AaaaaaHHHH!

Yummy!

Beat it, kid!

Aaaaaagghhh!

And now you must learn your first lesson.

To relax completely in the face of danger, you must concentrate on peaceful images.

Mmmmmmmmm!

MMMMM!!!

You have learned your first lesson well.

Two more lessons await on the rest of your journey.

Ooooooooh!

That is one stupid, courageous dog.

Hey, dog!

Why don't you all give this here jug a blow?

Ilio!

Aaaaaah!

Poison darts!

They be music haters!

Abeh! Abehbehbehbehbehbehbeh!

What are you doing?!

Lesson number two

Use your enemy's force

Use your enemy's force against him

You have learned to make peace with danger

Now you have the power

He tickles me with this acupuncture

This not acupuncture

This is deboning

I'm taking out your bones

The good empress back to reclaim throne

I not carry out bizarre torture for evil empress

Not deboning, reboning

Oh, how lovely

Because of you, peace and harmony are returned to our kingdom

Oh, courage! Who could fail to see the beauty of this magical land?

Yeah, magical

Oh, courage! Who could fail to see the beauty of this magical land?