Congratulations!

Oh, boy, that guy's underwear sucks.

What?

I got this pair marked XS.

Let me tell you, there's no room for XS anything in here.

Anyway, I'm gonna be the coordinator of the women's collection.

I'll work right under the director.

I mean, it's the perfect, perfect job for me.

Wow.

Well, if you nail the interview, you'll get it.

Yeah?

You wanna work on your interview skills?

Oh, okay.

Okay.

All right, let's start with the handshake.

Huh.

Hi.

Hi.

Very good handshake.

Good wrist action.

Thank you.

Let me try.

Okay.

Oh, my God!

What did I ever do to you?

Did I squeeze it too hard?

Let's just say I'm glad I'm not Chandler.

So, what happened?

Oh, it was horrible.

And the interview part went so well.

You know, I even made him laugh.

He said something about a boat, and I was like, well, yeah, if you've got enough life jackets.

Trust me, it was actually very funny.

Anyway, so, we were saying goodbye, and, uh, ugh.

What happened?

All right, well, we were shaking hands, and he kind of leaned in toward me.

You know, maybe he was going to open the door, but I totally misread him, and I, uh...

I don't know what to do.

You kissed him?

I didn't know what else to do.

Well, you could have tried not kissing him.

Hey, Rach, a guy from Ralph Lauren called.

You got a second interview.

What?

I can't believe it.

I got a second interview.

Yes.

I bet that kiss isn't looking like such a mistake now, is it?

What?

Wait a minute, wait.

You don't think that's why he wants me back?

Yeah.

No.

Hi, Rachel.

Come on in.

Okay.

It's really nice to see you again.

Thank you.

Oh, Rachel, uh...

What?

Just, uh...

Excuse me?

Yeah, let me...

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

All right, okay, I see what's going on here.

Now, listen, look, look.

I am sorry if I have given you the wrong impression, but I am not some hussy who will just sleep around to get ahead.

Now, even though I kissed you, that does not give you the right to demand sex from me.

I do not want this job that bad.

Good day, sir.

Now, I know that I've already said courage, but, you know, you gotta have courage.

And, um, and finally, when I thought you were making sexual advances in the workplace, I said no, and I was not litigious.

So there you go.

You got courage, you got integrity, you got...

courage again, and not litigious.

Look, Mr...

Zellner.

Zellner!

I knew that.

Oh, I knew that.

I...

I really, really want this job, and I think I would be really good at it.

You know what?

Yeah?

I may regret this, but, uh...

I'm gonna give you a shot.

Oh, you are?

Mm-hmm.

Really?

Oh, thank you.

Oh, God.

Oh, would it be completely inappropriate if I gave you a hug?

Yes.

Okay.

Well, then how about a handshake?

Oh, God, I'm sorry!

Oh, God.

I'm sorry.

Did not mean to touch that.

I mean, you...

There.

Uh, there.

Um, okay.

So, thank you.

I'm gonna leave.

Thank you very much.

Uh, thank you.

So, hey, I'll see you Monday.

Okay?