How do you know I'm not using the facilities?

Because you email me your bathroom schedule once a week even though I've clicked unsubscribe like a thousand times.

So, what's going on?

I don't know.

I looked around the room and I saw all the faces and the presents and it was just too much.

I get that.

Hey, you want to just bring a few people in here?

You know, Wil Wheaton in the bathtub, Batman on the toilet, it'll be like the weirdest Comic Con ever.

I know that you worked hard to put this together.

I'm sorry I'm ruining it.

Oh, please.

You're not ruining it.

Look, at some point, Raj will try to get everyone to do the Electric Slide.

Now that will ruin it.

I don't think I can go back out there.

That's fine.

You know, I hate that your sister and her friends used to torture you.

What I hate even more is if I was there, I would have tortured you too.

Based on this pep talk, I'd say you're still doing it.

My point is, there was a time I never would have been friends with someone like you and now you are one of my favorite people.

So if what you need is to spend your birthday in a bathroom, I'm happy to do it with you.

Everyone will think I'm weird.

Sweetie, you are weird.

Everyone knows you're weird, but they're all still here because they care about you so much.

Hello?

Some of us need to check our hair because we might have a shot with Leonard's mother.