Fine, I'll take them.

好吧，我買了

But you better keep those goggles, because I'm gonna put them to good use tonight.

但你最好留著護目鏡 因為我今晚要好好利用它們

Once the floor is full of sawdust, we can eat peanuts in here.

一旦地板上滿是鋸末，我們就可以在這裡吃花生了。

Ooh, I'm excited. This'll be great.

哦，我很興奮。這會很棒的

And those guys back at the factory can suck it.

而那些工廠裡的傢伙們就等著吃不了兜著走吧。

I'm gonna get out of this place one day.

總有一天我會離開這個地方。

Hey, Butch, get a load of Stewie.

嘿，布奇，去看看史都華吧

He says he's gonna get out of here.

他說他要離開這裡。

You don't know me, man. I'm different. I got ideas.

你不瞭解我我與眾不同我有想法

Hey, Butch, you hear that? Stewie's got ideas.

嘿，布奇，你聽到了嗎？史都華有主意了

Shut up! I'm gonna go across that river and make it to the city on the other side.

閉嘴我要過河，去對岸的城市

I'm gonna be a singer.

我要成為一名歌手

Buble over here says he's gonna be a singer.

這邊的佈雷說他要成為一名歌手。

Hey, Buble, I got a tune for you to sing.

嘿，布uble，我有個曲子讓你唱。

It's called Get Your Ass Back on the Forklift.

它的名字叫 "把你的屁股放回叉車上"。

Lunch is over.

午餐結束

Hey, Stewie, don't listen to those guys.

Stewie 別聽他們的

Follow your heart.

隨心所欲。

Shut up, Butch. You're the loser of this crew.

閉嘴 布奇你才是這個團隊的失敗者

Hey, guys, you hear that?

嘿，夥計們，你們聽到了嗎？

Butch told me to follow my heart.

布奇告訴我要隨心所欲。

Maybe it's time for you to go out and get a job of your own.

也許你該出去找份自己的工作了。

This sucks. How did you get a hernia?

真糟糕你怎麼會得疝氣？

Actually, I got it performing an incredible act of heroism.

事實上，我是在一次不可思議的英雄行為中得到它的。

Oh, my God!

我的天啊

Somebody help me! I'm sinking!

誰來救救我我在下沉

Hurry! I can't hold it!

快點我撐不住了

Okay, let me just unstrap my baby.

好吧，讓我解開我的寶貝。

Oh! Oh! Oh! Slipping! Slipping! Sorry!

哦 哦 哦 滑倒了滑倒了對不起 Sorry！

Yeah, I hear that kind of obnoxious behavior is very big right now in the dangerous idiot community.

是啊，我聽說這種令人討厭的行為現在在危險的白痴圈子裡很流行。

Really? I didn't see that in the newsletter this month.

真的嗎？我在這個月的通訊裡沒看到。

Just a big article about how to tailgate a speeding fire truck to get places faster.

只是一篇大文章，講的是如何追上一輛超速行駛的消防車，以便更快到達目的地。

Eh. Wait till I get to the golf course and find out there's no fire.

嗯等我到了高爾夫球場才發現沒有火。

No, no, no. He knows I'm his friend.

不 不 不 他知道我是他的朋友 No, no, no.他知道我是他的朋友

Yeah, right. That's what Woody thought about Buzz Lightyear.

是啊，沒錯這就是伍迪對巴斯光年的看法。

Oh, Peep!

哦，皮皮！

What's going on here?

這是怎麼回事？

Um, you've got a friend in me?

我是你的朋友？

Is Netflix streaming the right choice for you?

Netflix 流媒體是否適合您？

Well, if you like movies in HD, then frozen pixels, then HD again, the answer is yes.

好吧，如果你喜歡高清電影，然後是冷凍像素，然後又是高清，那麼答案是肯定的。

And if you love the golden year of movies, 2003, then we might have some of what you're looking for.

如果你喜歡 2003 電影黃金年，那麼我們可能有一些你想要的東西。

Netflix streaming.

Netflix 流媒體。

Buffer for 20 minutes, then watch 35 minutes of a movie with Jason Statham.

緩衝 20 分鐘，然後觀看 35 分鐘傑森-斯坦森（Jason Statham）主演的電影。

Uh, where's the slide?

幻燈片在哪裡？

Just eat this Starburst.

就吃這個星爆吧

Wow! Lemons, oranges, cherries!

哇檸檬、橘子、櫻桃

So juicy!

鮮嫩多汁

I don't think that was a Starburst.

我覺得那不是星爆。

I think that may have just been acid.

我想那可能只是酸。

Hey, where's Chris?

克里斯在哪？

He's over there playing that carnival game.

他在那邊玩那個狂歡遊戲。

Step right up! Everybody take a chance on a whack-a-big-a-pussy!

站起來大家都來賭一把吧

Hey, Tom. Hey, Tom. Hey, Tom. Hey, Tom. Hey, Tom.

嘿，湯姆嘿，湯姆嘿，湯姆嘿，湯姆嘿，湯姆

This is not what I thought it was!

這和我想的不一樣！

Oh, my God. Chris is out of control.

我的天啊克里斯失控了

I know. It must be all the violence in movies and sex on TV.

我知道一定是因為電影裡的暴力和電視上的性。

Oh. See, I listen.

