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Hey.
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Ross, I know you're pissed at me but we have to talk about this.
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Uh, actually, we don't.
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Fine, okay, fine, but I gotta say technically, I didn't even do anything wrong.
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What? You didn't do anything wrong?
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I said I didn't technically.
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Well, let's put aside the fact that you accidentally picked up my grandmother's ring and you accidentally proposed to Rachel.
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Can I just stop you right there for a second?
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When people do this, I don't really know what that means.
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You were saying?
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And I can even understand that you couldn't tell Rachel but why couldn't you tell me, huh?
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You had all day to, and you didn't.
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I know, I should've, I'm sorry.
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Not using it right, Joe.
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I'm gonna go.
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No, come on, look, Ross, we have to get past this.
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Give me the bag.
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No, no, I don't know what else to do. I said I'm sorry.
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- Joey. - Now you should scream at me or curse me or hit me.
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I'm not going to hit you.
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Why not?
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You'll feel better, I'll feel better. And you know you want to, I can see it in your eyes.
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No, I don't.
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- A little bit. - No.
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- A little bit. - No.
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A little bit more.
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- Give me the bag. - No, hit me.
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- Give me the bag. - Hit me.
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- Joey, give me the bag. - Hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me! - Joe, I'm not kidding.
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You ducked!
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I'm sorry, it was a reflex.
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Oh, my God, this really hurts!
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I couldn't help it. When a fist comes at your face, you duck.
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Look.
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What is the matter with you!
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You were suppose to duck! Why didn't you duck?
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Why don't we talk about this on the way to the hospital?
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Good, good, yeah. Maybe while we're there, they can check your reflexes.
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Oops.
