Sniff, sniff, sniff.

Ha, ha, ha, ha.

Sniff, sniff, sniff.

Fff, fff.

Fff!

Blah!

Eegah! What is that horrible stench?

Mom, you've come just in time!

I've worked all night to bring you the greatest recipe ever.

I call it...

Foof and Scoops!

Oh, uh, well, your dish certainly shows a lot of initiative.

Ha, ha, ha.

Try some!

Oh, no, Chowder, I really shouldn't.

Be my customer. Taste it.

Oh, my gosh. Uh...

No, thanks, Chowder, I...

Please?

No, Chowder.

Pretty please?

What the...

Please, please, please, please, please, please, please!

No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

Aaaaah!

Aaaaah!

Aaaaah!

But I put a lot of heart into it.

Eat it!

Huh?

Huh?

Aaaaah!

Blah.

Blah!

Blah!

Blah!

Blah!

Blah!

Blah!

Uh, Chowder...

I neglected to tell you the most important quality a chef must have.

More important than hands?

Yes!

It's not to kill anyone with their recipes.

But I know customers who want to eat my Foof and Scoops.

They're magically foo-picious!

No, Chowder.

Believe me, no one will want to eat this.

Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh...

Blah-ha-ha!

Goodbye, Foof and Scoops!

My greatest creation!

Mom just doesn't understand.

I'm a chef ahead of my time!

It was too soon, too soon, too soon!

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Uh...

Oh!

Oh! Oh! Oh!

Ha-ha-ha-ha!

You like it? You like my dish?

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Come here, little guy!

Whoa...

You're my... my... my first customer!

Ah!

Oops, sorry!

Ah!

Oh, my gosh! You're so hungry, huh?

Achoo! Achoo-hoo! Achoo-achoo! Achoo-ha-ha-ha!

Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Come on, I'll feed you more!

Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah!

Hey, guys! This is my very first customer!

I just found him hanging out in the dumpster!

I call him Kevin, and Kevin loves my food!

Hee-hee-choo-choo! Hee-hee-choo-choo! Hee-hee-choo-choo! Hee-hee-choo-choo!

Hee-hee-choo-choo-choo! Yeah!

Ah!

Chowder, drop that fuzzball, this instant!

But... but why, Mom? Kevin is my customer, which makes me a chef!

Just like you, Mom.

Just like you.

Chowder, that is dirty!

That's dirty vermin in your hands!

Schnitzel, hop to it!

Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Rattle, rattle, rattle.

Ah!

No!

Kevin!

Ha-ha-ha! Mom just doesn't understand what a genius I am!

I mean, I have a gift!

A gift I must share with the world!

I bet there's a million customers just like Kevin who want my food.

Ah! Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Woah, Kevin, you never told me there's more of you!

And you're all so hungry!

Hmm, it's like I'd have to start my own catering company.

That's it!

I'll open a store for plus-size ladies' fashions!

You take the moon and you take the sun

You take everything that seems like fun

You stir it all up and then you're done

Waddle, waddle, waddle, waddle, waddle

So come on in, feel the rhythm

Waddle, waddle, waddle, waddle, waddle