Is this your first?

No, I went once when Tom Brady hosted.

I was here, yeah.

So why weren't you at the roast last night?

I'm here.

That's why, you know.

So I had to just record a voiceover for the roast and be here.

If you could really roast Tom Brady right now, what would you say?

He's the best, man.

I got nothing.

He's the best.

I can't roast that guy.

He's too nice.