you on the right cheek,

turn and offer the other, also.

Unless they're a Republican,

then you can feel free

to punch them in the face.

Let the children come unto me,

and do not hinder them

unless they might

be born into poverty,

or they might be an inconvenience

to your party lifestyle.

In that case,

feel free

to murder them in the womb.

Haven't you read

that in the beginning,

God created the male and female

and genderqueer

femboy,

trans man, trans woman,

two spirit.

You have heard that it was said,

hate your enemies,

but I say to you,

this is correct,

and here's

a handy little chart to help

you understand who your enemy is

based on Marxist

intersectionality theory.

As the Lord

was setting out on a journey,

a certain young man approached him.

Oh my Lord,

what must I

do to be saved?

Be less white.

But the man went away sad,

for he was very white.

My Lord,

if you had been here,

my brother

Lazarus would not have died.

Do not be afraid,

for Lazarus will live again,

through this mail-In ballot.

Bigender, non-binary, demiboi,

omnigender, pangender,

xenogender,

someone who identifies

as a large ornate building.

I'm the way,

the truth and the life.

No one comes to the father

except by

reducing their carbon footprint

and getting vaccinated 12 times,

like me.

Cancel your enemies,

curse those who bless you,

and burn down the whole country,

if you don't get your way.

Tatertotgender,

ghostboy,

Tri-spirit,

weathergender,

transfemme,

Poly fluid, dolphin man,

yodel boy,

Goomba sexual.

It's a miracle

Jesus has multiplied

the fish and the loaves.

No, no, my son.

I nearly stolen it

from that village over there.

It's called wealth redistribution.

Pretty sweet, huh?

Nice.

Would you like to be healed,

my son?

Yes,

of course, Jesus.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Fear not.

For I have supported

the new healthcare bill

that will force you

to buy insurance.

Because I,

I'm a good person.

By this,

they will know that

you are my disciples.

If you have one of these yard signs

or you wear a Ukraine pin

or

you put one of these Human

Rights Campaign

stickers on your camel.

Here, take one.

Super sticky.

The poor,

you will always have with you.

This is because of capitalism.

Eat the rich.

Eat the rich.

Eat the rich.

Eat the rich!

Eat the rich!

Eat the rich!

Eat the rich!

Infiniqueer,

barristerqueer,

cocaine bear gender,

marvel sexual,

hyper queer, hedgehog brony,

and last but not least,

bicurious demigirlkin.

What about, Shrek gendered?

Oh yes yes yes yes.

Shrek gender too. Yeah.

Whatever you guys want.

Make them all up.

It's fine.

The church is under attack.

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Pop quiz.

Which one of you is more oppressed?

Is it the woman or the darker one?

That is correct.