La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la...

Ah!

What's up, dude?

Business all messed up!

I know, right?

I mean, future me, wearing sandals?

I mean, you're gonna steal Carrie from me!

It's supposed to be Car-win, not Car-bull, you homewrecking woman-eater!

And it looks like I didn't stop at women.

Ah!

I agree.

Always thought I was the one wearing the pants in this relationship.

What is going on?

This mess has got Sarah's name written all over it.

How do you know?

Mm-mm!

Her heart pounding in her chest, Penny said to Banana Joe, let's never split!

What did you do this time?

Nothing, I swear!

I was just riding some non-canon AT and AR ships the odd one shot here and there and a bit of OOC, some OC drawings, of course, but mostly OTP squeeze and fan service!

Wait, what?

I was just writing love stories about everyone in Elmore.

I got a bit carried away.

Where did you get this?

It fell off the back of a truck!

That's not a euphemism, it literally did.

The awesome story!

Well, just take a look at what happened when you rode in it!

Wait, wait, wait!

I'm an otaku.

The light could kill me.

It's like a commercial for male deodorant out there!

Oh, my gosh!

So when I rode all this, it became canon in reality!

Excuse me for a second.

Well, you've got to fix it, okay?

Right!

Oh, I probably need to destroy it thoroughly.

Are you okay?

I'm fine.

Ah!

Uh, hey!

I'm alive and in quite a lot of pain!

Okay, so the only solution is to rewrite it back to normal.

Open up!

This is the police!

They're here for the notebook!

Then hurry up and start already!

Okay!

Open up!

I've got nothing!

What?

I've got Ryder's book!

You're going to have to do it!

Police!

Open up!

Mr. Small looked at Larry and said, It's not you, Larry.

It's me.

No, wait, no.

Larry said, We can't see each other anymore.

It was a hard blow for Mr. Small, and Larry was destroyed.

You're making things worse!

This is hard!

Just keep it simple, like Principal Brown and Jackie Wilson broke up.

Scratch that.

Take it back together.

Ah!

They're breaking down the door!

I got this!

Come on, troopers!

Go, go, go!

Bring on the light!

Good job, dude!

I haven't written anything yet, but I'll send a little something to delay them.

Come on!

Come on, come on, come on!

Ah!

Bobbert, Jamie and Tina were having a picnic.

They knew it would be their last meal together.

Don't be so sad.

What we had was beautiful.

Let's eat, Bobbert, Tina said.

Wait, shouldn't there be a comma before Bobbert?

What difference does that make?

And he said to Joe, It's over, and his stomach twisted into a knot as he cried.

Hot Dog Guy and Claire looked at each other with tears in their eyes.

We need space, said Claire.

I agree, he replied.

I'm sorry, but this is moving too fast for me.

I'm sorry, but this is moving too fast for me.

This bird is out of control!

What do you know?

And then Yuki said, I'm sorry, but this is moving too fast for me.

What?

You think you can just lock three people in a room and pressure them to keep coming up with gold?

Eventually, they'll start repeating material.