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Uh, hi.
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Woa, woa, ladies, I can explain.
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See, um, I'm a princess too.
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Wait, what?
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Yeah, Princess Vanellope von Schweetz, of the Sugar Rush von Schweetzes.
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I'm sure you've heard of us. It'd be embarrassing for you if you haven't.
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What kind of a princess are you?
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What kind?
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Do you have magic hair?
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No.
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Magic hands?
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No.
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Do animals talk to you?
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No.
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Were you poisoned?
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No.
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Cursed?
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No.
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Kidnapped or enslaved?
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No. Are you guys okay? Should I call the police?
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Then I have to assume you made a deal with an underwater sea witch where she took your voice in exchange for a pair of human legs.
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No.
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Good lord, who would do that?
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Have you ever had true love's kiss?
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Ew, barf!
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Do you have daddy issues?
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I don't even have a mom.
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Neither do we!
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And now for the million dollar question.
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Do people assume all your problems got solved because a big strong man showed up?
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Yes! What is up with that?
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She is a princess!
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Who made your gown?
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I've never seen anything quite like it.
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Oh, this old thing?
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Oh, I'd so love to have one of my own.
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As would I.
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Me too. Best outfit ever.
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I want one too, you guys.
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I'll get my mice on this.
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So this is love.
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All hail Princess Penelope, the Queen of Comfy.
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Hey, Penelope!
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Of all the thing above of in this entire world, I never thought I'd get to wear a real... What's it called again?
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Oh, yeah. Shirt.
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I once had a dream that I might wear a shirt.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. What's going on?
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Uh, she's singing?
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Yeah, but there was, like, music in the spotlight and... Wait, you all saw it too, right?
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That's what happens when a princess sings about her dreams.
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Oh, that's never happened to me. I mean, not even once.
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Why don't you give it a try? What is it you really want? Sing about that.
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Okay. Uh, sure. Oh, I can do that. Um, let's see.
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Oh, steering wheel! Oh, steering wheel! Oh, yes, I want a steering wheel!
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Well, there's a lot to unpack here.
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So this steering wheel you sing of, that's a metaphor?
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Oh, no, no, no, it's not a metaphor. I just, I literally want a steering wheel.
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I think the issue was I was a little pitchy.
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Maybe a little. But sometimes your song can't start until you go someplace to reflect.
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What works for some of us is finding a form of water and staring at it.
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What?
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Oh, yes, I like to stare at a wishing well.
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I stare at the ocean.
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Horace Trough.
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Soap bubbles.
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Wait, you're saying if I just stare at some water...
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The important water.
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Right, of course, important water.
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I stare at the important water and somehow, magically, I'll start singing about my dream?
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For sure.
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I don't think so, ladies, but thanks.
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Five minutes, princesses. Another Which Disney Princess Are You Quizlet starts in five minutes.
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Well, I guess it's back to the gowns, girls.
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It was lovely to meet you, Vanellope.
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And best of luck finding your song.
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What did she just say?
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We don't know. We can't understand her. She's from the other studio.
