Hi, sweetie, that's for you.

Hey, Trace. How you doing, girl?

Check it out. - Oh, my.

Girl, I got a sunken tub. You got to see it.

Oh, I got to see this. - All right.

You two have a good time now.

Have fun, have fun.

Dude, I am sorry we're late, man.

Man, it happens, man.

And she talks about how we're supposed to be the car at 6:45, I'm like, "All right."

Uh-oh.

Tell me my dumb ass ain't sitting in the car waiting until 7:15.

Nun-unh.

Okay, when I track my wife down 20 minutes later, she's stepping out the damn shower talking about, "Can I help you?"

See, that's crazy right there.

I looked this woman in the eye, I said, "Bitch, you told me 6:45."

You said that?

Psh, yeah, I said--

"Bitch." Then I laid it out.

But you said, "Bitch," though?

Hmm?

You said, "Bitch"?

Yeah.

You got to see the fireplace downstairs in the living room. - Okay.

Don't play games, man. Just tell me what you're going to tell me.

Exactly, it's like, say what you mean, mean what you say. - Is that so hard?

It's liek last week, man. We going out to dinenr, right?

I'm like, "Where do you want to go?"

She's like, "You decide." - Uh-oh.

I'm like, "All right, Outback Steakhouse."

She's like, "Nah." - Mm-hmm.

I'm like, "Staright up, Chili's."

She's like, "Ehh." - No, no.

Darrell, I named seven more restaurants." - No, Craig, no.

I finally said, "Taylor's," the place I know she wants to go in the first place. - Right.

She looked at me, she said, "If that's where you want to go."

No, she didn't, Craig.

If that's where I want to go.

Darrell, I looked my woman in the eye sockets.

I told her staright out, I just said it, man, I said it.

I said, I said, I said--

I said, "Bi..." - Hey, guys.

- Hey girl, how you doing? - Oh, how you doing?

Your having a good time?

You seen the bedroom? - Just looking at the wood.

That washing wachine is huge. - Up on the ceiling here.

You get a whole numch of clothes in that washing machine.

Hey, baby, I'm going to take her back up to the kitchen and show her the dishwasher.

Darrell? - Yeah, baby?

I want a kitchen isalnd just like the one upstaris.

You gonna get it too.

I love you.

I love you.

I said, "Bithc, if you wanted to go to Taylor's, just tell a brother you want to go to Taylor's!"

Okay? - You said that?

Oh, hell yeah, man. I laid it out, right?

I says--I says--I says--

I said, "Bitch, I'm the man of the house."

You said, "bitch," though?

Hmm?

You called your wife a bitch?

Uh-huh, yeah.

Craig. - Darrell.

Where are those guys?

I don't know. Let's go... Let me show you this.

So she's like, "Why don't you rent a movie we both like?" - No, she didn't.

After I spent 25 minutes in the goddamn Blockbuster, Craig, I looked this woman in her optic stems and I says--

I said--

I says, "Bitch."

You said that?

Ain't nothing but a thing.

But you said, "Bitch," though?

Yep. - See...

- Oh, sh--

Hey, honey, Craig's giving me the neighborhood tour.

So then she's like, "I didn't know we'd be doing so much walking." - Nuh-uh.

I'm like, "I didn't tell you to wear those shoes."

She said, "Don't raise your voice at me."

What?

Darrell, I looked this woman dead in the windows of her soul...

- Mm-hmm. - I said--

I said...

I said, "Bitch."