing]

[♪♪♪]

[...]

[♪♪♪]

GRAYPAW: Heya, Firepaw!

Look what Ravenpaw caught!

Whoa, how'd you kill a snake?

I bludgeoned it! With a rock!!

Let's go show it off to Sandpaw and Dustpaw!

Heya bozos, look what Ravenpaw caught!

[smack] DUSTPAW: AGH!

SANDPAW: That's RUDE.

[smack] [Firepaw grunts]

Let's go show Tigerclaw!

Look what I caught, Tigerclaw...!

[unimpressed silence]

Bluestar wants to speak with you, Firepaw.

Uh- okay?

[Ravenpaw crying]

Tigerclaw saw you talking to that housecat.

--I-um-uh--

BLUESTAR: Shush.

Firepaw, do you want to go back to being a housecat?

Of course he does, LOOK at him.

He's round and squishy. He can't be a warrior even if he tried!

TIGERCLAW: "EVEN IF HE TRIED"

"Everyone knows you're squishy, you can't be a warrior!"

"Is that a freakin' cheese puff?"

"I wouldn't have done it if he weren't such a wussy."

"It's true, he is kind of a wussy."

"What did I tell you about talking to living bowling balls?"

"Is that a gross tomato?"

"Is that a fuckin' orange??"

NO!

I WANNA STAY! I AM NOT SQUISHY!

YOU'RE SQUISHY!

[Tigerclaw gasps]

Well, that's good to hear, Firepaw.

You are dimissed.

[Firepaw sniffling squishy tears]

Firepaw, guess what Lionheart told me!

That you're squishy.

No, actually I'm rather pointy!

He told me that you, me, and Ravenpaw are goin' to the Gathering.

Really?

Yeah, let's go rub it in Sandpaw and Dustpaw's stupid faces!

Yeah, I can't believe it's our first Gathering!

[♪♪♪]

So what IS a Gathering?

A Gathering is a night when all four Clans come together and share news!

It takes place every full moon!

There's a truce. No one's allowed to fight when a Gathering takes place!

WHITESTORM: Shush, we're almost there.

Whoahhh...

[♪♪♪]

Let's go.

[smack]

Whoah, there's a lot of cats here-

-oh my god, what are you doing?

GRAYPAW: I'm nervous.

LIONHEART: I'm Lionheart.

[hesitantly] Oh-kay.

Who's the leaders of the other clans?

Oh, I know THAT!

How?

[...]

[...]

GRAYPAW: Over there's Shadowclan's leader, Brokenstar, and his deputy, Blackfoot.

GRAYPAW: And over there's Riverclan's leader, Crookedstar!

FIREPAW: Oh my god!

GRAYPAW: And I guess Windclan's missing.

MOUSEFUR: Hey, why don't you two go and talk with the other Clan apprentices?

LIONHEART: But first, let me tell you the old story about the ancient Warriors that ruled the forest years ago.

There were two clans, Lionclan and Tigerclan.

MOUSEFUR: NO ONE CARES, Lionheart!

LIONHEART: Aw...

GRAYPAW: I care, Lionheart! Keep tellin' the story!!

LIONHEART: Yaeeey!

-Hey. Hey, Runningnose. RUNNINGNOSE: Huh?

[congested sniff]

What's wrong with that apprentice over there?

I dunno, Thunderclan cats are always weird-looking.

[♪♪♪]

So, it's only me, Redtail, and Tigerclaw left,

Tigerclaw told me to run, and then-

*menacing accordion*

*another long fear noise from Ravenpaw, 10/10, would fear again*

Oh, sorry.

*the frickin Tetris theme*

(Russian accent) You nearly doubled me over!

You're very strong young kit.

Really? You don't think I'm squishy?

...You may be squishy now,

But one day, you'll be big, strong, fat cat. Squish your enemies under your massive weight!

They'll be the ones who are squishy then!

We could use strong cats like you in Shadowclan. Here's card.

Let the meeting begin!

Shouldn't we wait till Windclan arrives?

They will not be showing up anytime soon.

I DROVE 'EM OUT!

*Gasp*

I already knew that.

Windclan was clearly weak, weakest out of all four Clans.

Shadowclan has taken their territory rightfully.

And with Shadowclan ever-expanding and our muscles ever-growing, we need more food than other Clans.

So we suggest you give us some of your territory, or you'll meet the same fate as Windclan.

Okay.

What? Crookedstar, you can't be serious!

I don't know, Shadowclan's pretty big. They need a lot of food.

How 'bout you, Bluestar? Agree or perish.

Hmm.

NO, you big bully!

*Thunderclan cheering*

Out of all the leaders, you are the stupidest...

And there're only 3 now.

Speaking of stupid cats, there's a dangerous rogue on the loose.

She's infamous baby-eater.

She smokes early, and she has a horrible golden tooth.

*Thunderclan wonder*

She is dark grey and spikey, and her name rhymes with Mellowmeg.

*Thunderclan wonder*

It is Yellowfang.

*Thunderclan realization*

*Big main character gasp*

-I knew she was trouble! -We left her home with our babies!

-We have to get home quick!

Ohmygodthey'regoingtokillYellowfang.

So?

-They have no proof! We have to prove she's innocent!

-How?

-No time to explain, let's get back to camp to save her!

YELLOWFANG

*Firepaw wheezing painfully*

*he might need a medicine cat*

*blink*

*too bad there are none nearby*

*coughing fit*

-Calm down, kid, what's the matter?

-They think you eat babies,, they're gonna kill you

Well, I guess it's my time to die.

NOoOo

Eluh

Darkstripe, stop it.

But she ate babies-??

Do you really believe everything that Brokenstar says?

Well, she did throw a baby last week-

Shh!!!!!!

Yellowfang remains here as prisoner

until we know for SURE she's the baby eater.

Cats of ThunderClan, Brokenstar is a big asshole,

so we should prepare for a war.

We will all work together to secure the camp and we will double patrols around Shadowclan.

And no one's allowed to leave the camp without a buddy!

I want guidance from StarClan, so I'm going to the moonstone.

I will take, uh...

Ravenpaw, Greypaw, Tigerclaw, and, uh...

Ra- no.

Spot- no n-no.

Uh...

Firepaw!

Nice.

But first, we should all get some sleep.

(i should have picked another video to do my first subtitles for)

(nothing against the masterpiece that is this series, but Brokenstar's accent killed me)

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