Nah, no idea.

Okay.

*incredibly sexy cowboy music*

*The smell of a real man*

Ma'am, I'm hoping you can help me.

I'm here to pick up some ram.

You're a boy.

No, you're a man.

You're a man!

Yodel-ay-hee-hoo.

You're a man.

You're a ma-

Oh, Ellie, are you okay?

Sorry, sir.

*Intense man on man attraction*

Is anyone else smelling that incredibly masculine musk?

Oh no.

*The power of the female gaze*

Oh shit.

Gah!!

*Feelings of longing and desire*

Oh god, you're so beautiful

Gaaaah gahh!

I heard you came for some ram

You take this now when you get, we don't want no trouble.

Nice and slow, nice and slow.

Nice and slow, just breathe.

Just breathe.

*The gentle touch Alan needed*

Do I need to pay for this?