Shimu.

Fast fashion from China.

Buy online now.

Style for less.

Way less.

Unbeatable prices.

Dress, $10.

Shoes, $5.

How so cheap?

Don't worry about it.

Men's T-shirt, $3.

Not made with forced labor.

Okay.

Modern styles.

Designer dupes.

No prisoners involved.

Did there used to be or something?

Why bring that up?

Tank tops, $3.99.

New merch daily.

Fresh fits.

No prisoners.

Normal number of working hours each week.

So, like, 40 or...

Or.

Or what?

Don't worry about it.

Matching sets, $2.50.

All workers paid, even ones with wrong religion.

Wait, what?

Shimu.

Best factories.

Happiest workers.

Wait, there's, like, a note sewn in my jacket.

That's a thank-you note from a happy worker.

Best materials.

Quality craftsmanship.

Oh.

Premium fabrics with no lead.

See, that makes me think there is lead in this.

No lead.

Good clothes.

Best prices.

Minimal lead.

You said no lead.

Kind of smells like gasoline.

Okay, this is getting shady.

Be real, is this shady?

If it was, would you stop buying it?

No.

No.

No.

Maybe.

No.

Great.

Shimu, don't worry about it.

My sh-my shoe.