Yeah, I was really hoping for Paris.

I mean, I did drop all those hints, but I guess Tokyo's more exotic.

Yes, that is why I chose Japan over Paris at the last moment.

That makes perfect sense.

Say, where's that humming coming from?

Doo-wah, doo-wah, dee-doo-dee-doo-doo.

Doo-wah.

Vanessa?

Is that you?

Are you okay?

What do you mean, Dad?

Something's not right.

The corners of your mouth are pointing up.

Maybe you're running a fever.

Relax, will you?

I'm just looking forward to the 50s doo-wah pop tonight.

So, who are you going with?

Oh, you know, just a friend.

Speaking of friends, I think you have a little visitor.

Hello, ladies.

I'm here with homemade dunkleberry pie.

Dad, I thought you were going to stay upstairs.

I've got the snacks covered.

But, Pookie, I thought you loved the dunkle-bunkle.

Yes, I do love it, and thank you, but please, Dad.

Are you watching foreign films?

Dad.

So, what do you think?

It's for my daughter Vanessa's birthday.

I try to throw her a party every year.

I know we usually go about our daily battle of good versus evil, but instead, could you maybe help me set up the party for my little girl?

Please?

Ooh, kleptocracy.

Vanessa used to love this game when she was a...

Vanessa!

Oh, no, she's still in the building.

We need to stop those Miis before they get to her, or she could turn into Meath.

That's every child's worst nightmare.

Well, not me specifically.

Other children aren't afraid of turning into Meath.

It's just that I'm saying turning into your parent, that's what's scary.

Vanessa!

Vanessa!

Uh, Perry the Platypus, how did you get here?

I need a ride.

Could you guys help me out?

You're kidding, right?

No, I have to save my daughter.

This is a big deal.

Oh, please, please, please, oh, please, pleasey-weezy.

Please, please, please.

Fine.

Oh, come on, Vanessa.

I came halfway around the world to get you.

Halfway?

Yeah, halfway around the world.

You met me halfway.

I suppose you could put it that way.

You did, didn't you?

You know what, Dad?

Move over.

I'm coming with you.

Oh, this is great, Vanessa.

Why don't we talk these guys into giving us a tour of Paris?

We can go check out the guillotine museum.

In my hand, I hold the key to...

My new car!

No, your happiness.

Remember how you said if I got you a Little Mary MacGuffin doll, I'd be the world's greatest dad?

Yeah, when I was, like, seven.

At long last, I have found one!

I have been scouring the internet and garage sales, trying to find the discontinued doll.

Wow, I can't believe you remembered I wanted this.

Remembered?

I never stopped looking.

Really?

No, actually, I do.

Give me that, kid.

So you just took it from the little girl and left her there crying?

Wow, that is evil.

Honey, I am so proud of you.

Hey, sweetheart, how would you like to take a ride on a real bike?

She's 16!

I'm not hearing a no.

I'm not saying a yes.

I'm the father, and I have to treat her with the respect that she deserves in a caring, fatherly fashion.

Oui.

Shouldn't you be off playing with your little platypus friend?

What?

And leave my little girl all alone in the wilderness?

No way!

Dad, I'm not your little girl anymore.

Look at me.

I'm 16 years old.

Sixteen.

That's practically an adult, but you still treat me like I'm a little kid.

I just need some space, that's all.

No one to take care of you, not even kindly ocelots like I had.

Dad?

I could be at that campsite right over...

Go home.

Okay, pumpkin.

Stay safe.

There's probably nothing to fear.

Huh?

You see?

You see how dangerous it is out here?

You gotta help me overprotect my daughter.

Please?

Please?

Please?

I'm not a little girl anymore.

Well, you're my little girl.

I know, I know, but all I want to do is have a good time with my friends, and you just keep popping up.

It's like you don't trust me.

You're right.

I'm sorry I got in your way.

You know, I know you can handle yourself, Vanessa.

Come on, Perry the Platypus.

Maybe there's still time for a ski today.

You know, I try to be a good parent, but sometimes it's...

Vanessa!

Don't leave my baby girl alone!

Dad, what are you doing here?

It's dangerous!

Really?

I hadn't noticed.

All right, bees.

You like honey, don't you?

Come and get it!

Dad!

Excuse me, Perry the Platypus!

This is a hairdryer?

Yeah, I got it in Tokyo.

Cool, but they didn't know it was a hairdryer when you pointed it at them, so that means you're a little evil.

Okay, Dad.

Maybe I'm a little evil.

I knew it!

It's okay.

I'm not gonna cry.

Dad!