Fine, I'll take them.

But you better keep those goggles, because I'm gonna put them to good use tonight.

Once the floor is full of sawdust, we can eat peanuts in here.

Ooh, I'm excited. This'll be great.

And those guys back at the factory can suck it.

I'm gonna get out of this place one day.

Hey, Butch, get a load of Stewie.

He says he's gonna get out of here.

You don't know me, man. I'm different. I got ideas.

Hey, Butch, you hear that? Stewie's got ideas.

Shut up! I'm gonna go across that river and make it to the city on the other side.

I'm gonna be a singer.

Buble over here says he's gonna be a singer.

Hey, Buble, I got a tune for you to sing.

It's called Get Your Ass Back on the Forklift.

Lunch is over.

Hey, Stewie, don't listen to those guys.

Follow your heart.

Shut up, Butch. You're the loser of this crew.

Hey, guys, you hear that?

Butch told me to follow my heart.

Maybe it's time for you to go out and get a job of your own.

This sucks. How did you get a hernia?

Actually, I got it performing an incredible act of heroism.

Oh, my God!

Somebody help me! I'm sinking!

Hurry! I can't hold it!

Okay, let me just unstrap my baby.

Oh! Oh! Oh! Slipping! Slipping! Sorry!

Yeah, I hear that kind of obnoxious behavior is very big right now in the dangerous idiot community.

Really? I didn't see that in the newsletter this month.

Just a big article about how to tailgate a speeding fire truck to get places faster.

Eh. Wait till I get to the golf course and find out there's no fire.

No, no, no. He knows I'm his friend.

Yeah, right. That's what Woody thought about Buzz Lightyear.

Oh, Peep!

What's going on here?

Um, you've got a friend in me?

Is Netflix streaming the right choice for you?

Well, if you like movies in HD, then frozen pixels, then HD again, the answer is yes.

And if you love the golden year of movies, 2003, then we might have some of what you're looking for.

Netflix streaming.

Buffer for 20 minutes, then watch 35 minutes of a movie with Jason Statham.

Uh, where's the slide?

Just eat this Starburst.

Wow! Lemons, oranges, cherries!

So juicy!

I don't think that was a Starburst.

I think that may have just been acid.

Hey, where's Chris?

He's over there playing that carnival game.

Step right up! Everybody take a chance on a whack-a-big-a-pussy!

Hey, Tom. Hey, Tom. Hey, Tom. Hey, Tom. Hey, Tom.

This is not what I thought it was!

Oh, my God. Chris is out of control.

I know. It must be all the violence in movies and sex on TV.

Oh. See, I listen.

I've got to get out of this house or I'll be in worse shape than John Goodman.

I've got your EKG here.

How does it look?

Well, it spells out pancakes.

Oh. Okay, so same as last time.

I'm recommending you go on a strict diet immediately.

Nope. Horses that make it look like I can walk, take me to Hollywood.

Peter, knock it off.

You're a middle-aged man. You can't be a DJ.

Why not? I could totally be a DJ.

For God's sake, John Travolta's a pilot.

This is your captain speaking.

We have reached our cruising altitude.

It is now safe to take off your wigs and begin.

I tried to tell you watching Stewie wasn't easy.

Oh. Oh, man, this is terrible.

Stewie could be anywhere.

Sorry, I forgot my jacket.

Here in the props department, some sweaty guy is working on the petercopter.

That's right. You know, a lot of people don't realize

SEAL Team 6 actually completed their mission in this puppy.

Oh, cool! Family guy!

Over here! About here!

That's a great idea, because people need to know that she's an even bigger fraud than Robert Baden-Powell, the founder of the Boy Scouts.

Ma'am, I'd like to take your son into the woods.

What? That sounds suspicious.

Well, what if I said we'd both be wearing shorts and neckerchiefs and I'd give him little patches for doing what I say?

Oh, thanks. You guys won't regret this.

And don't you worry. I'll be ready.

Unlike Lois getting dressed for a night out.

Tell them the truth.

It's me. It's me. I'm the one who takes too long to get ready.

It's because I don't have any nice clothes.

Peter?

All right, it's because I don't like the way I look.

Anyway, they're not going to let you play football, Stewie.

Anyway, they're not going to let you play football, Stewie.

You're too little.

Oh, don't worry.

I'm going to be bad news for the other team.

And nobody likes bad news.

Except for Larry, the self-loathing idiot.

Larry, I'm afraid you only have three months to live.

Oh, boy.

I haven't been this excited since our trip to Philadelphia.

Ladies and gentlemen,

Flight 427 to Philadelphia has been canceled.

Yay!

I'm especially going to miss the fat man's bit with the audience where he fires the T-shirt cannon at his own head.

You know he once tried to hold up a store with that thing?

All right, everybody on the floor, empty the register.

Please, don't do this.

Oh, yeah? You want to be a hero?

Here's what happens to heroes.

Anybody else want to be a hero?

Oh, me, me, me! Over here, over here!

We now return to Doctor Who Farted.

Doctor, the alien attack has begun.

We've got to return to the 21st century.

Uh, we can't go into the time machine right now.

But they're going to kill us all!

All right, all right, just one second.

So, how was your weekend?

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