哦看，我聽著呢

I've got to get out of this house or I'll be in worse shape than John Goodman.

我得離開這棟房子，否則我會比約翰-古德曼更慘。

I've got your EKG here.

我這裡有你的心電圖

How does it look?

看起來怎麼樣？

Well, it spells out pancakes.

嗯，它的拼寫是煎餅。

Oh. Okay, so same as last time.

哦好吧，跟上次一樣

I'm recommending you go on a strict diet immediately.

我建議你立即嚴格節食。

Nope. Horses that make it look like I can walk, take me to Hollywood.

不能讓我看起來像會走路的馬，帶我去好萊塢。

Peter, knock it off.

彼得，別鬧了。

You're a middle-aged man. You can't be a DJ.

你是個中年人你當不了 DJ

Why not? I could totally be a DJ.

為什麼不呢？我完全可以成為一名 DJ。

For God's sake, John Travolta's a pilot.

看在上帝的份上，約翰-特拉沃爾塔是個飛行員。

This is your captain speaking.

我是你們的船長

We have reached our cruising altitude.

我們已經到達巡航高度。

It is now safe to take off your wigs and begin.

現在可以摘下假髮開始工作了。

I tried to tell you watching Stewie wasn't easy.

我告訴過你，監視史都華並不容易。

Oh. Oh, man, this is terrible.

哦哦，夥計，這太可怕了

Stewie could be anywhere.

史都華可能在任何地方

Sorry, I forgot my jacket.

對不起，我忘帶外套了。

Here in the props department, some sweaty guy is working on the petercopter.

在道具部，一個汗流浹背的傢伙正在修理直升機。

That's right. You know, a lot of people don't realize

這就對了。你知道，很多人沒有意識到

SEAL Team 6 actually completed their mission in this puppy.

海豹 6 隊確實完成了他們在這隻小狗身上的任務。

Oh, cool! Family guy!

哦，酷居家男人

Over here! About here!

在這裡關於這裡

That's a great idea, because people need to know that she's an even bigger fraud than Robert Baden-Powell, the founder of the Boy Scouts.

這是一個好主意，因為人們需要知道，她是一個比童子軍創始人羅伯特-巴登-鮑威爾（Robert Baden-Powell）更大的金光黨。

Ma'am, I'd like to take your son into the woods.

夫人，我想帶您的兒子去森林裡看看。

What? That sounds suspicious.

什麼？聽起來很可疑

Well, what if I said we'd both be wearing shorts and neckerchiefs and I'd give him little patches for doing what I say?

好吧，如果我說我們都穿短褲，戴領巾，我還會給他小補丁，讓他聽我的話呢？

Oh, thanks. You guys won't regret this.

謝謝你們不會後悔的

And don't you worry. I'll be ready.

別擔心我會準備好的

Unlike Lois getting dressed for a night out.

與露易絲穿衣外出不同。

Tell them the truth.

告訴他們真相。

It's me. It's me. I'm the one who takes too long to get ready.

是我是我是我準備得太久了

It's because I don't have any nice clothes.

因為我沒有漂亮衣服。

Peter?

彼得？

All right, it's because I don't like the way I look.

好吧，是因為我不喜歡自己的樣子。

Anyway, they're not going to let you play football, Stewie.

總之，他們不會讓你踢球的，史都華

Anyway, they're not going to let you play football, Stewie.

總之，他們不會讓你踢球的，史都華

You're too little.

你太小了

Oh, don't worry.

哦，別擔心。

I'm going to be bad news for the other team.

我會成為對方的壞消息。

And nobody likes bad news.

沒有人喜歡壞消息。

Except for Larry, the self-loathing idiot.

除了拉里這個自暴自棄的白痴。

Larry, I'm afraid you only have three months to live.

拉里，恐怕你只有三個月可活了。

Oh, boy.

哦，天哪

I haven't been this excited since our trip to Philadelphia.

自從我們去費城之後，我還沒有這麼興奮過。

Ladies and gentlemen,

女士們，先生們

Flight 427 to Philadelphia has been canceled.

飛往費城的 427 班機已取消。

Yay!

耶

I'm especially going to miss the fat man's bit with the audience where he fires the T-shirt cannon at his own head.

我尤其會懷念胖子和觀眾一起用 T 恤大炮對著自己腦袋開火的那段。

You know he once tried to hold up a store with that thing?

你知道他曾經想用那東西搶劫一家商店嗎？

All right, everybody on the floor, empty the register.

好了，所有的人都把登記簿清空。

Please, don't do this.

請不要這樣做。

Oh, yeah? You want to be a hero?

哦，是嗎？你想當英雄？

Here's what happens to heroes.

這就是英雄的下場。

Anybody else want to be a hero?

還有人想當英雄嗎？

Oh, me, me, me! Over here, over here!

哦，我，我，我這裡，這裡

We now return to Doctor Who Farted.

我們現在回到《放屁博士》。

Doctor, the alien attack has begun.

博士，外星人的攻擊已經開始了

We've got to return to the 21st century.

我們必須回到 21 世紀。

Uh, we can't go into the time machine right now.

我們現在不能進入時光機

But they're going to kill us all!

但他們會把我們都殺了！

All right, all right, just one second.

好吧，好吧，等一下。

So, how was your weekend?

週末過得怎麼樣？

You

你