Okay, I got it.

Hey, I know you hate being ugly, but somebody has to make everyone else look good.

Oh!

Oh, yes!

Yes, yes, yes!

Mm-hmm!

Oh, sweetheart, you have got it going on!

Oh, you are high-stylin', babe!

Those c'mere sailor eyes, that kiss-and-tell coat...

Hey, Pearl!

That is my sister you got your mitts all over!

And if you know what is good for you, you...

Come now, my little meadow muffin.

My studio is just over here.

Ooh!

Oh, you know it, baby!

Ooh, let me have it!

Let me have it!

Oh, isn't it wonderful, big brother?

I am going to be a model.

And you even let me keep the beauty mark.

Really?

That was probably just some weirdo who likes to take pictures of big, fat, ugly...

Nah.

Come on, this is all stuck.

What would you do without me, Cal?

You would be no ways.

Oh, I guess so.

Just what clown in his right mind is going to make a fashion model out of a tooth-torn slab of cheese like you?

You're probably right.

Of course I am!

Just what do you see when you look at one of these beauty mags anyway?

Me?

Sure it's you!

You don't think they would just put any old cow...

It can't be!

Oh, what a glorious cow!

Okay, okay.

No shoving, please.

Dear diary, you ain't never gonna believe what I am about to write down on yours.

Any questions?

Um, yes.

May I be excused to go adjust my other strap?

Well, by all means!

Class is dismissed early today so we can all adjust our other straps!

Hi, Cal!

I never liked you before, but now that you're famous, I like you a lot.

Oh, jeez, it's just my stupid sister already.

Oh, that cow baloney is so last Tuesday.

No!

Moses!

Oh, no!

I'm not famous anymore!

So, you got a little taste of the spotlight, huh, cow?

And you'd like to get back there again, hmm?

Welcome to my milk bar!

Ah!

Ah!

Ten cents a glass.

Isn't that a pretty penny?

It's ten cents a glass.

I have to fill so many.

I would like to go home now, Mr. Bartender.

Home?

Don't you understand, cow?

You work for me!

This seedy milk bar is your home!

Now sing!

We'll be getting some customers in here soon.

And they'll expect a show with milk!

Ten cents a glass.

Isn't that a pretty penny?

I wonder what happened to my large sister.

Hey, that sounds like...

Ooh, a customer!

What'll it be, pal?

Hey, hey, that you, sis?

Oh, don't look at me.

Hey, hey, it's okay, sis.

Come on, come on, let's get you out of here.

There, there, little fella.

Don't get your waddle in a knot.

How about I fix you up a nice ice cream cone?

Ooh, this tastes like it has a bug in it.

Well, I don't see no bug, chicken.

Well, look a little closer.

Ah!

Ah!