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  • ​​​ ​Man, this was the fastest​ ​​ ​​ ​I've ever gotten ready for a CHAD CAST.​ ​​

  • ​​​ ​For me to open up OBS,​ ​​

  • ​​​ ​realize that the Scene was​ ​​ ​​ ​never set up in the first place,​ ​​

  • ​​​ ​throw everything in there​ ​​ ​​ ​ten minutes beforehand,​ ​​

  • ​​​ ​create a room, get you guys in here,​ ​​

  • ​​​ ​crop all of us, arrange us...​ ​​

  • ​​​ ​Oh man, I feel great.​ ​​

  • ​​​ ​Except I don't.​ ​​

  • ​​​ ​I feel like ass.​ ​​

  • ​​​ ​Just so you guys know,​ ​​ ​​ ​I don't feel very good right now.​ ​​

  • ​​​ ​But that's okay because I have​ ​​ ​​ ​my two beautiful co-hosts​ ​​

  • ​​​ ​to have fun with all of us today.​ ​​

  • ​​​ ​IRyS, stop touching Calli's butt!​ ​​

  • ​​​ ​I see you right there.​ ​​

  • ​​​ ​I see what you're doing.​ ​​

  • ​​​ ​No, no, no, no!​ ​​

  • ​​​ ​I'm not doing anything!​ ​​

  • ​​​ ​I'm not doing anything right now.​ ​​

  • ​​​ ​Alright, I'm gonna let you​ ​​ ​​ ​get away with it just once.​ ​​

  • ​​​ ​Oh mah gawd!​ ​​

  • ​​​ ​'Cuz you're lookin' extra cute.​ ​​

  • ​​​ ​I wanted to use my new hand movements​ ​​ ​​ ​for something productive.​ ​​

  • ​​​ ​Oh yeah.​ ​​

  • ​​​ ​I wanna see those hand movements...​ ​​

  • ​​​ ​Just not, you know,​ ​​

  • ​​​ ​around the general vicinity of my ass,​ ​​ ​​ ​if at all possible.​ ​​

  • ​​​ ​If you wouldn't mind.​ ​​

  • ​​​ ​Your, your, your...​ ​​

  • ​​​ ​Your buttocks just happened to be there.​ ​​

  • ​​​ ​Do you talk with your hands?​ ​​

  • ​​​ ​Oh yeah.​ ​​

  • ​​​ ​You know how some people​ ​​ ​​ ​talk with their hands​ ​​

  • ​​​ ​when they're trying to explain something?​ ​​

  • ​​​ ​Oh yeah, big time.​ ​​

  • ​​​ ​That's a different move entirely.​ ​​

  • ​​​ ​It's the Italiano!​ ​​

  • ​​​ ​It's the Italian Underworld there.​ ​​

  • ​​​ ​They talk with their hands!​ ​​

  • ​​​ ​That looks so wrong, IRyS!​ ​​

  • ​​​ ​IRyS!​ ​​

  • ​​​ ​You are very unlucky, Calli,​ ​​ ​​ ​to be sitting next to me today.​ ​​

  • ​​​ ​What do you mean "unlucky"?​ ​​

  • ​​​ ​I gotta say, it's actua—​ ​​

  • ​​​ ​You know what? I counter your move.​ ​​

  • ​​​ ​Oh!​ ​​

  • ​​​ ​Now what?​ ​​

  • ​​​ ​Oh, that looks...​ ​​

  • ​​​ ​Oh my goodness!​ ​​

  • ​​​ ​Where-Where are you...​ ​​

  • ​​​ ​Where are you touching?​ ​​

  • ​​​ ​Oh!​ ​​

  • ​​​ ​I don't know. Where does it look?​ ​​

  • ​​​ ​Yabai!​ ​​

  • ​​​ ​The fact that I'm​ ​​ ​​ ​underneath your model.​ ​​

  • ​​​ ​Oh my goodness!​ ​​

  • ​​​ ​Oho!​ ​​

  • ​​​ ​My turn!​ ​​

  • ​​​ ​Oh!​ ​​

  • ​​​ ​Yeah, you think that—​ ​​

  • ​​​ ​You think that you can play this game?​ ​​

  • ​​​ ​Oh, Bae left.​ ​​

  • ​​​ ​Oh yeah, Bae left the room.​ ​​

  • ​​​ ​Is this too much for you to see, Bae?​ ​​

  • ​​​ ​Is this hurting you too much?​ ​​

  • ​​​ ​Come back, I'll stop.​ ​​

  • ​​​ ​I'll stop, I'll stop.​ ​​

  • ​​​ ​I'll stop!​ ​​

  • ​​​ ​Bae! Come on back!​ ​​

  • ​​​ ​Aww look, she's sad.​ ​​

  • ​​​ ​C'mon, I respect the​ ​​ ​​ ​relationship between you two.​ ​​

  • ​​​ ​Why're you sad?​ ​​

  • ​​​ ​It's OK.​ ​​

  • ​​​ ​You'll be next to IRyS for the next one!​ ​​

  • ​​​ ​It was just...​ ​​

  • ​​​ ​It was just hand holding!​ ​​

  • ​​​ ​Yeah, come on, Bae!​ ​​

  • ​​​ ​Come on, Bae!​ ​​

  • ​​​ ​Get back here.​ ​​

  • ​​​ ​I-I-I was doing a bit.​ ​​

  • ​​​ ​But I hate to say this,​ ​​ ​​ ​but I'm stuck in the door.​ ​​

  • ​​​ ​I'm gonna force—​ ​​

  • ​​​ ​I'm gonna force you over here!​ ​​

  • ​​​ ​She's stuck in the door, guys.​ ​​

  • ​​​ ​I'm gonna force you.​ ​​

  • ​​​ ​Oh, now there's...​ ​​

  • ​​​ ​There's only like 10% of​ ​​ ​​ ​Bae sticking out now.​ ​​

  • ​​​ ​Oh, there we go.​ ​​

  • ​​​ ​Hello.​ ​​

  • ​​​ ​Hi.​ ​​

  • ​​​ ​I'm back!​ ​​

  • ​​​ ​Hello, little one.​ ​​

  • ​​​ ​We're humongous​ ​​ ​​ ​compared to Bae, aren't we?​ ​​

  • ​​​ ​Well, I think Bae, like,​ ​​ ​​ ​truly is just tiny.​ ​​

​​​ ​Man, this was the fastest​ ​​ ​​ ​I've ever gotten ready for a CHAD CAST.​ ​​

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