TOP 5 ANSWERS ON THE BOARD.

HERE WE GO.

WE ASKED 100 WOMEN, FILL IN THE

BLANK: THE RULES ARE SIMPLE.

IF A MAN CHEATS ON ME, I BLANK

HIM.

TERINA: SHOOT HIM.

STEVE: SHOOT HIM.

[AUDIENCE GASPS AND APPLAUDS]

YOUR HUSBAND'S HERE?

TERINA: HE IS.

HE'S VERY FAITHFUL.

STEVE: HE'S VERY FAITHFUL?

TERINA: VERY.

STEVE: WELL, HELL, YEAH.

[LAUGHTER]

I GUESS HE IS. IT AIN'T THE

FIRST TIME YOU'D A MADE THIS

STATEMENT.

SHOOT HIM.

DEEDEE: LEAVE HIM.

STEVE: LEAVE.

DEEDEE: YEAH.

STEVE: PASS OR PLAY?

MAN: PLAY.

DEEDEE: YOU WANT TO PLAY?

YEAH. WE'RE GONNA PLAY.

STEVE: OK, NOW.

[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

I LOVE HER.

"SO I KILL HIM."

BING!

[IMITATES BUZZER]

KILL HIM.

TERINA: HA HA HA!

STEVE: STOP ALL THAT.

[KISS]

BYE!

[LAUGHTER]

DEEDEE, WHAT DO YOU DO?

DEEDEE: WELL, UM, FOR ALL OF THE

SEVENTIES AND INTO THE EIGHTIES,

I WAS A SECRETARY AT THE

WHISKY A GO GO NIGHTCLUB IN

HOLLYWOOD.

AUDIENCE: OHH!

STEVE: GIRL, DOWN ON SUNSET?

DEEDEE: YES. I WORKED WITH A

LOT OF REALLY WONDERFUL PEOPLE

LIKE STEVIE WONDER AND TOM PETTY

AND BLONDIE.

AUDIENCE: OHH!

DEEDEE: AND I HAD MY 21st

BIRTHDAY WITH LED ZEPPELIN.

AUDIENCE: WOW!

[APPLAUSE]

DEEDEE: YES.

STEVE: MAN, THAT'S COOL, MAN.

DEEDEE: WELL, IT DOES KIND OF

RUN IN WITH WHAT I DO NOW.

STEVE: OK, WHAT IS THAT?

DEEDEE: FOR THE LAST 10 YEARS, I

HAVE BEEN THE DETENTION

SUPERVISOR AT A MIDDLE SCHOOL

FOR THE PUBLIC SCHOOL SYSTEM.

SO YOU SEE, I KNOW HOW TO HANDLE

NAUGHTY BOYS.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

STEVE: THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.

MAN, THAT'S AN INTERESTING

STORY.

DEEDEE: THANK YOU!

STEVE: ALL RIGHT, CHUCK, TALKED

TO 100 WOMEN. FILL IN THE BLANK:

RULES ARE SIMPLE. IF A MAN

CHEATS ON ME, I'LL BLANK HIM.

CHUCK: BEAT HIM.

STEVE: BEAT HIM.

DEEDEE: GOOD ANSWER!

STEVE: ALL RIGHT. HELLO, KASSIE.

KASSIE: HI!

STEVE: FILL IN THE BLANK:

THE RULES ARE SIMPLE. IF A MAN

CHEATS ON ME, I BLANK HIM.

KASSIE: CHEAT ON HIM.

STEVE: I CHEAT ON HIM.

REALLY?

WELL!

I CHEAT ON HIM.

DEEDEE: WHOO!

STEVE: ALL RIGHT, CINDY.

CINDY: HI.

STEVE: FILL IN THE BLANK:

THE RULES ARE SIMPLE. IF A MAN

CHEATS ON ME, I'LL BLANK HIM.

CINDY: I'M GONNA BURN ALL HIS

STUFF.

DEEDEE: WHOA HO HO!

[AUDIENCE CHEERING]

GOOD ANSWER!

CINDY: HA HA HA!

KASSIE: GOOD ANSWER!

IT'S UP THERE.

STEVE: AND BASED ON ALL THE

WOMEN IN HERE, THAT'S A GOOD

ANSWER.

BURN ALL HIS STUFF.

[BUZZER]

AUDIENCE: AWW...

STEVE: ALL RIGHT, WE GOT ONE

ANSWER LEFT. YOU CAN CLEAR THE

BOARD. TALKED TO 100 WOMEN. FILL

IN THE BLANK:

RULES ARE SIMPLE. IF A MAN

CHEATS ON ME, I'LL BLANK HIM.

RACHEL: I SABOTAGE HIM.

AUDIENCE: WHOO!

CINDY: GOOD ANSWER.

STEVE: I SABOTAGE HIM.

[BUZZER]

AUDIENCE: AWW...

STEVE: ALL RIGHT, DEEDEE. ONE

ANSWER LEFT. CLEAR THE BOARD.

BUT WE GOT 2 STRIKES. THE NOA

FAMILY CAN STEAL.

THE RULES ARE SIMPLE. IF A MAN

CHEATS ON ME, I'LL BLANK HIM.

DEEDEE: I FORGIVE HIM.

KASSIE: GOOD ANSWER. GOOD

ANSWER.

STEVE: ALL THE WOMEN IN THE ROOM

WENT...

[LAUGHTER]

I FORGIVE HIM.

[BUZZER]

AUDIENCE: AWW...

[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

STEVE: TALKED TO 100 WOMEN.

FILL IN THE BLANK:

THE RULES ARE SIMPLE. IF A MAN

CHEATS ON ME, I'LL BLANK HIM.

TERINA: BEAT UP THE MISTRESS.

[AUDIENCE GASPS]

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

STEVE: THING I LIKE ABOUT MAMA

TERINA IS, SHE DIDN'T GO TO THE

KIDS FOR THAT ANSWER AT ALL.

[LAUGHTER]

NOW, SHE DONE ALREADY KILLED

HIM. THAT WAS HER FIRST ANSWER.

NOW, SHE WHOOPING SOMEBODY ASS

NOW.

[LAUGHTER]

BEAT UP THE MISTRESS.

[BUZZER]

[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

NUMBER 2.