F**k you!

Cassidy, what the f**k is wrong with you?

On today's episode of Brutally Honest, we meet Cassidy, who has a cult-like obsession with Taylor Swift.

Cassidy claims that there's nothing wrong with being a Swiftie and that it's far from a cult.

I agree. It looks way worse.

Cassidy's family opted to send her to Dr. Victor Blaine as a last-ditch effort to help her.

Cassidy, your family told me that you assaulted your grandmother for listening to a Taylor Swift song, but because it wasn't Taylor's Version.

Yeah, because if you don't stream Taylor's Version, she doesn't get the money.

Does she not have enough money?

Um, those jet flights to see Travis aren't free, honey.

Yeah, well, those flights are causing a lot of global warming, so...

Yeah, their love is causing a lot of global warming because it's warming all of our hearts.

That's the stupidest s**t I've ever heard.

Tensions were heightened after Cassidy found out Dr. Blaine's favorite music artist is Kanye West.

If you say Kanye West is better than Taylor one more time, I'm coming over there.

And that wouldn't be fun for you because I'm in my reputation Era.

Nah, I don't think that would be fun for you either.

I'm in my slap-a-b***h era.

Whatever. I'm leaving.

And just so you know, Taylor Swift could buy Kanye West and still have $700 million left for herself.

Mmm, that's not true.

Yes, it is. I have the numbers right here.

Yeah, but I'm pretty sure that was outlawed in 1865.

F**k you guys! F**k all of y'all!

Taylor Swift is a f**king goat!