Are you out of your mind?

You can't go around feeding every bird in the neighborhood!

Get out of here! Go fly south for the winter! Scram!

I don't know, Lucy.

It seems to me a little bird seed is a small price to pay, considering all birds do for us.

They help plants grow by spreading their seeds and eating insects that might harm them.

Besides, feeding them bird seed also keeps them out of your garden.

Here, birdie-birdie! Come and get some tasty bird seed!

I guess I like birds after all.

They seem to like you, too.