Are you, like, in love with Tammy Mullins?

I'm not in love with her, I just like her knockers.

Okay, well, why would you protect someone from getting

farted on unless there were some real feelings there?

Dude, I said I was sorry, okay?

You guys! You guys!

Something really weird is going on!

I keep having the same dream that I'm a fat little white boy.

You ain't white, but you definitely fat.

This is serious, Kyle!

It's more than a dream, it's becoming like real now!

I keep seeing all of you!

Being replaced by little white motherfuckers!

Well, maybe you should try not being so racist, Cartman.

You can't be racist towards white people, Stan!

They all honky-ass bitches! You know what this is?

I think this is some alternate universe shit.

Yeah, right, you just acting crazy 'cause you wanna

-get sent home from school. -No, I'm not, Kyle!

Yeah, bitch, you just wanna get sent home

so you can play Baldur's Gate 3.

(yelling)

(yelling)

What the fuck?

Oh, my God, it's all real!

Whatever you're doing, Cartman, we ain't buyin' it.

Stay away from me! You aren't my friends! Do you understand?

Is that supposed to be Cartman?

It ain't Cartman but it's still fat.

Just more like little round and fat.

Yeah, like Tammy Mullins' knockers.

Kenny! Brah.

Chill with the knockers. Man!

No...

No...!

(school bell rings)

Okay, so Clyde says he can probably try to fart

on Tammy Mullins again during fourth period.

But this time Kenny has to keep his mouth shut.

It's fine! I won't say anything, fine!

He's gonna say something, he's totally in love with her.

-No, I'm not! -You guys! You guys!

Holy shit, you guys, I fuckin' told you!

I fuckin' told you this was happening, didn't I?

Told us what was happening?

I told you I was having all these dreams

that I was a fat little white boy

and you guys were all white boys too and now look!

Y'all actually turned into 'em!

-Do we know you? -I'm Cartman.

And you're Kyle and you're Stan and you're fucking Kenny.

Only it's a parallel, alternated universe

and y'all have been replaced.

Uh, okay, cool lady.

We gotta get to class.

Oh, no! No, no, no, no, no!

You guys are gonna listen to me this time!

I need help!

Cartman's just messing with us.

Fuck you, Kyle!

This is serious, you fuckin' butt-fucker!

Yeah, listen, lady, we really gotta get going.

Will you guys fucking listen to me?! I'm Cartman!

You're not Cartman and multiple universes are stupid.

Oh, goddamn it!