Do you think he was just doing that to make me jealous?

Because he was totally texting me all night last night, and I don't know if it's a booty call or not.

So, what do you think?

Did you think that girl was pretty?

How did that girl even get in here?

Do you see her?

She's so short, and that dress is so tacky.

Who wears cheetah?

It's not even summer.

What are you talking about?

After I get out of the bathroom, can we go smoke a cigarette?

I really need one.

But first, let me take a selfie.